Chapter: And Then Sex Happened

I scoop her up and then gently set her down on the very official looking desk. She took off her clothes, leaving only those which I had particular fetishes for, which was practically her whole outfit.

Because women very rarely get off during actual sex, I decided to do her first before I could get mine.
I started eating her pussy out. It was amazing! Like all pony vaginas, it tasted like candy, unlike those stupid human vaginas which only taste like fish.

Getting her off was really easy. We had had sex many times before and she had shown me where her G-spot was, so all I had to do was to just stimulate that over and over and over again while rubbing her thighs and waist and boobies.

“Oh! Oh! Oh!” she screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and our pale bodies became all warm. And then…

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!”

It was… Dumbledore!

Author's Note

Le gasp!

Thanks to Thehungoverpony for the art.