Spike's dragon wars V2

by spikerules302

Chapter 3

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(Canterlot)

Spike rocked back and forth on his feet as he was outside of the castle waiting for his aunt.

"I wonder when she will arrive?" Asked the dragon to himself.

What he failed to see on his way here was the mane six trailing him.

Said mares happened to be discussing something between themselves.

"What is Spike doing, just waiting there?" whispered Rainbow.

"He told me that he was on a date." Twilight answered.

"Why is he waiting in front of the castle than?" asked Applejack.

"He must be waiting for his date." Giggled Pinkie.

"But why in front of the castle?" asked Fluttershy.

"Because his date would come here to pick him up." Rarity said.

That's when they spotted Princess Luna coming out of the castle.

"P-princess Luna?!" Twilight gasped.

"Wait, does this mean they're on a..." asked Rarity.

"Yup, they're on a date!" Pinkie said.

"But, she's his aunt." remarked Applejack.

"M-maybe they're going just as family?" Suggested Fluttershy.

We now zoom back to the aunt and nephew as they walked through the city of Canterlot.

"So what do we do now, Aunty?" Spike asked innocently.

"We felt a simple walk should suffice." spoke Luna.

Spike nodded as he and Luna walked around, unaware of their spies.

And with that, the mane six followed both alicorn and dragon, unaware of what was going to happen...

Spike and Luna watched as the citizens bowed to them as they walked by.

"So how you been, aunty?" Spike asked.

"Bored. I had actually been eager to go on this d-." Luna stopped herself there as she almost called this a date.

"On this what?" Spike asked curiously.

"N-Nothing." replied Luna with a blush on her face.

Spike looked at her before shrugging it off as some problem from being sealed a 1000 years in the moon.

'We must calm down. Young Spike doesn't know what this looks like, so we are safe.' thought Luna.

'For now~!' Chuckled Nightmare Moon.

'Quiet!' thought Luna with a frown as Spike and her stopped at a sweet shop.

"So wanna get anything to eat, aunty?" Spike asked.

"We would like that." smiled Luna.

And with that said, both dragon and alicorn went inside the store. Back with the mane six, they had to hold Pinkie from joining them in getting that much candy.

"Pinkie, control yourself." whispered Rainbow.

"But the sweets...they're calling for me..." Pinkie said in a trance.

"We must focus and figure out why Spikey-Wikey and Princess Luna are spending the day together." Rarity said.

"But how are we gonna spy on them without being caught?" Rainbow asked.

"We must blend in with the crowd so they don't notice us." spoke Twilight.

The other girls nodded, unaware that they would soon be the victims of much chaos.

Spike and Luna though had gotten a chocolate shake with two straws and took a table to enjoy it.

"Delicious~!" Spike sang happily as Luna blushed.

Luna sipped from her straw and saw several other couples near them doing the exact same thing. Then she saw Spike do the same as her!

'Oh dear, this really does look like a date!' thought Luna with a blush.

'Now you just have to take him to our room and I'll do the rest~!' Suggested Nightmare in a pervert tone.

'Would you stop! We do NOT see Spike like that!' she thought with irritation.

'Please, I know that you’re lying. After all, you have seen him like that ever since the Grand Galloping Gala, no~?' Nightmare retorted.

Luna blushed as she had to admit her nephew looked adorable in that tux on that fateful night.

'Regardless. We are here to brighten his spirits, not get him in bed!' she exclaimed in thought.

'You're right, one step at the time...'

"So Spike, is there anything you feel is a special talent you are good at besides fighting on OZ?" asked Luna.

"Well...there is also practicing my dragon flames..." Spike said with a embarrassed blush.

"Oh? Well there's something." smiled Luna.

"Yeah...but I haven't made much progress on it..." He said with a frown.

"Well, perhaps I can help you when you have free time." spoke Luna without realizing what that would mean.

Spike was surprised before he smiled, "That would be great!"

Luna blushed at his smile while the mane six overhead it all at their table.

"Did you hear that?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah. Seems like Spike is down about something." replied Applejack.

"But what?" Rarity asked with narrowed eyes.

"Can't tell. They're too far." replied Twilight as the niece and nephew finished their treat and walked away from them.

"We gotta follow them!" Said AJ.

Before they could get up, the waiter came by with the bill.

"Excuse me ladies, but you must pay for our services..." The waiter said giving them the bill...which almost made most of the mane six develop heart attacks!

"How did we get a bill THAT big?" asked Rainbow to her friends. Then they all saw Pinkie devouring most of the sweets!

"PINKIE!" yelled all the girls.

"I was hungwy..." Managed to answer the pink haired pony.

"How are we gonna pay for this?" asked Applejack.

"I'll pay..." Said Twilight with a sigh.

After paying the bill, the mane six resumed following the two of them.

Meanwhile, Spike and Luna were looking around until they saw an arcade and went inside.

"Shall we play?" asked Spike.

"Of course!" Grinned Luna at the idea of playing several new games.

Both of them went to play on the same game with the girls close behind them.

"An arcade? Sweet!" Rainbow grinned but was held back by Twilight.

