Angry Pat, and Matt McMuscles like usual they spends their night together playing some shitty video games at the xbox live arcade, but soon they succumb to sleep after eating a mountain of five month old gummy worms and expired cereal they received from their fans during the deceased horror known as The Mailbag. But once they wake up Pat is freaking out along with Matt when they find themselves to be ponies, and not just any ponies, but as the Diarchy of Equestria: Princess Celestia and Luna.

What shall happen to our heroes of The Best Friends Zaibatsu? Will they find peace and harmony in the lands inhabited by ponies, or will Pat go crazy with power and start a holy crusade in Lord Gwyn's name? Will Woolie break into their houses, eat their food and spend their money on cheap bullshit? Will Liam escape the Woolie Hole with his sanity intact? Fuck if I know, but fear not my crestfallen children for I shall tell you of their story in Equestria.