Spike's dragon wars V2

(OZ)

Hazama produced a spin kick and sent an anthro fish careening into the pillar and causing his health to drop and cause the winner banner to drop down.

"Is that all?" Mocked the now champion of OZ as he looked around to see if there were any opponents left.

"Not even close." called a voice as Hazama turned toward two new figures.

The one that spoke looked like a guy with orange-gray skin with a dark green, almost black, bodysuit with yellow streaks and had 4 giant lightning rods on a X Formation on his back.

The other one looked like a giant with green and orange armor that covered mostly his upper body and had a black bodysuit underneath.

(They're Elecman And Gutsman From Megaman Battle Network Respectively)

"Oh? And just who are you two?" asked Hazama with a grin.

"I'm Elecnips, and my minion is Gutsnails!" Said the smaller one as Gutsnails nodded before he registered what HIS minion said!

"Hey, I'm suppose to be in charge." argued Gutsnails.

"Yeah right!" Elecnips argued back and soon both opponents were arguing against each other.

Hazama scratched his chin at his supposed enemies for the round.

"I'll just finish these guys before I lose more time..." Said the champion.

Hazama rushed at them and delivered a roundhouse kick to both their chests, causing the avatars to fall off the platform.

Back in the real world, a certain pair of idiotic ponies by the name of Snips and Snails were blaming each other for losing.

"I told you to follow me!" snapped Snips.

"But last time we agreed on me being the leader!" Snails said back.

"Well I changed my mind!" replied Snips crossing his arms.

"Then for the next two games I'll be tge leader then!" Snails said back.

"Whatever." relented Snips.

(OZ)

"Well, that was too easy. I could still go one more round." sighed Hazama.

"Yeah!" A voice shouted as Spike saw a giant robot-devil like man with a lot of muscles, pale skin, yellow spiky hair, red glasses, a strong chin and jaw, and wore a sleeveless white and yellow jacket with white pants, gray armor and black boots. (Iron Tager)

"Alright, this looks promising. Who are you?"

"Iron Biceps, YEAH!" Roared the now named Iron Biceps.

"Alright, let's do this." grinned Hazama.

Soon Iron Biceps went running towards Hazama with a fist raised and then he hit...nothing but air!

He looked around in confusion, but Hazama landed on the ground behind him with a smile.

"Shi-ne! JAYOKU HOUTENJIN!" Iron Biceps turned around, yet it was too late as he was hit with a rising kick from Hazama that shot a green beam and thus he was launched 200 mph outside the ring.

Hazama watched as Iron Biceps fell down the air and away from the platforms before sighing. "Well, guess that's all for today."

But his day was far from over as he noticed his shadow seemed to get larger underneath him.

And soon he noticed a GIGANTIC CAT MISSILE HEADING TOWARDS HIM!

"What the hell!?" He quickly jumped to the side as it caused a big explosion on the platform.

"DAMN IT! I almost had you!" Growled a female voice as Hazama saw his newest opponent, who was a young girl with long rainbow colored hair in twin pigtails and still long enough to reach her back, maroon eyes, and wore a blue and white magical girl outfit with a staff near her. (Platinum The Trinity).

"Hello Platinum." sighed Hazama at the familiar avatar.

"Don't "Hello Platinum me!" Hazama!" Growled Platinum Dash, "This time I'll defeat you and become the champion!" But to her anger and disbelief, Hazama was eating a boiled egg instead of paying her any attention!

"Eh? You say something?" Meanwhile, a certain one-eyed ninja felt like laughing evilly.

"Don't ignore me!" yelled Platinum Dash sending another missile at him.

Hazama just yawned while he casually avoided the missiles sent at his way.

He popped another boiled egg into his mouth, even though the missiles were putting craters all around him.

"WHY YOU-!" Platinum then summoned a LOT of cat-shaped bombs from the sky to hit Hazama...who avoided them all WHILE FREAKING MOONWALKING LIKE FRIGGING MICHAEL JACKSON!

"Hee Hee." grinned Hazama definitely mocking Platinum by saying Michael Jackson's catchphrase.

AND THAT was what made Platinum snap as she ran towards Hazama as her staff became a GIANT hammer and was about to smash him as the latter wasn't even moving.

Then Platinum smashed the hammer on the place where Hazama was, making the whole place tremble and the girl grin...until she felt something behind her!

