Argue Crew in Equestria

Jaxon

"What do you girls wanna do today to earn our cutie marks?" Applebloom asked her fellow crusaders. "Ooh, how about we try earning our cutie marks with cooking?" Sweetie Belle asked her. "Naw, I know for a fact that cooking ain't your special talent!" Applebloom giggled. Sweetie Belle let out a grunt and said "Well, what do YOU think we should do?" She asked Applebloom. "Well, I was thinking we could try and earn our cutie marks in acting!" She declared. Sweetie Belle had laughed at the thought of Applebloom acting. Applebloom blushed, stammering "W-well, what do you think we should do, Scootaloo?"

"Let's fug." Jaxon proudly declared. To Jaxon's surprise, when he had warped into Equestria, he had become a lookalike of his favorite chikun. Jaxon, being a sly minx, decided to pretend to be Scootaloo for shits and giggles. "Naw, we already did that last week." Applebloom told him. "Well, maybe we could try getting our special talents in procreation!" Jaxon replied, hoping to get some from two fillies. Sweetie Belle laughed. "Scootaloo, is there something up with you today? We've already tried that, too!" She said. Jaxon was disappointed, but continued to try and see how long he could keep the act up.

The three of them had argued about what to do for so long that by the time they settled on something, it was time for them to go home. "Ok, we'll try competitive juggling tomorrow!" Applebloom shouted to them as she left. Once alone with Sweetie Belle, Jaxon had started his plan. "So, where do I live again?" Jaxon asked Sweetie Belle. "Wow, you really ARE forgetful today!" Sweetie Belle replied, laughing. "You're house is up over there if you follow that road!" She told him, pointing at the road. "Thanks!" Jaxon smiled to her as Sweetie had walked home.

Scootaloo's house was smaller than he had anticipated, although it wasn't so surprising when you take into consideration that she is canonically an orphan. Jaxon searched the house looking for any open windows or unlocked doors. Fortunately, there was an open window on the first floor. The house had been nothing fancy, and had an extreme lack of furniture inside. Besides the fridge, a table, and a couple chairs, the first floor was basically bare.

When he found Scootaloo's room, he tried his best to open the door as quietly as possible. Scootaloo's bedroom was just as bare. Inside the room had only been the mattress, with a sleeping Scootaloo on top. Jaxon had heard that she had been staying home due to a cold, at least, that was what Applebloom told him. "I'm surprised you even came out of the house!" He remembered her telling him.

Putting the pillow onto Scootaloo's face had to be the hardest part of the plan. As soon as he put it on her face, she had immediately kicked him off of her. Offset by the sight of her doppleganger, Scootaloo had tried to scream and tried to make a run for it. Jaxon had been able to get ahold of her before she got out of the bedroom, slamming her head repeatedly against the wall. Scootaloo had been screaming for her parents the whole time, tears running down her face. "No mercy." Jaxon told himself after she had finally stopped struggling. She was dead, or, at least, as far as Jaxon could tell. After covering her up in blankets, he dragged her out of the house and into the forest to be left there to decay. Once he returned home, Jaxon smiled.

He finally had the life he had always wanted.