Newt Gingrich: Hero of Equestria

Newt Gingrich had an idea and gave it to everyone to save luna from being dead

Priuncess celestia! We neeed to combine our powers together in order to defeat nightmare Moon!!! Said Newt Gingrich!

“But u dont have any powers Newt Gingrich! Only I have power!!” said princess celesti

“NONSENSE!!!” said Newt Gingrich, “IM NEWT GINGRICH AND I HAVE LOTS OF POWER!!”

So they fused together and a big giant light ccame around them and it got very very bright so bright that even derpy shut her eyes because if she didnt she would go blind. And it was bright for a few minuts until it stopped and in the place of Newt Gingrich and princess celestia was a new thing. It looked like Newt Gingrich with a long horn and big wings and they was white like celestia and Newt Gingrich was in control and celestia was letting him in charge because he was better.

“We must find nightmare moon!!!” said Newt Gingrich. “Where is she!?!?!”

“Im right here said nightmare moon and she appeared, only she wasnt like nightmare moon in the first episode of the show she was bigger and had 2 sets of wings and 5 horns and she had red haid and green eyes. She wasnow super nightmare moon!!!!!

“What have you done!!!:” said Newt Gingrich!?! “

“LET HER GO” SAID DOCTOR WHOOVES! But he disappeard and no one remembered except for Newt Gingrich. Then the wonderblots disappeared and more ponies disappeard until only a few were left.

“WHERE DID THEY GO?” said Newt Gingrich.

They are GONE!!!!!” said nightmare moon!! I SENT THEM TO THE SHADOW RELM!

So Newt Gingrich got mad and shoved his horn at her face and she screamed cause it hurt a lot so he kept doing it. And then it looked like Newt Gingrich was about to win when suddenly luna turned back to normal and she was heald to cause she wasnt nightmare moon and Newt Gingrich was only fighting Nightmare moon. And then he saw this giant snake came out and attacked big mac and he grew bigger and bigger and bigger till he was 7 feet tall and was black and had 3 sets f wings and had 9 horns and had d=a gint crown on his head and yelled”I AM YOUR NEW KING!!!”

“but what about the wedding” asked fluttershy?

THE WEDDING IS OFF!!!!!” said super big giant ac and he laughed and laughed and fluttershy was sad and was so sad that she cryed cause her boy friend was evil now and didnt wanna marry her anymore. So Newt Gingrich got mad cause he liked fluttershy so he hit big mac but he couldnt hit him cause big mac was fast so Newt Gingrich used his wings and flew and hit him but it was no use. Big amc was too fast and couldnt be hit by him alone so he threw fluttershy at him but that didnt work and now she was hurt cause she landed on the floor and the floor was hard.

“WHAT IS YOUR PLAN MONSTER BIG MAC!” saud Newt Gingrich

I am gonna take over the world and destroy it!!!” said big mac monster

“I will not let you hurt my friends said Newt Gingrich. So he got really angry and started poking at bigmac real fast but it wasn’t any use. “I ONLY NEED TO BE IN BIG MACS BODY FOR 4 MINUTES AND THEN HES EVIL FOREVER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Said Bic Macs monster!

“OH no!” said twilight!!! He destroyed the elements of hamony!!!!!”

“Why did you do that Monster!?” said Newt Gingrich

So You cant stop MEEE!!!!” said Big mac.

And fluttershy was still crying and couldn’t help and derpy was blind cause she peeked at the bbright light that created super Newt Gingrich and Rainbow dah was fighting but couldnt help and twilight was fighting but she couldn’t help, and applejack was counting blueberries cause big mac put a curse on her and rarity was not here because she was gone and spike couldn’t help him cause he was not helpful enough and all he ccould do is write a letter. The Newt Gingrich got an idea.