That something was quickly revealed to be Hazama, who was crouched and had his hands in a sign for a common ninja technique...until-"ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

Platinum's scream was so high, it didn't make a sound as she went sailing out of the ring while grabbing her butt.

"TROLOLOLOLO~LOLOLOLO! XD" Mocked Hazama as he laughed alongside every avatar that watched Platinum leave the place, making him win by default!

(In Real World)

"BUCK!" yelled Rainbow Dash hitting her desk. "That was the twelfth time this month!"

"H-how is T-THAT move even legal?!" Twilight asked as all the mares had a blush on their face after seeing Hazama's...technique.

They had all gone to Rarity's Boutique and watched as Rainbow was beaten again this month.

"Indeed Twilight! That...obscure action is. SO. INSULTING!" Rarity said over-dramatically as she fell on her infamous couch.

"But you gotta admit, it was funny!" yelled Pinkie laughing at the action.

"For some sugarcube, but for others..." AJ said as she pointed to the now red-faced Fluttershy, "Well, ya get the idea..."

"Why are you so worried about beating him anyway?" asked Twilight.

"B-because he embarrassed me countless times before!" Huffed the pegasus with a blush.

"Really? Like when darling?" asked Rarity.

Rainbow Dash was about to answer, but Pinkie Pie beat her to the hoof, literally.

"Here you go! Top 10 Platinum Dash's Most Embarrassing Defeats!" Said the pink pony as the most recent video showed the worst defeats of Dash's avatar...which were ALL made by Hazama.

1. Platinum charged at Hazama, who easily stepped out of the way as she fell off the platform.

2. Hazama yawned as he held Platinum by her forehead with his arm stretched, keeping her flailing arms from hitting him.

3. Hazama sitting on her while browsing through a smaller window for clothes to shop for.

4. Platinum forfeiting after Hazama grabbed a hold of her hammer and was currently pounding her into the platform with it.

5. Hazama grabbing Platinum by the head and throwing her like a baseball before she hit a building.

6. Platinum being put in a bag before being stomped by Hazama as the latter walks away and throws a grenade on the bag, making it and platinum explode.

7. Hazama using his Astral Heat "Hungry Darkness Of 1000 Souls" on Platinum as a giant snake made on lesser snakes and chains devoured Platinum.

8. Hazama somehow using his own health bar to beat platinum in a massive combo before finishing by blowing her away and shouting, "FEEL THE LOVE OF THE HYPER COMBO!"

9. Hazama SOMEHOW using Shun Goku Satsu on Platinum as the screen goes dark before showing Hazama standing over Platinum's corpse.

And of course, the number 1 was Dash's most recent defeat via 1000 Years Of Death...which also became an internet meme XD

"What do you think? My favorite was number 3." Pinkie said.

Rainbow sighed and covered her head while Twilight had a questionable look on her face.

"Ah'...can't even say anything about this..." AJ said as Rarity went into dramatic mode and Fluttershy fainted yet again.

"But I wonder, who is Hazama?" wondered Twilight out loud.

"M-maybe Discord?" Fluttershy suggested.

"No, his avatar is another one..." Twilight told back.

"Whoever he is, HE SHALL PAY!" Rainbow roared in embarrassment and rage.

"Also, remind me why I let Rarity design my avatar." sighed Rainbow whose idea was far from having her avatar look like a girly girl.

"Because we wanted to make her happy AND avoid another mess like the one with the awful dresses..." Pinkie said seriously before smiling. "Even so, I LOVE MY AVATAR!"

Pinkie was looking at her screen which showed an individual with a pink colored cat-like suit on with long sleeves that kept her hands hidden, and with a cat tail behind her. (Taokaka).

"Why thank you darling!" Rarity said as she saw her avatar, who was a young girl with purple hair in ponytails remainder of a rabbit and wore a white gothic lolita dress with a cat-umbrella and a bat doll near her. (Rachel Alucard)

"Ah feel mine is pretty strong too." chimed in Applejack as her avatar was a young woman with short blonde hair with a white shirt that showed off a large amount of cleavage with an orange vest over it. She also wore a pair of short shorts with yellow colored gauntlet-like weapons on her arms. (Bullet).

"Y-yeah, thanks Rarity..." Muttered Fluttershy as she saw her avatar, which was that of a young girl with long pink hair hidden by a yellow beret hat, making it look like she has short hair, and wore a yellow coat over a yellow and white dress with detached sleeves, white stocks in yellow shoes and a pair of pink pistols. (Noel Vermillion's 1st Look).

