Cutie Mark Cumsicles

A/N: To answer your question, Pinkie Pie Sucks, that's why.

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
Part 6: Ranboo Douche/Closing
By: WhatTheFap

The Cutie Mark Cumsaders walked away from Pinkie Pie, their minds jumbled from the incredible virginity-loss story they had just heard.
"Wow... Do you really think she did ALL those things in that church bathroom?" Scootaloo asked her two companions.
"Uh. Yeah! Do you thing Pinkie Pie would LIE about how many dicks she fucked that day?" Apple Bloom argued.
"I guess not..."
"Exactly. I do know one thing though... That's how I wanna lose MY virginity!"
"Mmm-hmm!" Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo agreed.

The trio walked up to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie had told them Rainbow Dash would be. They walked in through the doors and spotted her almost instantly, having a conversation with Twilight. Scootaloo's eyes lit up.
"Rainbow Dash! You're here!" she yelled happily.

The cyan-coated pegasus turned around and smiled nonchalantly.
"I hear YOU'RE looking for my virginity story!" She smugly said.
"OH MY DICKS. You have NO idea what we've been through to hear this story!" Scootaloo said, before plopping her ass on the floor in front of Rainbow Dash. The other two CMC did the same. Rainbow Dash blushed a little at how eager these 3 fillies were.
"It all started at summer flight camp..." she started, before drifting off.

It was Summer Flight Camp, 2003. Everypony was gathered around filly Rainbow Dash and that Nigga Pony that made fun of her. Nigga pony had a lubed-up cock, ready to explore Rainbow Dash's nether region. Rainbow Dash had her pussy at such an angle that as soon as Nigga Pony's nigga cock was inside of her, she would turn to the left or right and bend his dick at an awkward angle to prevent him from ejaculating. Rainbow licked her lips in anxiety. She spread her pussy lips to invite Nigga Pony's cock into her cunt-trap. Nigga Pony put his hands on Rainbow's hips and prepared to thrust into her.

Fluttershy waved the flag to start the race, and fell off the cloud she was perched on. No one really gave a fuck though.

Isn't that just fucked up? Little Fluttershy could've fucking DIED and no one cared! Imagine a world without fucking Fluttershy. Wouldn't you just wanna freaking bawl every single manly tear out of your eyes? Shiiiit... Anyway, back to RD and NP.

At the wave of the flag, Nigga Pony thrusted Nigga Pony Jr. into Rainbow Dash's lavender cunt. However, he wasn't expecting Rainbow Dash to shift has shaft sideways and cause his dick to bend at an angle that created pain, rather than pleasure. She used his dick like a dildo, fucking him and absorbing all the pleasure he would feel and exerting it into pain.
"Hahahaha, i'm guaranteed to win now!" Rainbow Dash thought to herself. She drifted off into a daydream.

Rainbow Dash was snapped back to reality when Basketball-assed pony ran up and shoved his cock into her mouth. His intent was to make her focus on two dicks, which everyone knows is a much bigger and tougher challenge. Rainbow isn't one to back down from a challenge though, she bit down on Basketball-ass and kept bending Nigga Pony's cock so that she could block them both from cumming and win the race.

Rainbow dash pumped Nigga's (wow i'm getting lazier) dick in and out of her at lightning speed. She was fucking faster and harder than anyone in all of Equestria had ever seen before. At the same time, she was biting down on Basketball-ass' cock. Rainbow was un-pleasuring two different ponies while at the same time giving herself pleasure! She truly had a talent for this.

After what seemed like forever (probably like 2 minutes) Rainbow felt her first orgasm building up inside of her. She looked up at the two ponies with their dicks in her, they looked worn out, and didn't seem to be enjoying it at all.
"Hey Rainbow... *pant pant* Do you think we can take a quick break?" Nigga Pony asked.
"Yeah... I'm getting pretty tired." Basketball-ass agreed.
"HAHA! As if!" Rainbow said.

As she said that, she reached up and massaged her clit vigorously. She felt her orgasm build up more and more with each rub. After about 20 seconds of rubbing, it was right there. She could easily have came all over Nigga Pony's dick. But she decided to tease herself for a second. With one mighty thrust onto the dick, and one powerful rub for her hoof, she released her orgasm.

This orgasm was like nothing Rainbow (or anyone else for that matter) had EVER imagined. As soon as the orgasm escaped her, it released a powerful boom, and sent a rainbow shockwave out of her vagina that pushed everyone around her far, far away. Most of them fell off of clouds and probably died, or something like that. All the ponies that didn't get thrusted away walked up to Rainbow dash in awe.
"Wow... Was that a.... Sonic Raingasm?? I thought those were only in old mare's tales!" An unknown green pony said.
"Did I just do a...?" Rainbow started.
"Sonic Raingasm? Yes you did. Perhaps the only one to ever be achieved."
"Wow. So i'll be remembered forever? Since i'm the ONLY pony to EVER pull it off???"
"Yes."
"This is the best. day. EVER"

And it was the best day ever for Rainbow Dash, too bad everyone forgot that she pulled off a fucking SONIC RAINGASM by time of the Young Fuckers Competition in Cloudsdale. But oh well...

"And THAT little ones, is how you lose your virginity" present day Rainbow Dash said with a smirk.
The three fillies were seated in front of Rainbow Dash, their eyes open wide.
"Wooooow...." They said in unison, awing over her impressive story.
"Wait a second!" Fluttershy said. "If you hadn't done that Sonic Raingasm, I wouldn't have fucked those woodland creatures or dragon!"
"I saw that Raingasm too! And if i hadn't, I wouldn't learned to follow my dreams and fuck all those mormons!" Pinkie said.
"Hold up a minute. I saw a rainbow too... I bet it was your Sonic Raingasm!" Applejack added.
"Oh! I heard and saw that Raingasm too! It gave Tom Jr. that dick I told you all about!" Rarity said.
"This is uncanny! If i hadn't heard that Raingasm, I never would've pushed the egg out of my ass! And i wouldn't have gotten into the Dickfucker school I told you all about!"
Pinkie tackled Rainbow Dash.
"We all owe our virginities to you, Dasharoo!" she said.
"Do you know what this means?"
Fluttershy said. "It means we were all fuck buddies before we even met!"
"We've been FBF's since before we even met!" Rarity added.

All the other 5 ponies gathered around Rainbow Dash and participated in a big group hug, and a lesbian make-outing, tit-sucking, pussy-licking orgy. But the latter wasn't important...

Sweaty Balls and Apple Bloom were staring at the Mane 6. "Awwwww....." they said in unison.
"EEWWEEWWWWWWWWW!" Scootaloo said, disgusted. "Maybe we just need to try Dave and Buster's again..."

She got up, but was soon tackled into a hug by her CMC comrades.
"Ugh..." she sighed.
"How about a song?" Fluttershy said.
Scootaloo's face contorted into a scared look.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" she yelled.

THE (actual) END.

A/N: You really thought i would just leave Pinkie Pie out of this? Hell naw. I'll write hers and add her chapter in as 'the lost chapter' after my next fic 'Daring Do and the Bengay Balls'. So keep your eyes and notifications on the lookout :)
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