Of God Eaters and Ponies

(Canterlot Royal Throne Room)

[Ruby’s POV]

        After one long ass trip through the woods, a pit stop in a town called ponyville, and a ride on the friendship express. (god that sounds corny as hell to say) We finally made to Canterlot Castle, where these so called princesses live. I have to admit. This is kinda neat and fancy and all, but I prefer living in a place where I could be comfortable and not full of royal crap. Anyway before I lost track Gilda, Trixie, and I were standing in front of this unicorn with wings called Princess Celestia. I’ll say this much, I don’t trust her….at all.

“So you must be this Ruby Garnet Twilight Sparkle was talking about correct?” She asked. God, there’s something about her that I don’t like. Just need to figure out what the hell it is first.

“Yep that’s me lady.”

“Would you care to explain why you killed that dragon, and attack my faithful student along with her friends?”

        Dammit! I was hoping I wouldn’t have to explain myself. Was hoping that nerd would of told her about who I was and why I did what I did…...Fine I might as well explain who I am…..I’m starting to hate repeating myself. So once again I explain to her who I am, what I was, how I ended up here, and why I killed that dragon and attack her student along with her friends. After explain what happened, the look on Celestia face was….kinda mix.

“So…...you’re not actually a pony, but a human that got changed into one upon your death on your home planet?”

“That correct.”

“Forgive if I sound rude or anything, but your story seemed farfetched for me to believe you.” Are you kidding me? Do you not see the giant god arc on my back?

“Really? Do you not see the god arc on my back?” I then showed her my arm to at least try to prove my point. “Do you not see my somewhat infected arm caused by that rainbow color jerk that attack me?”

“You could be lying and just made the story up.”

“Oh whatever you royal brat.” I said which caused everypony including my friends to gasp….wait did I just say everypony?

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me you brat. I don’t really care if you believe me or not, but that doesn’t mean you can ignore the fact that I have piece of tech that’s far advance than anything you. Not only that but if you trust your so called faithful student after fighting me, then you are an idiot to the highest degree.” After say my statement to her, I heard three smacking sounds. I didn’t even need to look behind me to know that it was Gilda, Trixie, and that Shining Armor pony. Something tells me I just fucked up…..big time.

“You do realize you just insulted the princess of Equestria right?” Whispered Shining Armor.

“Your point? Just because you have some fancy title, doesn’t mean jack to me.” I then removed my god arc from my back, and pointed it at her. “You’re not my leader. So why should I be afraid of someone who just sits on her throne and does nothing, while her soldier do the work she could of done herself?”

“You little snot nose brat, show some respect for the princess!” Yelled one of the guards as he was getting ready to charge at me.

“Why don’t you make b****?” That pretty much triggered him to charge at me. Just as he was about to sucker punch me in the face, I stopped it with my former arm, grabbed him by the horn, and slammed him onto the floor leaving a small crater on the floor. “Don’t ever underestimate a god eater you old fart.”

“Ruby what the buck!?” Said Trixie.

“What? He started it. Plus it’s not like the princess is going to let us go after what I told her about me. So what’s the point in trying to be the nice guy?”

“You could of let him beat the crap out of you.” Said Gilda. “That way we could of gotten off easy.”

“And hand over my god arc to her? I think not. I would rather die than to hand it over to her and let her do god knows what to it.” It’s true if there’s one thing that you never do, is hand over your god arc to anyone. Mostly cause the aragami cells would devour said person due to it not matching yours, that and it would be like giving a monkey a shotgun.

“Yeah but still, how are you gonna get us out of this mess?”

“I got this guys, don’t worry.” Truth be told I had no plan what-so-ever, but seeing how they aren’t so up to date with technology I decided to gamble my luck on what I was going to say. “I Ruby Garnet challenge Princess Celestia to a dual.” This pretty much took everypony by surprise, especially when I saw almost every ponies jaw open in shock...well besides Celestia.

“You’re willing to challenge somepony you have no idea who they are, and what skills they have?” She asked.

“What’s there to know, you’re just a unicorn with wings.”

“Heh, okay then my little pony I’ll accept your little challenge.” Celestia then teleported right in front of me. “If I win you will hand over your weapon, and you will have to learn the meaning of friendship from my faithful student and her friends.”

“And if I win you pardon us of any crimes we may or may not know we committed, give Trixie a new mobile home, and a written & public apology from Twilight Sparkle and her friends.” I said as I extended my hand towards Celestia. “Do we have a deal?” Celestia in turn shook my hand.

“Our battle will take place in one month. For the time being you and your friends will be saying in ponyville on the Apple family farm, seeing how they have extra room for you three and this could be a good way to make some friends.”

