Twilight Queefs on a Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich
Today Twilight is going to do an experiment: She is going to find out what happens when she queefs on a peanut butter sandwich. You know, for science. She just doesn't know it yet.
Today Twilight is going to do an experiment: She is going to find out what happens when you queef on a peanut butter sandwich. She just doesn't know it yet.
"I'm not going to do that."
Yes you are.
"No I'm not."
Yes you are. I'm the narrator, so I get the final say.
"This blows. I suppose you're going to screw up my characterization too?"
Probably.
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