Argue Crew in Equestria

Jaxon

Jaxon stroked his chickun cock, filling his mind with thoughts of his beloved filly friends. "Why must they deny my urge to fug?" He wallowed. "A life without horse poon is a life not worth living!"

His hooves shook as he opened the bottle. Before he left Sweet Apple Acres, he managed to nab a bottle of pills from Big Mac's room. As he popped the pills into his mouth, tears rolled down his face. If becoming an hero got him into Equestria, becoming an hero here would get him out, right?

However, fate had another plan for Jaxon. Rather than dying, Jaxon felt a sharp pain in his groin. His cock became harder than a boulder. "What?" Jaxon said, picking the bottle back up. Upon closer inspection of the bottle, he realized his mistake: Viagra.

"Oh thank god..." Jaxon murmured. What had he been thinking? It wasn't all over! He just had to work harder to get the poon! Before he could continue celebrating, he heard a knock at the door. "Who would be here at this time of night?" He asked himself as he went to open the front door. Standing on his porch was a plain earth pony, grinning ear-to-ear. "Hello! You're Scootaloo, right?" The pony asked, inspecting Jaxon. "Y-Yeah, why?" Jaxon replied, suddenly having a nervous feeling. "Well, if it isn't too much of a hassle, I'm going to need you to come with me." He said.

Jaxon grew increasingly nervous. Had he known what he did to Scootaloo? Thoughts raced through his kind as he slammed the door shut on the pony. The pony outside simply laughed. "Well, changeling, we could have done this the easy way. It's a shame, too. I didn't want to, but I'll take you by force if I have to!" The pony shouted. A loud whack was heard as a blade went through the door. "Oh shit!" Jaxon exclaimed, backing up from the door. After a few more whacks, the pony had broken through the door, his axe being levitated by his magic. "Come with me now before I have to do anything drastic!" He told Jaxon.

Jaxon ran from the pony, running upstairs to his room right away. He locked the door and began blockading the entrance, putting whatever he could between him and the madpony. Who the hell is this guy? He thought as he finished pushing a wardrobe in front of the door. He heard the pony tackle the door. "You can't hide in there forever, changeling!" The pony shouted, hitting the door with his axe.

Jaxon looked around the room, looking for a way out. His eyes immediately darted to the window. Opening it as fast as he could, he jumped out right when the madpony broke through the door. Once out, he ran down the trail, hoping to make it to Twilight's castle. If I go to the police, they'll ask me questions. Twilight and them won't question poor old Scootaloo. Jaxon thought. He could hear the pony not too far behind him, shouting threats towards him. "What the hell does he mean by changeling?" He asked himself.

After nearly half an hour of desperate running, Jaxon had tripped. The pony stood above him, axe floating next to him. "Well, changeling, you put up quite a struggle." The pony said as he raised his axe. Before he could lower it, however, Jaxon pulled off his last ditch effort to get out. He jumped onto the madpony's head, shoving his rock-hard cock into the madpony's eye. The madpony shrieked as he pushed Jaxon off before falling to the ground. While he was down, Jaxon continued running to Twilight's castle.

The guards were quick to lead Jaxon to Twilight, knowing that Scootaloo had known the elements of harmony on a personal level. "Twi! You have to help me!" He shouted. "There's some stranger causing danger!" Twi turned to Jaxon. "Well, this looks like a perfect opportunity to try out Ponyville's new defense strategist." She said, turning to Dash. "Rainbow, go get Strategist Jacob. He'll be able to think up something to do."