"Mine is perfect for me." replied Twilight as her avatar was of a young girl with purple eyes like Twilight and had similar colored hair like the unicorn as well, but her body was covered up by an odd robe of some kind with golden crown object on her head. (Izanami).

"You're all lucky that your avatars aren't this small..." The cyan pegasus growled.

"Oh come now Rainbow Dash, your's is probably the cutest!" gushed Rarity with a smile.

"C-cute?!" Blushed Rainbow in embarrassment. "I want a strong avatar! N-not a cute one!"

"I still think using your avatar for fighting is boring when there's so much more you can use it for." replied Twilight who didn't fight with her avatar and merely used hers to browse around and marvel at the system.

"Ah come on, Twilight. The fighting was made to entertain some of the more...wild users and give a good sport." AJ said as her Avatar was punching a punch bag like a certain little boxer.

"I know, but all this fighting will just cause more trouble." replied Twilight.

"Seriously? But how?" Asked Pinkie as her avatar was rolling around on a GIANT yarn ball like a circus animal.

"Call it a hunch." replied Twilight returning back to her computer.

"Oh my, I hope nothing bad happens then..." Fluttershy said as her avatar was busy buying several panda dolls.

"What could possibly happen?" asked Rarity.

"Rarity! NO! DON'T TEMPT FATE OR THE AUTHOR!" Pinkie cried in panic.

All of them looked at her with a confused expression while she nervously looked at the ceiling.

Meanwhile, In The Author's Room...

"Hey, yugiohfan, Rarity Tempted Fate!" Element-OverLord, AKA E/O, called in amusement. "Should We Give Them A Problem For Our Amusement~?"

"F*CENSORED* YEAH! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" E/O laughed evilly before pressing a Big. RED. BUTTON! That had the words "DO NOT TOUCH!", "TACTICAL NUKE!", "OH F*CENSORED*!", "WARNING!", "DANGER!", "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!", Etc.

"Now Back To That Doujin..." E/O finished while giggling.

(Back At Equestria)

"NOOOOO!" screamed Pinkie running out the Boutique.

"What's up with her?" Rainbow asked as everypony but Twilight wondered the same. And said alicorn alongside Luna, Celestia, and even Discord felt a disturbance. making the first 3 worry and the last one to get popcorn to eat when the chaos happened.

(Canterlot)

Luna was intrigued by this place called 'OZ' and found that she could make her own avatar.

Thus she decided to make one. And after a lot of trial and effort, she was able to make one that she felt comfortable with:

The avatar was a young woman with long blue hair like her, slightly tanned skin, green eyes, and wore a blue and black japanese military uniform with a grimoire. (Tsubaki Yayoi).

"There, now we will be able to interact with our subjects without leaving our home." smiled Luna.

'So. where should we go?' Asked Luna to herself.

She was browsing through the options and saw the battle tab.

"Battle? I wonder what this could be about..." Said the alicorn princess before accepting.

(OZ)

She watched as her avatar flew through an odd world that was swarming with all kinds of different avatars.

But suddenly Luna's avatar, named Moon Yayoi, found herself in an arena alongside a green haired, suit wearing avatar at her side as they faced against 2 cat-like robot twins painted in purple.

"Who are thou?" asked Moon Yayoi to the avatar next to her.

"Hazama, the current champion..." Introduced himself the green haired man with some annoyance on the champion part. "And you?"

"We are...Moon Yayoi..." Answered the girl while blushing a bit.

"Hey, we're here to fight, not chat." replied the first avatar.

"Yeah!" Followed the second.

"Oh, excuse me...who are you again?" Hazama asked, making both avatars go red with anger.

"I am Flimoyle." replied the first one.

"And I'm Flamoyle!" Said the second one.

"And we shall crush you!" called both robot-like avatars.

But to the cat's shock and further anger, Hazama didn't pay attention to them and was instead talking with Moon Yayoi, making her (and Luna as well) blush from his praises to her design.

"I must say, you must have excellent taste in clothing." complimented Hazama.

"T-Thank thou..." Replied the poor blushing girl.

"Hey! We're talking to you!" yelled Flimoyle.

"Geez, how rude. Couldn't you see I was talking to a lady?" Hazama said annoyed.

"Just fight us!" yelled Flamoyle.

"Well Milady, let's finish these idiots so that we can speak freely." Hazama said as Yayoi flinched.

