Opposite Day In Ponyville

You are Anon E Mousse, friend of pony and pony kind alike. The mysterious creature who was violently transported to a magical land of rainbow farts and glitter sparkles when his totally awesome spaceship was sucked up by some type of weird black hole and killed off the entire human population. Or at least that's the story you told Scoots, Sweetie and AppleBloople, in all reality, the details of your arrival to pastel pony paradise are unknown even to you.

You've always been a good friend to the inhabitants to this realm, even when they didn't accept you at first glance. You still remember trying to outrun that entire armada of tiny horse men with pointy spears when you landed on their opalescent ruler (See Amazing Anonymous Adventures Issue#1)

However, you smile thinking about how a group of six ponies stood up for you, even when you were at your own execution for tackling royality and being a magical creature of unknown origin.

Those six, Purple Smart, Apple Hat, Rainbow Fast, Rarara, ButterShutter, and Ponko Ploop, they became your bestest friends, and over the course of time, helped you get in touch with your new horsey world.

Heck, Ponko Ploop would always follow you around, from the moment you would wake up at SugarCake Cupcake Shop every morning. And Apple Hat was always downstairs in the shop to walk with you as you went to your job of inspecting pony butts. Your not too particulary sure how you were designated of pony butt inspector, but it paid good.

You even helped ButterShutter track down that group of Texican beaver smugglers, and removed 50 ft of dental floss from Rainbow Fast's butt. And for Rarara, you remember modeling for her new line of "Pretty Pretty Princess Tutu with Fairy wings" designs.

And when Purple lost her home, you consoled her about her loss, and even made a small gravestone for the Bee family that once lived there.

You kick a rock on the road in frustration

"Damn it, what changed today?" you ask.

You remember this morning, like it was just this morning.

You woke up in your pink coloured cupcake shaped bed and yawned mightly. "Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwn...... good morning world and all who inhabit it."

You closed your eyes and plugged your ears in anticipation of being attacked with hyperactive happiness that you've grown so used to by now.

You open one eye slightly, huh. There's no one here, that's weird. Maybe Ponko already went to work.

You get up and stretch in your red onesie pajamas with the flap in the back for when you had to make boom booms in the middle of the night.

"Pinkie...... you up?" You yell out, feeling slightly lonely and confused from the change in your morning routine.

You hear a soft knock on the door, as the door slowly opened.

"Hey! There's the perky party pink pony I know and love! Get over and here and give me a hug." You state with your arms wide open, expecting affection and also long rambling excitements about sugarey dreams she had about cream and long eclairs that she sucked on.

"Get up idiot. It's time to get to work you slob." Pinkie coldly stated as she stared at you. You felt a cold knife run through your heart, as the words left her horsey lips.

"O...h.. okay. I'll get changed real quick." You begin taking off your onesie pajamas in front of her, which was normal because the ponies actually seemed to want to be around you when you were naked. Probably because they are always naked or something, who knows.

"GROSS! DON'T SHOW ME YOUR DISGUSTING APE BODY AROUND ME ANON!" Pinkie spat at you.

You felt another proverbial knife slice right through you again.

"Oh...okay Pinkie, I'll just...go to the bathroom and change."

You quickly pick up your clothes and run to the bathroom, trying to hide the slight amount of tears welling in your eyes.

"AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, YOU UGLY FAT SLOB!" she snipped at you, hurrying your step even quicker.

As you ran off, Pinkie slumped in your room and sighed as Gummy walked in and stared at her. Pinkie picked Gummy up and held him above her head as she laid on your bed.

"Gosh Gummy, I don't think Anon is very good with Opposite Day, in fact, he was acting like it was every other day."

Gummy looked down at her and said nothing, because he was an aligator.

"Yes I know Gummy, of course I don't feel that way about Anon, it's just Opposite Day after all!"

Gummy continued to say nothing.

"In fact, Anon should know that I really really love him, and he's one of my bestest friends and I even love his green weiner and that's why I watch him change every morning because it rises my soufelee.

Gummy turned around and began walking out of the room.

"YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE SOME HOLIDAY SPIRIT GUMMY" Pinkie shouted out to her pet.

"WOOF" Gummy responded with before tap dancing down the hall wearing black face. Meanwhile you had just finished getting dressed and decided to head on downstairs without Ponko. Maybe she's on the rag or something, but there's no way that she actually feels that way about you right?

"THAT'S HOW I ACTUALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU ANON, NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE UGLY POLICE" Pinkie cried from the top of the staircase.

You stomp your feet and frustratingly walk out of SugerCake Cupcake House Shop thing, WHATEVER. You don't even care. And you run into Apple Hat and Rainbow Fast outside waiting for you. Ah... FINALLY. Normality for a change.