"No games." whispered Twilight.

"But why?" The blue pegasus moaned.

"We need to find out the reason for them to be out like this." replied Twilight.

"A-aren't they merely catching up?" Fluttershy asked as everypony looked at her. "I-I mean, since they're family but are in different homes..."

"Maybe, but we need to be absolutely sure." replied Rarity.

"About...what?" Said Pinkie as she was still feeling the effects of eating all those candies.

"We need to find out why they are out like this when I heard Spike say he had a date today." revealed Twilight.

"Maybe he didn't know the meaning behind that?" Suggested AJ.

"Hah! I got ya Aunty!" cheered Spike at blasting her ship.

"T-thou got lucky!" She stammered back.

"Two out of three?" asked Spike.

Luna nodded as they went to play the game again.

While that was happening, they failed to notice some of Luna's magic make it's way into a game near the girls.

"What are they saying?" Twilight said.

"I can't hear them." replied Fluttershy as the magic coursed through the game near them and exploded near the girls.

"W-what was that?!" AJ screamed as Pinkie paled.

"Girls, look!" exclaimed Pinkie pointing a hoof at what was in front of them.

The girls turned around, and paled when they saw a giant yellow circle/head with an open mouth.

"Waka waka waka." it spoke.

"I-It's..." Twilight began in a shocked voice.

"Pac-man!" screamed Pinkie as the girls ran from the game character who started chasing them.

A hidden Nightmare was just watching her work with a grin on her face. 'That should teach them not to interrupt a date.'

Spike and Luna were unaware of what happened as they focused on the game.

"Hah! I win again!" grinned Spike.

"Oh come on!" Moaned Luna.

"Wanna go to the beach? It’s a beautiful day today." asked Spike.

Luna thought about it when Nightmare said, "And we can show him our body with a new swimsuit~!"

'Quiet!' thought Luna. "We would enjoy that very much." smiled Luna.

As the two of them headed to the beach, the mane six were running from Pac-man.

"HOW DO WE ESCAPE FROM THIS?!" Shouted Rainbow in panic.

"Pretend to be ghosts!" chimed in Pinkie.

"Seriously?!" Questioned Rarity.

Pinkie stopped and faced Pac-man and began wiggling her hooves in the air to try and look like a ghost.

Shockingly enough it worked as Pacman died like it does after being hit in a game.

"I can't believe it worked." spoke Rainbow.

"Told you so~!" Chuckled the pink pony.

"Come on, we need to catch up with Spike and Princess Luna." spoke Twilight.

"A-are you sure?" Fluttershy asked, just wanting to rest after such a day.

"Yes." replied Twilight as they trotted off towards the beach where they were last seen.

Meanwhile, Spike and Luna were making a sand castle that looked like The royal castle from canterlot.

"This is looking great." smiled Spike.

"Indeed." Luna agreed.

Spike walked away to get more shells while Luna could hear Nightmare in her head again.

'Now it just needs a king and queen and it will be perfect.'

'NIGHTMARE!' Luna cried with a blush.

'What? I didn't say anything about you two walking up to the top floor as he carries us and drops us onto the bed and has his way with us.' spoke Nightmare with a little bit of drool at the picture.

Needless to say, Luna's face now resembled a miniature sun from the heat she was feeling. She frowned and focused hard enough to where a mallet appeared next to Nightmare and flattened her.

"Awww~! Why are you so mean~?" Nightmare cried out.

'Keep it in thine own head.' growled Luna as Spike came back with some shells.

"Hey auntie, I got some good shells!" Spike said showing the mentioned shells.

"Very nice indeed Spike." smiled Luna.

Spike just smiled as he blushed in embarrassment.

'Even his blush is cute.' thought Luna.

‘Told you~!’ Said Nightmare.

As they continued on the castle, the mane six were watching them behind a sand dune.

"It seems that they're enjoying their time together..." Twilight mused.

"Seems like a regular date to me." remarked Pinkie.

"Of course, after all they're family." AJ said, unaware of the double meaning.

"I meant in the other sense." replied Pinkie.

The girls made a confused look before understanding and blushing.

"Pinkie! I highly doubt Luna would see this as a date for a couple." hissed Rarity.

"But then again, w-wasn't she sealed a thousand years ago? M-maybe dating was different back then from what it is now..." Said Fluttershy.

"What? That's crazy. You're basically saying it was okay for nephews and aunts to date back then." spoke Rainbow.

"Well...Granny Smith said that in her youth that was still legal..." AJ told them.

"But they can't be doing that now, could they?" spoke Rarity.

"M-maybe they don't know the double meaning?" Fluttershy suggested.

"Yeah, clearly they don't see this as a date at all." spoke Rarity.

'I'm losing it on this date.' spoke Nightmare Moon.

'Thou shut up!' Luna thought back.

"What if one of them does see it like that?" Pinkie unknowingly dropped a bomb.

The rest of the girls didn't have a single response to that.

Back with Spike and Luna, the former was curious as to why the latter was having a red face.

"Aunty Luna, is something wrong?" asked the dragon.

"N-nothing is wrong!" She answered.