"B-but...we don't know...how to fight..." She said.

"Ah, then just watch me and do what I do." suggested Hazama standing in front of Yayoi.

Soon both cats went against them before Hazama summoned his personal weapon: An ethereal chain with a snake head named Ouroboros, to catch both cats, thus stopping them.

Yayoi held out her hand just as Luna typed the right keys and a short red blade materialized in her hand.

"Izayoi..." She whispered before Flamoyle managed to get free and try to attack her, yet Yayoi struck first with her blade, which became a whip-sword and hit the cat.

Flamoyle bounced along the platform and Flimoyle slipped out of the chain and ran at Hazama with his claws aimed at his neck.

Hazama stood quiet until the cat in front of him was about to strike, to which he ducked to avoid the swing at his head and then attack with a "JAYOKU HOUTENJIN!"

The strike hit Flamoyle dead on and caused him to fly out above the platform and come crashing back down onto it.

"So, should we end this now, princess?" Hazama asked with a grin as Yayoi blushed yet again.

"We shall." nodded Yayoi as they turned to the avatars.

"Good, now..." Hazama then clapped his fingers as a circle appeared beneath Flamoyle, paralyzing him before he was grabbed by ouroboros and dragged towards Hazama, who had two knives and began to slash him at high speed! "ETERNAL COILS OF THE DRAGON SERPENT!" Finished the green haired avatar before pushing him away with a smashing attack with three snakes.

The cat avatar found himself flying towards his brother who had pulled himself up, only for both to end up falling off the platform as the banner for winners opened up above Hazama and Yayoi's heads.

"W-we won..." Moon Yayoi asked to herself in surprise before cheering happily. "WE WON! WE WON!"

Hazama grinned at Yayoi's reaction as that was proof that she was definitely a rookie at this, but he didn't make an attempt to stop her when she hugged him in happiness.

Yayoi realized what she was doing and jumped back while Luna herself was smacking herself for doing that.

"We're sorry!" She apologized as Hazama laughed.

"Don't worry about it. Everypony reacts their own way after their first win..." He said as Spike remembered his dance.

Yayoi breathed a sigh of relief while Luna wiped the sweat off her brow with her hoof.

"So what you're gonna do now?" Hazama asked.

"We shall go and learn more of this wondrous place." replied Yayoi.

Hazama nodded before he asked, "Do you mind if I tag along? Currently I'm free and I hve nothing better to do, so..."

"Of course." replied Yayoi right away, which made her feel shy at the immediate answer and kept her face hidden from Hazama.

"Someone's very hyped it seems..." Chuckled the champion before they went to explore OZ.

(Equestria)

Spike couldn't help but chuckle at Yayoi's nature, but also couldn't help but notice the familiar use of certain words she was using. Which sounded just like…

"PRINCESS LUNA!?" Spike realized in shock.

Spike was stunned as all the pieces came to place. New to the game, used 'We' instead of 'I', and had similar colors to his auntie. It all made sense.

"Excuse me Yayoi, can I ask you something?" Hazama asked to confirm his theory as Yayoi nodded, "Are you princess Luna's avatar?"

Yayoi immediately stopped as Luna had jumped away from the computer.

(Canterlot)

"Oh no, who could have found out about us?" wondered Luna who was too scared to answer.

(OZ)

"If you ask how I found out, it's because you have the same colors as her and you speak on a way similar to her..." Hazama deduced.

(Canterlot)

Luna was too nervous to fully answer as she was new to this online world, and did not want to be noticed as the princess just yet.

(OZ)

"But don't worry..." Hazama said, surprising her. "I'll keep it a secret because...I don't want to cause any problem to my auntie."

(Canterlot)

Luna's eyes widened at what Hazama just said and cautiously got back on.

(OZ)

"S-Spike?" asked Yayoi.

"What's up, auntie Luna~?" Grinned Hazama.

Yayoi was stunned if her face was anything to go by. "Spike, you're the champion of OZ?"

"E-Yup." He answered like Big Mac.

"Well, this we did not expect." replied Yayoi.

"Yeah, same here." Hazama answered.

"How did this happen?

"Well, it's a long story..."

"Well, It all started when my friend Featherweight sent me the link to this place." started Hazama.

And so Hazama told her about his battles against several opponents, including Rainbow Dash's avatar, until he got to the previous champion, which happened to be a monster attached to a weapon (Gigant: Take Mikazuchi).

