Newt Gingrich: Hero of Equestria

SPIKE!! Yelld Newt Gingrich to th tiny purple dragon. “Take this gem It was a super dragon gem that Newt Gingrich found before so he gave it to spike and he then turned into a giant dragon like when he as greedy but he wasnt greedy here so it was ok. Newt Gingrich got on top of giant spike and rode him to evil big mac.

YOURE TIME IS DONE MONSTER MAC!! Said Newt Gingrich as loud as he could which was really load. The evil big mac screamed as he saw the giant dragon.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” I SURENDER !!!!!

Not today evil monster!! You killed my friends!!!!” Said Newt Gingrich who then used his power to make spike step on evil mac, even though it hurt a little for spike because it had a bunch of horns and felt pointy but it was ok.

The was then a big black light comeing from under spikes feet and big mac came out of it, except he wasnt evil any more and he was red and didnt have horns of wings or a crown. He saw the evil thing say things in a funny languge and the tried to attack Newt Gingrich but Newt Gingrich punched it and it exploded and said that it would be back to destroy the world again later.

Everyone was cheering and Derpybecame unblind and the ponies that disapeared were back and fluttershy came awake and applejack kicked the blueberries and rarity was back and luna was ok and everyone was happy. tHEN cELESTA CAME OUT OF nEWT gINGRICH AND SAID HE WAS A HERO. Newt Gingrich was happy but he was sad because his horn and wings were gone so celestia made him his own exept his were bigger and more stronger than celestias.

Pinkie pie threq a party and everyone was invited and they all dance and fluttershy and Big mac got married and Newt Gingrich was the best man for big mac because they were friend now and then fluttershy had a baby and they named it after Newt Gingrich

Because Newt Gingrich had wings now he got to be in the wonderbolts so we flew real fast and made aa sonic rainboom witrh Rainbow dash and it was so big that everyone saw it and clapped and it made everyone happy. And then applejack made apples and blueberries together because applejack was now a blueberry farmer too because she like blueberries but was too embarest to tell anyone because she wassupposed to grow apples and not blueberries.

And then  sweetie bell sang a song and it was good and DJP0N3 did a song with her records and it was good and Octavia played on her giant violin and it was good and then lyra played on her harp and it was good and everyone like it and had fun.

The luna said that ist was night time and here horn glowed and the moon came up and everyone partied more. There was a dance and even shining armor and princess cadence came out because they got married a liitle ago and joinde the party and it was fun and it was the most fun equestrian ever had and it was all thanks to Newt Gingrich who then got a medal for being a hero and so did spike because he helped but he wasnt a giant anymore so he ccould fit inside the castle again to get the medal.

It got late and everyone was asslep except for Newt Gingrichand princess luna and big mac and his baby. And they talked and Newt Gingrich said he was sorry he hit them but they were ok because equestrian was safe from more evil when suddenly the sky got black and there was a strom and lightning and rain and it got them wet.

You thought you killed me disnt you Newt Gingrich?said a evil voice that sounded familiar. But now I found someone else to help me rule the world and destroy it!! All of a sudden from out of the clouds came a giant monster.  IT WAS DISCORD!! Except this time he was black and had 100 horns on his head and 50 wings and was 100 feet tall and was more evil looking! It was NIGHTMARE DISCORD!!!!!!!