"Then why is your face red?" pointed out Spike.

"I-It's just...that...this is very hot!" She excused herself.

"Need some ice?"

"Y-Yes, please."

Spike rushed off to get some ice while Luna was trying to keep Nightmare calm.

'Please Nightmare, stop!' Begged Luna.

'No! Seeing his cute face makes me go crazy! I have never seen a more cutesy face, and I must have have him!' she screamed as Luna's eyes started to shift into the eyes of Nightmare Moon.

'P-PLEASE! I...I don't want him scared of us...' Luna begged as Nightmare flinched.

'........fine, but if I see ONE mare go near him, eternal darkness a around!' she yelled before calming down.

Luna nodded.

That's when Spike made it back with an ice pack in his claws.

"Here you go, aunty!" He said.

Luna smiled and accepted the ice pack. "Thank thou, nephew." She said putting it on her head.

Spike smiled as we go back to the girls.

"What are they doing now?" Pinkie asked.

"Spike grabbed some ice, but I don't know why." replied Twilight.

"Maybe because Luna wanted to eat them?" Suggested Rainbow.

"That's silly. Why if it was me, I'd want ice cream." smiled Pinkie licking her lips.

"Ah want an apple with ah good ol' lemonade." Said AJ.

"Ssh, I can't hear them." whispered Twilight.

But unknown to them, a certain mist went to the ocean and modified a certain beast to...scare the spies.

As the girls kept an eye on Luna and Spike, Fluttershy noticed some shaking beneath them.

"G-girls..." She tried to warn them.

"Ssh." came Rainbow's reply as the shy pony spotted a fin in the water moving towards them.

"G-girls!?" Fluttershy tried to call them again.

"What is it darling?" asked Rarity.

"L-look!" The shy pegasus said as the mares turned and saw the fin going down...before it rose out of the water and was none other than a freakin shark with a CHAINSAW!

"HOLY F*CENSORED*!" Screamed all girls as they ran away with the shark following them!

Spike and Luna were oblivious as the mane six were chased by a bipedal fish wielding a deadly weapon.

"So what now?" Spike asked.

"We believe that is enough for one day." spoke Luna.

Spike nodded as he saw the sun settling in.

Soon they left the beach as the mane six were still running from the shark.

"WHAT DO WE DO?!" Rainbow screamed in panic.

"I know just the thing!" screamed Pinkie breaking off from the group as the shark continued to chase them.

"WAIT! PINKIE!" Cried out Twilight as the pink pony soon left.

"JUST KEEP RUNNING!" screamed Rainbow.

The girls did as told as they saw the shark near them.

But Pinkie arrived out of nowhere with a sniper rifle.

"Smile, you son uva b*CENSORED*!" She growled as she shot the shark...only for it to block the bullet with the chainsaw! "What?!"

"Ya missed me, ya dried up douchebags!" It said as it threw the chainsaw, which hit Rainbow Dash on her wing.

"MY LYMIA!" She shouted.

The shark was about to chop the mares up, but Pinkie pulled a rocket launcher out of nowhere and fired at the fish. This time the attack was effective and thus the shark was killed.

"Who wants sushi?" grinned Pinkie.

"I'll pass." All mares said as one just wanting to forget the awful events that they had today.

Pinkie Shrugged as they all spotted Luna and Spike walking away.

"Where are they going now?" Twilight asked herself.

"Probably to the castle." spoke Rainbow.

The rest of the mares nodded.

They finally caught up and spotted Spike and Luna in front of the castle.

"Told you." Said the Pegasus.

"We have a great day with you Spike. We're just sorry we couldn't help lift your spirits." Luna looked away in slight shame.

But to her surprise, he merely smiled as he said "It's alright, Aunty."

"But, we didn't help you at all." spoke Luna with disappointment.

"You did help me!" He said, surprising her. "You showed me that I actually could do things I didn't know I could before!"

"Like what?"

"Like defeating you in video games~!"

"I-I let thou win those!" Luna said, yet Spike could see through her.

Luna pouted at that, but felt her control shift as her eyes shifted to Nightmare's.

"Well here's something that will leave you speechless." grinned 'Luna' as she held Spike up with her magic and placed a big kiss on his cheek.

Spike's smile was replaced with a shocked look before he blushed brightly.

"Thanks for the date~!" sang Luna turning and walking back up into the castle.

Spike watched as his aunt walked in with a slight wisp to her walking before he got a loose grin.

"Wow." spoke Spike before he turned and headed to the train station to head back home.

He wasn't the only one shocked though…

The mane six were a stunned at what just happened.

"W-W-W-Wha..." Twilight's mind just ended up fried.

"Who the...what the...." muttered Applejack.

"B-B-But...he...I-I..." Rarity tried to mumble out.

Fluttershy fainted with a bright blush on her face.

Rainbow's jaw hit the ground.

Pinkie held up a banner with Spike and Luna's faces in a heart with a smile.

"Spiluna wins...for now~!" She declared.

(OZ)

The mysterious figure (Raven from Guilty Gear) smirked as he finished absorbing several avatars that dared to fight him.

"Soon, my revenge shall be complete."