Argue Crew in Equestria

Björn

        "And for my next trick," Trixie proudly declared to the audience. "I will disappear before your very eyes!" Björn had seen her perform this trick numerous times in the series. As usual, Trixie raised herself onto her two hind hooves and threw the smoke pellet onto the ground. After the smoke cleared, she had no longer been on the stage (Although Björn could have sworn he saw her running behind the stage). The crowd had gone berserk. Even though magic was a part of their daily lives, something about magic tricks entertained them so much that they'd be willing to pay to watch Trixie do the same tricks over and over again.

        After the audience cleared, Björn snuck around to the back. Behind the stage was Trixie's trailer, along with Snips and Snails standing in front of it, as usual. You'd think with her looks, she'd have more guards. Björn thought to himself as he stayed in the shadows. "She said not to let anyone in, right?" Snails asked, trying to look into the windows. "Of course not, you idiot!" Snips snapped, pulling him away. "And don't look into the windows, numbskull! If Trixie catches you, you'll be worse than dead!" I need to get into her trailer, but those two are in the way. He thought as he looked at the duo.

        Björn came up with a plan to get rid of both of them for just enough time to get into the trailer. Revealing himself from the shadows, he approached the two of them. "Hey, you two!" He exclaimed. "Get over here!" Startled by his appearance, Snails nearly fell over. "W-who are you?" Snips asked, backing up. "Nobody's allowed back here!" Björn smiled. "Just come closer." He said with a grin. After nearly five minutes going back and forth like this, Björn finally convinced the two to come up to him. "I-if you're so sure..." Snips said as he walked towards Björn, with Snails trailing behind him.

        When they got close enough, Björn whipped out his horse cock and slapped both of them upside the head. His cock hit them with the force of a thousand bucking stallions, instantly knocking them both out. Afterwards, he made his way to the trailer. As he walked to the door, he could have sworn he heard "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" playing softly in the background. When he opened the door, he saw Trixie laying on a couch. At the sound of the door slamming open, Trixie got up and screeched. "And who do YOU think you are, barging into Trixie's private quarters?" She exclaimed, furious. "I'm going to be the greatest thing that's happened to you in a long time." He replied.

        "W-what do you mean?" She asked, confused. "You see, I could tell just by watching you at the show that something was up. It was on my mind throughout your whole performance. 'What could it be?' I kept asking myself, until I finally figured it out. You have been on the road for a long time, no?" He asked her, leaning against the wall. "Why of course I have! Everypony in Equestria deserves to see The Great and Powerful Trixie's performance!" She replied, forgetting how he barged into the house. "Well, I believe my hypothesis has been confirmed." He said, smiling. "You are in need of some delicious love, Trixie, and I would gladly be your escort throughout your tours."

        "E-escort?!" Trixie stammered, blushing. "B-but Trixie is of higher stature than that! Besides, if Trixie needs to...satiate her needs, she may easily do so with her magic!" Björn laughed, shaking his head. "I'm sure you of all ponies are aware that it doesn't bring about the same thrill. And for the record, many high ranking nobles have had their own courtesans, m'lady." Björn replied, making the motion of tipping a nonexistent fedora. Trixie's face was a saturated crimson. "Not the same thrill?" She asked, contemplating. "And, theoretically, if Trixie agreed, how much would she be paying for your...services?" "For one as good-looking as yourself, I'd be happy to do this as long as I'd be permitted to ride with you on your tour." He answered.

        Trixie thought for a while. "Well, you propose a great offer, escort. Trixie will reluctantly take you with her on her journey." She answered, looking away. "Please, call me Björn." Björn replied, closing the door. "No, Escort will do." Trixie said as she pushed him onto the floor. "Now show Trixie how great and powerful one of you escorts are!"