Opposite Day In Ponyville

Hey girls, how are the two prettiest mares in all of Ponytown doing?" you try to smooth talk them, knowing that Rainbow was adorably resistant against flirtatious advances, as Applejack was adorably weak to them.

Applejack and Rainbow stopped talking for a moment, and looked at you with a sneer on their face.

"Ohhhhhhhh look. The Loser zoo musta lost one of their animals."Rainbow trotted over to you, flicking her tail at your side.

Applejack followed suit as she looked up and down your body. "Yeah.... and the UGLY zoo too, because HOO WEE, that is the UGLIEST, FATTEST, SMELLIEST, thing Ah have ever laid eyes on, and Ah CERTAINLY would not ever DREAM of wondering what it would be like to be in the flabby arms of such a weak nerd, and laid down in the barn and was made sweet, glorious, sweaty relations with in the missionary position for the sole creation of life."

Rainbow slapped Applejack across the face, and Applejack stared back at Rainbow realizing her error.

"Uh...yeah! That's how I feel. Definately. Can't imagine ya plowing my fertile fields. Nerd. Ugly Nerd."

You begin tearing up even more as the two ponies that you thought you were totally cool with, and that you actually felt some sort of attraction to were bad mouthing you intensily.

"Aww look, wittle babby's gonna crwy." Rainbow rubbed her hooves near her eyes.

"I...am not going to cry" You state, clearly lying about your situation.

"Does wittle babby need a nipple ta suckle?" Applejack wiggled her flank on your leg as you continue to shake in both sadness and anger.

"PISS OFF, BOTH OF YOU!" You slap them aside, and make your way down the road. You don't even want to go to work, you just want to be alone. Maybe Fluttershy will be of some good company.

"Haha, look at the loser Anon, all by himself, just like every day." Applejack cried out and pointed to Anon as he walked away.

"Anon is such a loser, he doesn't even have any friends." Rainbow giggled busting on the ground laughing.

Some FRIENDS, you had.

"What are you talking about girls?" Twilight asked Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

"We're just saying how much of a loser Anon was. I can't stand him, he's the worst kind of person, and I would never see him as true friend."

"Yeah, a total loser, Ah hate him. Especially his tiny dick which ah would not want in my apple basket. Ah certainly do not have any sort of affection for that incredibly handsome man."

Rainbow Dash shot a look at Applejack who tried her best not to break out laughing.

"Girls! How can you say such a thing to our dear friend Anon? The man who single handedly fought off a bear that was threatening to close the pool?" Twilight began flapping her princess alicorn wings and hovering around her two friends.

"Applejack, don't you remember that one time you came to me, covered in tears, because you weren't sure what the rest of Ponyville would think if you had relations with bipedal ape related creature with a heart of gold?" Twilight raised her eyebrow.

"..yes...AH MEAN NO!" Applejack bit her tongue after accidentally stating the truth for a millisecond.

"And you Rainbow Dash, when you ate 50 pounds of that dental floss that you thought was candy floss, who was there through every tug of smelly string?"

Rainbow suddenly became shocked and flew up to Twilight.

"HOW THE HAY DO YOU KNOW THAT? ANON SAID HE WOULD NEVER TELL!"

"Aha! So it WAS Anon! and I knew because you were loudly bragging about coming from Colgate's office with Candy string, I bet you needed a hoof there afterwards." Twilight smiled.

"Darn it Twilight, yeah...Anon helped me out for 4 hours, and he even petted me and told me everything was going to be okay."

"So why in the wide wide world of Equestria were you being so cruel to Anon just minutes before?"

"Well shucks Twilight, it's Opposite day."

"Oh yeah, it IS Opposite day, silly me."

The three laughed heartedly.

"Anon knows that too right girls?"

"Uhoh" they said at the same time