Argue Crew in Equestria

Reed

        Reed's head was spinning more than usual. He had awoken to find himself inside a place incredibly different than James' house. "Ugh, did that ritual actually work?" Reed asked himself. As he inspected his new body, Reed smiled. His horse cock was even bigger than the replica he had back home. He laid a hand - no, hoof- on his head. His head hurt, even more than his average night of drinking. After taking a moment to let himself regain his composure, he took a look at his surroundings. He was in a structure with haystacks and baskets upon baskets of apples. Sweet Apple Acres? Reed thought to himself. He'd had hoped for somewhere more lively, but Sweet Apple Acres was manageable for the time being.

        Before he even left the barn, Reed heard the shouts of ponies outside. "What in tarnation d'ye think yer doin' to mah tree?" A heavy-accented pony exclaimed. Ugh, Applejack, I presume. Reed thought. When he opened the door, he witnessed a laughable sight: a stallion with his dick lodged into the hollow of a tree. "I swear, it's not what it looks like!" The stallion had shouted. When the stallion spoke, Reed recognized his voice. "Christian?" Reed looked towards him, trying to keep his laughter down. "I thought you didn't swing that way." Christian turned his head to see Reed. "Reed?" He asked, dick still lodged into the hollow. "Could you help me out before Applesack beats the shit out of me?" He tried to pull himself out of the tree, but to no avail. "I'm kind of stuck here." He tried to manage a laugh, but couldn't find the strength. "You're MOLESTIN' our very own apple tree!" Applejack shouted at him in anger. "If you won't get your...thing out of there, I'll haf'ta take it out of there mahself!" Christian looked at Reed. "Got any ideas?" He asked, hoping that Reed had a better idea than the completely obvious route.

        Reed took a deep breath and went up to the two of them. "Ok, Christian. This is going to hurt like hell, but it's the only way to get you out of this." Reed told him, looking into his eyes. "No, there's has to be another way, right? Like, what if we cut open the tree-" Before he could finish, Applejack interrupted him. "There's no WAY in Equestria that I'm lettin' you saw down one our prized trees!" "Well, if you don't want that, you'll just have to help me with this, won't you?" Reed said in a somewhat smug tone to Applejack. After some grumbling, Applejack agreed. "Fine." She said stubbornly.  Reed grabbed onto one of Christian's upper hooves. "Ok, on my go, we'll both pull as far back as we can." Reed said to Applejack. Applejack nodded, grabbing onto his other hoof. "C'mon, there's got to be another way than this!" Christian pleaded. "It's for the best." Reed told him as he geared up. "Ok...go!" With their combined strength, they were able to pull him out of the trunk. Christian screamed in pain as he felt his cock being forced out of the hole. When they finally got him out, Christian's cock was bloodied and red. After taking a look at it, he nearly fainted.

        "It's ruined!" He shouted, cradling his cock. Reed got up to inspect his friend's genitalia. "Hm, there doesn't seem like there's any major damage. I'm sure your cock'll be fully functional after a while. I've definitely seen worse." Reed told him. "The good thing is you're alright, for the most part, at least. What were you thinking when you put your dick into the hole in the first place?" Reed asked. "I told you, it wasn't what it looked like." Christian answered. "When I woke up, I could barely keep myself up. I tried to stand and just two hooves to get a better look at where I was. I saw background horse over there and I freaked out.  I didn't want to be caught trespassing on private property, who knows how harsh the legal system is on males? I tried to hide behind the tree, and I'm assuming you can put the rest together."

        Reed laughed. "Whatever you say, Treefucker." He told him. "So, now that we're in Equestria, what do you plan on doing?" Christian thought for a moment. "I don't know, actually. I didn't have much plans to begin with besides live in Equestria. Maybe we could go and see Manehattan?" Christian answered. Applejack stood up and chimed in. "You two ain't goin' nowhere." She said, still angry about her violated tree. "You two's bein' put to work."