Today started like any other day. Now this “Pinkie Pie” character is following me, talking almost non-stop, and a God wants to make me into her Champion. What use am I in a war between Gods, you may ask? No clue. All I know is that she likes my morals, and won't let me die completely if she can help it.

Now I've got to help reunite these “Elements of Harmony,” all while protecting an entire country from aliens I've only ever seen in video games, armed only with a magical GameBoy capable of letting me choose and give short-term superpowers to my partner, the zany mare who shares my soul and hers, Pinkie Pie, as well as my new half-human body and power of Sound. My, how a life can change.

For those that wish to know: Slow-building romance! Mares who hate him for being an upstanding, important male (gender oppression sucks)! Princesses who feel guilty for having caused unnecessary/necessary pain to an innocent! Someone Discord dislikes for being to chaotic while liking harmony! Utter insanity! Mega-morphing pony power! Random outbursts of music and pain! Applesauce! Changelings with Anorexia! Self-Directed Crossover to other stories involving Nikki's Angels!