Argue Crew in Equestria

Marba

"My beloved cocksock?!" Marba exclaimed, limping towards Zecora. Zecora had laid the corpse of Scootaloo on the floor, giving Marba a clear view on her condition. There were numerous bruises on her head, which had been all kinds of dented. "What happened to her?" He asked Zecora. "I'm sorry to tell you that I do not know. I found her not too long ago." Zecora answered as she opened a medicine cabinet. She searched through the cabinet until she came upon a bag of herbs. "Hopefully, if it is not too late, I will be able to change her fate!" She declared, standing up. She set the herbs onto a table and came back with a jar.

"We can still save Scootaloo, you see. But first, I require a jar of your pee." She told them. "Our pee? What do you need our pee for?" James asked. "I'm not really into watersports, but if you insist..." Marba said, pulling his cock out. "You are mistaken, it isn't for me. Scootaloo is the one who requires your pee." Zecora explained. "My elixir requires the urine of an equine. With it, Scootaloo may return just fine." James laughed. "You're not going to get any piss out of me." He said. "I guess I'll do it, then." Marba said.

Marba was a tad disappointed that he wasn't able to give a zebra a golden shower, but nevertheless, he pissed into the bottle. "Thank you." Zecora said. "Your donation shall definitely help Scootaloo." James gave Marba a look of disgust. "Fuckin' filly fiddler." He said to him. "How do you get off on letting a filly drink your urine?" Marba looked at James. "You don't want a filly to down your urine? Fuckin' pleb." Marba replied in equal disgust.

With the help of Marba's urine, Zecora was able to begin working on the potion. "How do you think she died?" Marba asked James as they waited. "Well, judging by the bruises, it looks like she's been murdered." James concluded. "Murdered?" Marba repeated. "Who'd want to kill Scootaloo?" James sat in thought for a moment. "Well, there's only two that come to mind." He answered. "Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon." "I don't know..." Marba muttered. Sure, Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara hated Scootaloo more than James hated Rainbow Dash, but the thought of them going to such lengths to get rid of her seemed too unbelievable.

After waiting for almost an hour, Zecora finished her elixir. "Finally, it's done. I have finished my goal! The elixir is finished! Here, take a bowl!" She said as she gave Marba a bowl of the elixir. Marba still hurt all over, but he was hesitant to drink his own urine. "This'll help my wounds, right?" He asked. Unfortunately, Zecora had been too busy force-drinking it to Scootaloo to get a reply. With a sigh, Marba down his urine. The liquid trickled down his throat, offering a taste reminiscent to hot Mountain Dew. "It's an elixir I learned from my old friend Victoria. The name of said elixir is, in truth, Euphoria."

Scootaloo's body twitched repeatedly before she began coughing up blood. "She's alive!" Marba shouted to the others. The three of them surrounded her, watching her. Scootaloo opened her eyes to see the three of them in her face. "Scootaloo!" Marba exclaimed, lifting her head up. "Can you hear me? What happened to you?" Scootaloo looked around before replying. "A-A changeling..." She groaned, her voice extremely raspy. "T-There's a changeling in Ponyville..."