Yayoi was impressed at what her nephew accomplished, but was confused on where Twilight and her friends were.

"So Nephew, do thou know where the element bearers are?" Yayoi asked curiously.

Hazama looked down and answered. "They're all at Rarity's. Twilight wanted me to stay behind and watch the library, again."

Yayoi noticed that now Hazama's tone was quite...resigned.

"Is something the matter?" asked Yayoi.

"Well...it's just that Twilight and the others tend to leave me behind a lot..." Hazama answered.

Yayoi gave him a confused look as he continued.

"Lately they've been leaving me behind more and more to go hang out while I'm stuck at the library." replied Hazama.

"That isn't good at all, nephew..." Yayoi said worriedly.

"Yeah, so I've just been fighting online. Only thing I'm good at.." muttered Hazama.

Yayoi couldn't help but feel worried and wondered how she could help her nephew.

"That's not true and you know it." replied Yayoi.

"Then what else am I good at?" Asked the green haired avatar.

Yayoi was silent as Luna mulled it over for a bit, but then she got an idea.

"Well, I can't say now, but why don't we find out tomorrow?" suggested Yayoi.

"Eh? What do you mean?" Asked Hazama.

"I mean, we can spend the day talking and finding out what you can do." smiled Yayoi.

"So...it's a date then?" Hazama said with total surprise on his voice.

(Canterlot)

Luna stopped typing at seeing her nephew suggest their time together tomorrow would be considered a date.

And soon she broke out into a myriad of emotions!

She felt shock at hearing it be called that, sudden fear from wondering if she needed to call it that, nervous like a little filly, and happy for some reason.

Finally, she managed to compose herself enough to answer:

(OZ)

"Y-yes..." She said.

"Cool." smiled Hazama getting up as he was ready to logout for the day.

"Well, see you tomorrow!" And with that, Hazama logged out.

That meant Yayoi was by herself, and seeing how she was still new to this world, she logged out as well.

(Canterlot)

Luna sighed and stretched out her limbs, not realizing how much they cramped up from staying in one place for so long.

"To think we would meet our own nephew there is surprising."

'And there's also our...d-date...' She thought before blushing.

She tried to cool herself down by splashing some water on her face before drying it.

"Calm down. We are merely spending the day with our nephew to brighten his spirits." muttered Luna to herself as she got ready for bed.

'And then what? Taking him to our chambers and proceed to make a new heir?' Suggested a dark, yet similar voice to hers in a suggestive tone.

"N-NOTHING LIKE THAT, NIGHTMARE MOON!" Luna screamed back to her other self with a huge blush.

'Aww, well then I guess I'll have to wait til you sleep and then show him the wonders of a full grown mare.' chuckled the voice.

Luna could only curse her alternate self and wished yet again that the elements had completely banished her.

'Oh don't be like that. Tell you what. When we go see our darling nephew, I won't jump him until after we get home.' suggested Nightmare Moon.

Luna could only "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" In response.

Back with Spike, he stretched his body and thought about what he said, calling the next day a date between him and his aunt.

But unlike his aunt, he wasn't so freaked out since he still had a mind of a child, and thus believed that he was just gonna help her adapt to OZ, not any other double meaning.

"Although, she did seem kinda surprised." muttered Spike climbing into his bed.

'Well, it must be nothing...' He thought as Twilight soon arrived to the new castle.

"Spike? Did you finish those chores?" asked Twilight.

"As soon as you left, Twilight." Spike answered.

"Alright, well I'm heading to bed." replied Twilight.

'Thanks for asking how my day was.' thought Spike with a frown.

"Oh, and Spike..." Twilight called him, "Do you want to hang out with me and the girls tomorrow?"

That surprised Spike before he remembered his date with Luna, and thus he said, "Sorry Twi, but I can't."

Now THAT caught the alicorn off guard. "W-what?"

"Yeah, tomorrow I'm on a date." He said before going to his bed, "Good night."

Twilight stared at Spike in surprise, especially at the word date.

(?)

In the dark place far away from such sites as OZ, the shadow being was recovering it's power enough for it to create an avatar, which looked like a man wearing a wing-like mantle, and a steel mask with a single gold coin over his left eye (in the Greek tradition of placing coins over the eyes of the dead, indicating that he is "half-dead"). His head still has a horn.

"It's a start, but it should do the job." growled the entity.

Then it found out a post with a certain website, "OZ?"