Cutie Mark Cumsicles

A/N: Well guys, this is it. It's been a nice few weeks writing this. Thank you everyone who has been here since chapter 1. Thank you Twystron500 specifically for encouraging me to continue. I will probably never have any other fic as successful as this one ;(
Anyway, on with Pinkie Pie's chapter...

Cutie Mark Cumsicles
The Lost Chapter
By: WhatTheFap

The CMC chugged along, being towed in a wagon by Scootaloo on her scooter. Scootaloo let out a frustrated groan.
"UUUGH! Why don't we EVER smash into Rainbow Dash on these trips?" Scootaloo complained.
"You're looking for Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie Pie said, appearing from nowhere in the back of their wagon, complete with a helmet too!
"If I was Rainbow Dash, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner! Of course, if I was anypony I'd be at Sugarcube Corner... Hey! I just got an idea! Wanna fuck a whole bunch of dicks??"
"YES PLEASE!!" they all said in unison.
"TOO BAD YOU PIECES OF NIGGERDICK" Pinkie said in a demonic voice. "Instead, let's go to Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie almost fell out of the wagon but she didn't. (See what I did there? Spiderses reference? Anyone?)
"Well... We're sort of looking for Rainbow Dash so we can find out how she lost her virginity..." Sweetie Belle informed.
"A VIRGINITY??" Pinkie said with an ecstatic tone. "Come with me if you wanna hear how I lost mine!"
Nopony moved. Finally, an unenthusiastic Scootaloo spoke up.
She sighed. "Fine..." She lethargically agreed.
"Fuck yeah!" Pinkie exclaimed, doing a little celebratory dance to compliment her enthusiasm.

Pinkie went off telling her story, while also masturbating furiously to how awesometasticly amazing the story she was about to tell was. It started back where Pinkie grew up: the rock farm. Pinkie always hated that place more and more every time she looked back on it. It was so many years of unhappiness, loneliness, and boredom that kept her from being how she is today.
The day Pinkie lost her virginity was the day that her father and mother decided to have the children move all the rocks from the east field to the south field. It was a boring, monotonous, and gay as fuck task that nopony wanted to do. 16 out of 19 of Pinkie's siblings killed themselves because of how gay of a task it was.
Pinkie, Inkie, Blinkie, and Clyde started to do their job while their parents sat back and masturbated violently to the PGA masters tournament. Pinkie and the others worked hard to complete the large task at hoof. However, their efforts were cut a little short when Clyde tried to propose to his sister, Inkie, with a rock ring. She wasn't impressed at all, and threw a bucket of cum at him. Clyde drowned in the massive amount of cum that he was subjected to, and no one attended his funeral.
Pinkie pushed a lonesome rock into a pile of its acquaintances. She sighed. Without Bernino, Abagail, Paco, Maria, Olga, Jean, Jeff, Machovario, Inglip, Dainbow Rash, Sabrina, Jeremiah, Charlie, Mary-Kate, Ashley, Winslow, and now Clyde; Pinkie's life on the farm was going to be all too impossible for her to hang on to the dying motivation she had inside of her. Pinkie already formulated her plans for later as she stood in front of a rock pile. She was going to mix some ammonia and bleach and inhale deeply. Perfect. However, Pinkie heard a loud explosion that jumbled her thoughts and shook her whole body. She looked up to see a Rainbow shockwave followed by the absolute, most vivid Rainbow ever witnessed by pony eyes.
As the rainbow shockwave passed Pinkie by, it sent waves of cool wind through her mane and tail, poofing them out. It was kind of like a hair erection, also known as a hairection. Pinkie looked up at the bright, shining rainbow before her, with her hairection in full swing, and smiled for the first time in her filly life. Her eyes shone as she smiled wider and wider with each second she stared at that rainbow.

"It was unlike anything I had ever felt before! I just wanted to keep smiling forever! I also wondered how else I could create that feeling I experienced in others..." Present day Pinkie Pie said.

Past Pinkie Pie went into the Mormon Church that night, and when Sunday morning rolled around, Pinkies family went into the church to pray. Her family stopped dead in their tracks however, when they passed by the bathrooms and heard stifled moans coming from inside. Pinkie's father barged in, with his wife and two remaining kids, and say Pinkie laying in the middle of the floor, surrounded by other ponies (male and female) who naked and having sex.
"Hiya guys! This is something I came up with! I call it, "an orgy"! Do you like it??" she said, smiling.
Pinkie couldn't decipher the look of confusion that was present in her family. Their lips were trembling, as if they had just witnessed a Columbine massacre. Then, as if they had witnessed a Columbine massacre, their faces exploded into smiles! Pinkie's dad wasted no time sticking his dick inside of his wife, and her sisters wasted no time in initiating a crazy awesome lesbian make out session.
Pinkie was all alone, sitting in the middle of the action like a lonely pony in the middle of an orgy. She looked around and finally spotted one pony that was just as lonely-looking as her. Pinkie approached him.
"Hiya! My name's Pinkie Pie! Do you wanna fuck my virgin pussy?" she said.
"EHEEHEEHEEHEE! OKAY!" he replied.
The pony (Let's call him José) transformed into a human me and stood in front of Pinkie, with my wang pointing at her.
"Start sucking, ése." I told her.
Pinkie did as she's told and starts sucking on my wang. I punched her in the face while she did it because worst pony. Eventually, I became pretty bored and tell her to turn around. She turned around and I stuck my throbbing bonercock into her pussy.
I pounded away at her cunt with a furious passion. Soon enough I felt ready to blow my load so I ask her yet again to turn around. For the third time, she spun towards me; that time she took my steaming hot fresh-from-the-dick cum that I produced. Then I killed myself because I just did a self-insert and had sex with Pinkie Pie, gross.
Pinkie scoped out another pony that looks lonely. Turns out, his name is Troll and he accidentally turned his partner into a banana and ate her. Pinkie said that she'll be his partner as long as he doesn't eat her. He agreed.
However, during the middle of Pinkie x Troll, Troll decided to break his Pinkie Promise and ate her. Pinkie punched her way out of his rectum, while screaming "YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE!!” Eventually she got out. Covered in Troll shit, she killed him and buried him next to Smitty Werben Yager Manjenson, because Smitty was number 1, and Troll was number 2.
(LAWL SEE WHAT I DID THERE???????)
Pinkie tracked down a 3rd, 4th, 5th, all the way up to 94th lonely pony who she decided to have consensual sympathy sex with. Her parents could not have been more proud. So her father treated them all to ice cream to celebrate how good of a dickfucker his daughter was. While they were eating, Inkie and Blinkie killed themselves because they will never be like their sister, and then Pinkie's parents also killed themselves because their two daughters killed themselves.
And ever since the ice cream incident of 2003, Pinkie has lived with the Cakes.

"And that's how Equestria was made!" Present day Pinkie Pie said.
Scootaloo screeched to a halt on her scooter.
"Wait just a cotton-picking minute! That's doesn't even make any sense! YOU BITCH!" Scootaloo said, and then stabbed Pinkie Pie. Unluckily for her, Pinkie Pie is invincible and will someday reign over Equestria. But that's a whole other story.
Pinkie Pie walked away from the confused CMC and into Sugarcube Corner.

To be continued... (Not really)

A/N: Well, this was by far the laziest piece of fiction I have ever written. Some of you will probably like that though... Also, keep an eye out for the Epilogue/Author's thoughts and inspiration/dedication page. I'll thank all of you who have followed me from the beginning in the last part.