Of God Eaters and Ponies

[Sweet Apple Acres]

(Night time)

[Ruby’s P.O.V]

        Throughout the entire day I was inside the room that belonged to that pony named Applebloom. I was either sleeping, looking outside the window, or making some new gear and clothing out of the stuff I got from the dragon I killed. So far to my surprise I was able to make some pretty good high rank gear from that dumbass dragon. One Forbidden Fireblade, a Ymir+ Shield, and a FFED Assault Flame gun. Man the boys back home won’t believe what I just did. After a few hours of making some new gear and a new outfit for tomorrow, I heard a knock at my door.

*KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK*

“The doors open! You can come in if you want?” I said not really caring if it was that country pony from before. The door open up and standing there was yellow pony with red hair who was wearing a green shirt, blue overalls, and a pink bow on her head.

“Granny Smith wanted me to get you for dinner Ruby.”

“You sure I’m allowed downstairs? Cause so far I only gotten two death threats from your sister and brother, and I doubt they’ll be okay with me eating with them.”

“Granny really want you to join us for dinner, even your friends Trixie and Gilda are downstairs waiting for you.”

“Fine I’ll come downstairs, but if they start a fight with me then be prepare to see them on the floor cover in their own blood.” I said which made her gulp in fear of what would happen if her siblings did start a fight with me. Because really? Who would be stupid enough to pick a fight with a pony who just killed a dragon single handedly.

“N-Noted…..So how old are you?”

“18 years old.”

“Y-Your the three years older then me and my friends, and you were able to take down a dragon!?” Applebloom said with a shock expression on her face. Just to prove I wasn’t lying or anything I pulled out my phone, and showed her the picture of me being on top of the dead dragons head. “H-How did you do it?”

“With this bad boy.” I answered show her my god arc. “10 years of training in the field and fighting monsters will help you when dealing with dragons or something as big as a dragon.”

“Are you in the royal guards?”

“Oh please, the royal guards are a bunch of pansies compare to me. I’m a god eater kid, and we fight monsters five times stronger than any monsters here.” This got her interested that we ended up talking for a while until we made to the dining room. That’s when things got awkward mostly because of the death glares I was getting from the country bumpkins, and the worry look from Trixie, Gilda, and Applebloom. I mean seriously it’s like if I dropped something they would literally attack me on the dot.

“Oh you must be that Ruby fella I heard Applejack and Big Mac been talking about.” More like planning to kill me in my sleep, but I didn’t say anything and just nodded yes. “Well it’s nice to meet yeah, my name is Granny Smith.” She said extended her hand towards me for a shake. I pretty much shook her hand not wanting to disrespect her or anything. “I take you met my grandchildren Applejack, Applebloom, and Big Macintosh right?”

“Yes…..I have.” To be frank I wanted to sucker punch them both for that little threat they gave me earlier, but then again that would make me out to be the bad guy. And lord knows I don’t want to fight them on an empty stomach. “So what are we having for dinner Granny Smith?”

“That Ms. Granny Smith partner.” Applejack said which in turn flipped her the finger while Granny Smith wasn’t looking at me.

“Oh just the usual  family food that we eat.” Normally eat? Yeah if you morally obese or a five year old on a sugar high. I mean look at all this food? Apple pie, Apple square, Apple cake, Apple coffee cake, Apple juice (Which I don’t mind drinking), and…...is that apple cider? “Please help yourself to anything you like dearies.”

        Well seeing how I’m here I might as well eat. I sat down next to Applebloom and pulled a plate of food in front of me. The moment I sank my teeth into the homemade apple pie…..well let’s just say I started eating almost everyone in the room were shock at how I was eating. Well you can’t blame me for eating so damn fast. You would be hungry to if had gone without food for a day after fighting the Equestria version of the power rangers, and a dragon in one day.

“My, I have never seen any pony eat their food that fast. It’s like you haven’t eaten anything in days.”

“36 hours without food can do that to yeah.” I said while guzzling down some apple juice.

“That and taking down a dragon and a manticore all by yourself.” Said Gilda, which took everyone by surprise, well everyone except Trixie.

“Y-You took down a manticore and a dragon by yourself!?” Asked Applejack. “How are you not dead or injured?”

“I’m a soldier lady. Creature like them are nothing compare to the one’s back at home where I used to live.”

“And where is that?”

“That’s classified.” Truth be told it’s not classified. I just wanna screw around with Applejack after what happen, and I prefer not to fill her in on any personal stuff about me. Lord knows I don’t want Sunbutt to use it on me in battle.

“You’re lying.”

“What makes you think I am lying?”

“I don’t know, but you’re keeping something hidden from us.”

“Maybe it’s because you need to mind your own damn business, and not snoop around into someone else’s business..”

“It is My business when it involves the safety of the farm and my family.”

“Then mind your own business then.”

“Don’t tell me what I can or can’t do kid.”

“One I’m 18 years old, and two look how that turn out for yeah when you fought against me yesterday.”

“You only won because of that fancy weapon of yours!”

“What’s that? I couldn’t hear you with all crap coming out of your mouth.” This cause Applebloom, Trixie and Gilda to snicker a bit from that comment. “Even without my so called fancy weapon. I still can and will beat you without any problems what-so-ever.”

“Why you little-.”

“Now, now girls let’s not fight at the dinner table.” Interrupted Granny Smith as she took a sip from her glass of apple cider. “You can have you little fight after dinner or tomorrow, but for now let’s just enjoy dinner okay?” We looked at each other then back at Granny Smith and nodded in agreement.