        Really what’s with her and this friendship crap she’s trying to force down my throat. I mean really trying to force someone to be friends will not make them be friends, they have to do it by themselves just like my sister told me before she died. sigh but I guess I might as well go along with this trying to make friends crap, lord knows I’m gonna regret it later on if I don’t. “Fine but if somepony attacks me, make fun of my right arm, or anything. I’m gonna shove my foot up somepony’s ass.”

(Ponyville)

[Sweet Apple Acres]

“Well…..I think that turned out ok wouldn’t you say?” After I said that I got smack upside my head by Gilda. “Ow! what the hell was that for!?”

“Were you dropped on your head when you were a little filly or something?” Gilda asked. “How stupid are you to do something like that to the Princess of Equestria?”

“Well what was I supposed to do, just sit there like a deer in headlights and act like a good little pony?”

“You could of just handed over your weapon, that might of helped us instead of talking smack to the princess.” Suggested Trixie, I just rolled my eyes to that.

“Like hell I’m gonna hand over my god arc, this is only thing I have left before I ended up dying in my world. I would rather destroy it then let that lazy princess get the hands on it.”

“Well unless you can beat Celestia then you might end up losing that weapon of yours.” Said Gilda as we reached the front door of Sweet Apple Acres. “Anyway Celestia sent a letter to six dweebs that attacked you yesterday. So they should be inside and up to date with what’s going on.”

“Hold on Gilda, let me open the door first.” I said. Gilda backed away from the door, and the moment I open it I ducked out of the way of a rainbow color blur. Figures the rainbow color jerk would do something like that, so while I was under her I delivered a strong punch to the gut. Knocking the wind right out of her and causing her to fall to the ground next to me.

“You really are dumb if you think a sneak attack like that was gonna work.”

“Rainbow Dash what in tarnation are you-.” The moment the country girl saw what was going. Her facial expression change from annoyed to anger. “Oh…..it’s you.”

“Well if it isn’t the country girl from before. So who does it feel to get you ass handed to you by a god eater?” She pretty much said nothing but glared at me. Yep she’s still pissed at me for stunning her with one of my attacks.

“Now girls let’s not do anything barbaric.” Said Rarity, “Though this was to be expected seeing how Rainbow Dash always does the shoot first ask questions later thing.”

“Understatement of the ****ing millennium lady.”

“.........Anyway Twilight would like to meet with you inside.”

“Not happening.”

“Why not?”

“After what you technicolor pegasus friend tried to do to me, you expect me to trust you and go inside the house to meet Twilight Sparkle?”

“Um……..yes?”

“Dumbass.”  I mentally said as I sat down on the ground. “If your friend want to talk to me, then she’ll have to come outside and talk to me.”

“*Sigh* Fine. Let me go get her.” Rarity said as she walked back into the house to get her friend.

        You know I seen a lot of Sh*t in my life. Seeing my parents and friends die in front of my eyes, getting abused and treated like crap by my foster parent for the past 10 year, almost getting raped by my foster brother, and getting attack by two aragami that you wouldn’t expect to live or survive only to wake up in a world full of anthro ponies…..how the hell did I not kill myself or go insane by all this? A few seconds later. I was brought out of my train of thoughts as the lavender unicorn appeared in front of me.

“I take it you were filled in about what happen in Canterlot?” I asked.

“Celestia sent me a letter about it, she also told us not to harm you or let anypony else not to harm you.” Twilight said as she kneel down towards me. “I also want to apologise for what we did to you when we first met.” Wait what? “It was wrong for us to attack you for defending yourself against a dragon that would of cause a lot of damage, or kill a lot of ponies in Ponyville. Will you be willing to forgive us for what we did?”

“.....You better be lucky I’m the forgiving type.” I said which in turn caused her to smile and hug me. “What the hell are you doing?”

“Hugging you because we’re friends.”

“We’re not friends egghead.”

“But you said-.”

“I said I forgive you, but I didn’t say I would be friends with you. After what happen on the mountain with the dragon, your rainbow color idiot destroyed my arc bracelet.” I rolled up my sleeve showing them my new arm. “And thank’s to that Trixie had to use a spell to prevent any contamination from spreading. Not only that but you pretty almost killed me, just because I defended myself from a dragon which that shy idiot over there was more worried over it then me. Not only that but the marshmallow over there pelted me with rock.”

        After hearing me said that most of them had shameful expressions on their faces, well only The Egghead, The Peta pony, and the pink party pony. The others we’re pretty much glaring daggers at me. “Shoot me all the looks you want jackasses, but you know you all were in the wrong.” I then pulled myself up and started to walk inside along with Trixie and Gilda. “The sooner I win the duel with Celestia, the sooner we can leave this place away from you jerks.”