You had dreamed of traveling to Equestria ever since you've watched the first episode of Friendship is Magic.
Today, you have finally fulfilled that dream.
The problem is, the place is not nearly as tranquil as depicted in the show...

Omigod, get me outta here!

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A word of warning: the story contains two or three choicer words and doesn't exactly steer clear of sexual themes... Some could even say it revolves around them... Reader's discretion is advised.

Cover image by the amazing extreme-sonic.