Argue Crew in Equestria

Thomas

The caves had been dark, but Thomas' magic was enough to illuminate a few feet in front of him. Out of the entire crew, Thomas had most likely been the most prepared for their new life in Equestria. Once James had brought up the ritual in chat, Thomas had been planning out his plan to take over Equestria. After being cruelly ridiculed by countless members of the crew, Thomas would finally be above them all. But to be a great overlord, he would need henchmen.

"Where the hell are those Diamond Dogs?" Thomas asked himself. Thomas had been getting impatient in his search. It had been hours and he still hadn't found any trace of the Diamond Dogs. The cave had many twists and turns, and Thomas himself was beginning to feel as if he had gotten lost. After he had felt as though he had searched every nook and cranny of the cave, Thomas had become frustrated. "Okay, what the fuck?" He shouted into the caverns. "You pathetic mutts, come out! I have the perfect opportunity for you!"

As Thomas expected, no response. Thomas let out a grunt of anger and sat down. If he couldn't find the Diamond Dogs, his whole plan would be ruined. "Fuck everything." Thomas muttered as he laid against the wall. Tears had begun to form in his eyes. For once, he had the chance to become a leader, and now he felt as if he would become an hero. As he laid down, he begun to close his eyes. I just want to fall asleep. He thought to himself. Fall asleep and wake up in a world where I'm not hated because of a single greentext mistake...

Thomas had heard rough voices during his sleep. "What do we do?" One of them said. "You fool, we EAT it! I've heard good things about the taste of ponies!" Another voice said, slightly higher in pitch. "Yes! Didn't you hear? The one we let go is said to taste just like marshmallows!" A third chimed in. When his eyes opened, he had seen three confused Diamond Dogs above him. Thomas jumped in surprise. "It's still alive!" The short one hissed. "Not for long!" The tall, lanky one exclaimed as he pounced at Thomas. Thomas barely dodged the Diamond Dog. "Rover, you fool!" The stocky one told his companion. "You WAIT for our signal to pounce!"

"Stop!" Thomas exclaimed, flashing a light with his horn. "I have a proposition!" The Diamond Dogs looked towards him, eyes full of suspicion. "Make your claim, pony." The one named Rover said to him, ready to pounce. "You Diamond Dogs are fond of jewels, yes?" He asked, backing up. The Dogs looked at one another, curious of what he had in mind. "The precious?" The short one asked. "Of course! What makes you doubt our love of the shinies?" Thomas smiled. He knew he had their attention now. "Well, it turns out I have just the place for you." He answered, pulling a map out of his satchel. The map was sprawled across the floor, revealing a map of Equestria.

Looking at the map, Thomas put his hoof on the Crystal Empire. "See this? It's a whole kingdom of crystals." He told them. Although the Diamond Dogs said nothing, Thomas could see the greed on their faces. "A kingdom made of shinies?!" The stocky one asked, slobbering over his words. "Yes, and lucky for you mutts, I know just where this kingdom is. If you give me your tribe's loyalty, you and your tribe will be able to live in a whole kingdom of crystals." Thomas offered, smiling. "Why should we take orders from a pony?" Rover asked him, still cautious of Thomas' intentions. "Who cares, you fool?!" The stocky one retorted, smacking Rover. "You make a sweet deal, pony. You have our trust."

Thomas had felt something forming inside him ( :^) ). Something new, something he hadn't felt before: Power. "Well, then, take me to your tribe." He demanded as he put the map away. "We have a lot of planning to do if we're to take over an entire kingdom."