Permanent Vacation
I didn't ask for this, any of this. But now that I'm here, might as well make the most of it. But, why am I here? What purpose does my presence here serve to Equestria?
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Author Notes: Yes, this is a HIE story. Yes, I know how much people hate self inserts or anything similar to it. And yes, I don't care what people say about this. I'm writing this because I feel like it and nobody can stop me from doing it. To quote Eminem, "See you can hate 'em, he don't blame you frankly he would too." Since I can't use too many character tags, just assume I'll be using every character from the show.
(While I actually thought of the title and premise for this story by listening to Aerosmith's Permanent Vacation, the current cover art just seemed to fit the opening chapter better.)
Note that the Gore tag is simply because of things like characters getting stabbed, shot, etc... Nothing too graphic or descriptive, but better safe than sorry.
46 Chapters:
- Prologue 2014-10-09 12:40:50 UTC2573
- First Impressions: The Mane 6 2014-10-11 14:09:43 UTC5362
- First Impressions: Princess Celestia 2014-10-13 13:46:30 UTC2883
- The Ticket Master or Celestia Be Trolling 2014-10-16 12:55:04 UTC4472
- This Calls For A Party! 2014-10-22 12:53:19 UTC3832
- Griffon the Brush-Off or You Just Got Punked 2014-11-04 14:00:56 UTC6466
- Boast Busters or Egotistical Much? 2014-11-18 14:29:25 UTC2611
- Movie Night: First Time's The Charm 2014-11-22 14:48:24 UTC1839
- Bridle Gossip or Read A Book! 2014-11-27 16:04:43 UTC9535
- Call of the Cutie or I Want a Tattoo on My Butt! 2014-12-06 15:49:48 UTC3285
- Fall Weather Friends or Shameless AppleDash Shipping, Ho! 2014-12-17 17:54:17 UTC4914
- Welcome to Nightmare Night 2014-12-20 15:17:20 UTC5005
- Surprise! 2014-12-23 15:36:40 UTC3422
- The Cutie Mark Chronicles or The Story of My Butt Tattoo 2015-01-01 15:56:14 UTC6338
- Ponyville's Got Talent! 2015-01-13 18:46:10 UTC1981
- The Best Night Ever or Don’t Get Your Hopes Up 2015-01-31 15:23:27 UTC7768
- Movie Night 2: Movie Harder! 2015-02-10 19:18:11 UTC4671
- Let It Snow 2015-02-24 18:25:24 UTC3960
- It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year 2015-03-14 14:15:54 UTC5732
- A Meeting Of The Minds 2015-03-17 12:36:51 UTC6419
- Where Everyone Benefits! 2015-03-28 14:19:35 UTC3001
- Operation: Geological Gunman 2015-04-14 12:09:37 UTC7862
- Feeling Pinkie Keen or Screw Logic, I'm Pinkie Pie! 2015-05-12 12:25:18 UTC6348
- Green Isn’t Your Color or Unf, Nuff Said 2015-06-22 14:06:13 UTC5780
- May the Best Pet Win or Rehashing the Tortoise and the Hare 2015-07-13 13:31:12 UTC6988
- Sweet and Elite or City Life Ain’t For Everyone 2015-08-17 15:23:45 UTC7719
- Welcome To The Family 2015-09-20 16:11:23 UTC3731
- Sonic Rainboom or Flight of Fancy 2015-10-25 20:24:09 UTC6783
- Movie Night Three: Rule of Three 2015-11-25 03:56:33 UTC3284
- Party of One or She’s A Maniac, Oh No 2015-12-25 01:23:56 UTC4145
- Swarm of the Century or Parasprites… Why’d It Have to Be Parasprites? 2016-01-26 02:27:50 UTC3532
- A Bird in the Hoof or Blaze of Glory 2016-03-01 00:49:33 UTC4109
- The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 or An Apple A Day 2016-04-26 23:35:45 UTC5501
- Show, Don't Tell 2016-07-10 15:13:25 UTC6452
- What Lies Below 2016-10-02 16:25:48 UTC7975
- Dawn Breaks 2017-01-15 16:36:45 UTC8757
- Turmoil 2017-03-26 18:54:29 UTC4004
- Look Before You Sleep or Book Horse’s First Slumber Party 2017-07-04 14:25:11 UTC5969
- Stare Master or Twilight Gets Stoned 2017-10-29 17:15:15 UTC4725
- The Cutie Pox or The Heart Gets What It Wants 2018-04-08 15:12:01 UTC6542
- Movie Night Four: Four Too Many Movies 2019-03-20 16:42:25 UTC4027
- The Mysterious Mare Do Well or Superhuman Gambit 2019-07-18 16:49:59 UTC16434
- Over A Barrel or The Great Equestrian Train Robbery 2020-01-06 17:28:46 UTC9361
- Lesson Zero or Zero Hour 2020-08-04 16:34:26 UTC6104
- Back To School 2021-06-06 01:08:43 UTC5848
- Royal Guard Academy 2022-06-16 16:42:09 UTC5094