Brink

by Mr. Dorchester

Night Time Fun (Back perverts! Back I say!)

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In this chapter, I will be mainly putting out some fires, big and small.

CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Night Time Fun (BACK YOU PERVERTS! BACK I SAY!)

“My lord...” Nightmare bowed before Luce Danneggiato.

“Nightmare... I've been thinking.” Luce growled.

“About what, my lord?”

“I've done terrible things, you know. I was the cause of all the negativity. It's all been bliss to me, but I can't help but feel like the job won't be done when Dorchester is dead.”

Nightmare cocked his head. “What do you mean?”

Luce chuckled. His deep, snake like voice echoed through the tunnels of his lair.

“Widen my variety... don't just aim for one universe! Aim for several from all kinds of dimensions!”

Luce twisted his head to face Nightmare's. They both had an evil grin on their face.

“Like the humans universe?” Nightmare said.

“Exactly.”

“But, my lord. You can only travel one dimension at a time!”

“That's when The Darkness come in! When I'm done with Dorchester, I will take all the chaos and dark magic and use it to create several new generation's of The Darkness to spread out and destroy all other worlds!” Luce hissed with delight.

“That's a wonderful idea my lord!”

Luce smiled, exposing his large jagged teeth. “I know you would like that idea, Nightmare. Now, have you set up the merponies?”

Nighmare nodded his head. “Yes my lord!”

Luce roared with laughter.

Luce's smile widened.

Nightmare looked back at the armory to check up on the final armor piece's progress.

“The armor has made great progress, my lord! Only a few more weeks!”

Luce looked at the large portal that showed Dorchester, Bleak, and the rest going to The Darkness's base.

Luce growled with laughter, deep in his throat. “Take your time, my friends... I want to look good when I make my return...”

Meanwhile...

“Negative three hundred bottles of cider on the wall... negative three hundred bottles of cider... take one down, pass it around... negative three hundred one bottles of cider on the wall...”

“SHUT UP!” Bleak yelled.

Me, Frederic, Lance, and Princess Celestia roared with laughter.

“If Celestia didn't have me tied up to this tree, I would beat all your flanks!” Bleak snarled.

I snorted with laughter.

“Hey, hey Lance!” I said.

“What?”

“I'm gonna do an internet!” I jumped up and used my magic to cause rainbows to fly around me.

“WHOOAAA!”

Everyone but Bleak howled with laughter.

“Oh yeah?! Well, I'm gonna do a book!” Frederic put his hoof to the ground and looked suddenly upset.

“Oh.”

I walked up to Celestia who was on her back laughing. I whispered something into her ear and she blushed.

“No way I'm doing that to Bleak!”

“Come on! It'll be fun!”

Celestia sighed. “Oh alright, alright.”

Celestia got up and faced Bleak.

“You gonna let me out now?” He asked.

“Maybe~” Celestia said.

I stifled a laugh.

Princess Celestia suddenly turned around, and shoved her flank near Bleak's face. His face turned beet red.

The rest of us howled like a pack of wild dogs.

“You like what you see?!” Celestia asked.

“Princess Celestia!” Bleak gasped. Celestia neared her backside closer to Bleak's so much he had to turn his head.

“Shove it in! Shove it in!” I began to chant. Frederic and Lance joined it too.

“Might as well~” Celestia said.

“What do you- AAAMPHPPPHPHPHHHH!” Bleak muffled as Princess Celestia's flank was shoved into Bleak's face.

“Oh my god I'm crying right now!” Lance yelled out.

I gasped for air. “I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH!”

Princess Celestia began to sway her hips from side to side. Rubbing her flank against Bleak's face.

Frederic pounded the ground with his hoof, screaming with laughter.

I landed on my back, gasping for air.

“Okay, okay Tia! You can give him a break!” I gasped.

“Aw, but I was just getting started!” Celestia said in a seductive tone.

I got up and laughed nervously. “Hey, uh... Celestia, your doing it again.”

Celestia shook her head and blushed. “Oh, sorry.”

Frederic forced himself up from his laughing fit and waved his hoof. “No, no. It's fine!”

“Ahem.”

We all looked at Bleak.

“Sorry to interrupt your perverted fun, but, can you by chance... Oh I don't know... Let me the fuck out of here?!” Bleak yelled.

“Later...” I said with my best Medic impression.

“I'm never hanging out with you, ever again!” Bleak growled.

I shrugged. “I can live with that.”

We all fell asleep under a blanket of stars, giggling like small immature school foals.

I had a... strange dream that night.

When I opened my eyes I was on the shores of a large beach. I looked left and right to see an endless stretch of sand. In front, a large ocean.

“What?” I said outloud.

“Hello? Anyone there?” I yelled out.

Quiet. Too quiet.

I trotted for a few minutes, listening to the sounds of the ocean wash up on the sand.

This is so weird...

I heard a faint cough and ran ahead of me. I saw a pony, well... half of a pony.

From the waist down, it was a mermaids body. From the waist up, and regular mares body. I know, I'm as confused as you are.

This is one fucked up dream man!

I walked forward. The merpony coughed up water and squeaked when she saw me. She backed away, by towards land. Not the see.

“No! Wait!” I said. I reached out my hoof.

The merpony stayed quiet. But she slowly approached me.

“I don't bite.” I said. The merypony turned her tail to show a large gash.

“Is that why you can't swim? Is the gash draining your blood?” I asked her.

She nodded.

“Alright... I'm... here, get on my back. I'll go see if I could find anything to help stop the bleeding.”

Dude, this is dream! Why are you helping a figment of you imagination?

I honestly have no idea. I just have this urge to do so.

Xas?

Yeah?

What do you think of all this?

The sooner this dream is over, the sooner we can continue. Might as well go along with it.

What bugs me is how real this feels.

The merpony climbed on my back. I flew up to see a mountain in the sky. I shot towards it, careful so the merpony wouldn't fall off. I landed to see large amounts of thick vines and twigs.

“Maybe this could help...” I said. I saw a fountain. I turned my head to face the merpony.

“Can you tell if it's clean or not?”

The merpony nodded her head. She pointed to the fountain and nodded with a smile.

I picked up vines a hoof full of vines and twigs. I made my way to the fountain and set the merpony on the ground. I splashed some water on her wound, cleaning it. I then took some vines and wrapped them around the wound acting as sort of a band aid.

When I finished I got myself up and flew back to the water. I set the merpony down next to the water. She stared at me with large silver eyes like Silvermoon. She jumped up and hugged me tight.

“Ha ha, you're welcome.” I said.

The merpony looked at me, and charged at my face with her lips puckered!

HOH SHI-

“Dorchester! Wake up!” Frederic yelled.

I jerked away.

“AH DON'T KISS ME!” I yelled. There was a few seconds of silence as everyone looked at me oddly.

“Uhh... weird dream.” I said.

“Um... okay. But come on Dorchester, just have a few pieces of bread with butter and some water. Then we'll continue.

I was levitated some toast and water. I gobbled it down and got right up.

“Alright, let's go!”

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