The name's Dark Net, Hacker and General Internet Lurker. Everything was going its usual level of awful in Manehattan until genius here out of boredom hacked into something really he shouldn't have. Who would've thought breaking into a secret vampire hunters' organization's network would get them so angry. Well buckle up, it gets worse, mainly because these idiots couldn't figure out how I did it. So as a result they'd offered me this reeeaaally great deal, really great. If I worked for them, they'd let me keep my ability to walk AND all my teeth. I mean who would pass on those amazing perks? Anyway I've been working for these idiots for five years until the vampires they were fighting had themselves a little blood feud. One side was awful, but the other was much worse. So the organization begrudgingly decided to work with the lesser of two evils. Long story short I'm getting a new partner whether I like it or not and I really really don't. I swear if they touch my fridge stocked full of energy drinks I'm going to be sooooooo pissed.