“Fine.” We both said as we still glared at each other, and went back to eating. So far throughout the entire dinner service was pretty much idle chatting and awkward silence. After a few minutes of that I decided head back upstairs into my room to get some sleep. Sigh ****ing country bumpkin.You think she would get over the fact that I kicked her ass huh? But no, so far she pretty much hate me along with her friends and brother. Eh at least I’m okay on Applebloom and Granny Smiths list along with Trixie and Gilda so that’s a win in my book.

(Dream world)

        My eyes shot open to find myself on the ground in the Wailing Plains. Wait was I back on earth or was I still dreaming? Not that I didn’t mind this place or anything. Mostly because I like this place due to it raining all the time, but it pretty much where I got the parts needed for my god arc. So I decided to see if I was dreaming by looking at my right arm. Yep it’s a dream, otherwise I wouldn’t have a techno arm. I pulled myself up from the ground and decided to look around to see if anything interesting would happen

        Talk about memory lane. So far during the few hours i was in this dream I been watching my past self along with my friends finally killing off Arda Nova. It was actually kinda nice really, watching my very first victory as a team. It actually brought a tear to my eye seeing that.

“What is this place?” The moment I heard that was the moment I pulled out my god arc, and turn around to see a midnight color winged unicorn with starlight hair, and was wearing a midnight blue dress.

“Care to explain who the hell are you, and why you’re here inside my head?”

“I am Princess Luna. Co ruler of Equestria and Celestia’s little sister my little pony.” She answered.

“Okay look pony lady just like I told your lazy ass sister, I’m gonna tell you this as well. I am not, repeat NOT anyones subject or little pony got it?”

“We would advise you not to insult our sister Ruby, especially when dealing with some who is of royalty.”

“Just like I told your sister, I don’t care about your title as rulers of Equestria. So far from what I seen your just a pair royal brats that sit in their little castle enjoying the life of luxury, while others are working their asses of. Now tell me why the hell are you in my mind!”

“If you must know Celestia told me about you, and how you wish to challenge my sister to a dual.”

“What of it?”

“We just simply wanted to see if you have any skills to back up your talk, but for some reason we can’t read nor scan your mind besides this place. Why is that?”

“Don’t know, don’t care. Just leave now and stay out of my mind got it?” There are a list of things I hate the most, and someone probing your mind for information is on the top of my list.

“The dream realm is our domain child, you do not have the power to order me to leave.”

“Then I’ll make you leave.” I pulled out my god arc and rushed towards Luna without a second thought. She in return moved out of the way and blasted me with what felt like something that was suppose to bind me or paralyze me, but to her surprise.

“What is the meaning of this? That spell should of binded you to the ground.”

“So I guess I was right about having aragami cells immune to magic.” I thought as I punched her in the face while she was off guard by that. She staggered back a bit as she held a hand to her bruised face.

“H-How are you able to hurt me within the dream realm?” She asked as I lashed at her with my god arc while she dodges. “No pony but tia is able to do that.”

“Like I would tell you anything, now leave or else I’ll rip you to sunder.”

“We do not take orders from you child. You will tell us how you are able to injure us!” She yelled as she moved to the left and shot another magical beam at me, only for me to block it with my shield and hit her with an Frost: :H_laser. The laser shot through her left shoulder as it left a huge hole in it.

“Idiot.” I then shot her with the same oracle bullet in the leg as she fell to the ground bleeding. I then walked up towards her with my god arc aimed at her head. “Are you gonna leave now, or do you want me to keep hitting you until you do leave? Because I have no problems beating the crap out of someone like you.”

“You disrespectful brat, what would your mother say if she new you were acting like this?”

“My mother is dead along with my father. Now leave or else I’ll blast a hole in your head.”

“.......Fine.” She said as she vanished into cosmic dust. “But don’t think this is over between us Ruby, once I tell Celestia about this you will regret ever attacking me.”

[Reality]

(Morning)

        My eyes shot open to find myself sleeping on the extra bed in Applebloom’s room. Man it’s been awhile since I slept in a decent bed instead of the bed in the fenrir branch HQ. Upon waking up from my dream with that stupid moon princess I find myself wearing my Desert Tank Top and Desert War Pants. Huh? I guess I was really tired from yesterday cause I don’t remember changing my outfit or anything. But whatever, I just simply shrug and pulled myself up from the bed as I saw Applebloom notice me waking up before she exited the room.

“Oh you’re awake?”

“Yeah…..hey you wouldn’t happen to know of someone named Luna would you?”

“You mean Princess Luna? Everypony knows who she is seeing how she watches over the ponies at night.” Figures much, looks like I can at Luna to the list of ponies that hate me now. “Why you ask? Did you meet her in your dreams?”

“N-no just wondering that’s all. So where are you going?”

“Heading off to Ms.Cheerilee’s class.”

“Wait this place has a school?”

“Well yeah where else do ponies learn stuff besides homeschooling.”

“You make a valid point I guess.”

“You wanna come with me to see what I’m talking about?”

“Might as well seeing how I’m gonna be staying here for a while.” I said as I got of bed and scratched my head. “Okay kid, lead the way.”

“Don’t you wanna freshen up a bit before we go?” She asked as she point at my hair. “Cause you have some really bad bed hair.”

I looked to my left to see a glass of water. I decided to do the lazy man’s way as I poured it on my head, and used my god arc as a blow dryer to dry my hair. And like magic poof hair is fixed like no other. “There now let’s go.”

“.....How did you do that?” She asked looking at my god arc with wonder.

“I’ll explain on the way to school.” I placed my god arc on my back, and begun to walk out the room. “Let’s see what this school of yours is like.”