Of God Eaters and Ponies

(Ponyville)

[Ruby’s P.O.V]

“Welcome to my school Ruby.” Said Applebloom pointing towards the building with the bell. “This is where every young fillies and colts go to for class.”

“I have to admit this place is…..interesting.”

“What? You never been to school before?”

“No I have, but I’ve never seen a school that looks like this before.” Don’t blame me for being a little bit not impressed. I mean I pretty much was schooled by a freaking computer, so you can’t blame me.

“Well now you have.” She said grabbing my arm. “Now come on. I want to show you what my classroom looks like.”

“Okay, okay, no need to rush me or anything.”

        The moment I entered the classroom was the beginning of my personal hell. It’s not that I didn’t mind going to school or anything, but it was the fact that I hated being the center of attention. So far throughout the entire morning I was pretty much being asked question upon question about who I was, where I come from, and how come my arm is made of metal. It’s not that i didn’t mind answering or anything, but I just wanted to hangout with Applebloom seeing how she didn’t seem to find me threatening or scary unlike a certain group of ponies that pretty much either hate me or fear me? Either way the recess bell finally rang, thank god I need a break from all this.

(Recess)

“Well that was an interesting morning.” I leaned against the wall of the school. “Granted it was kinda fun answering some of the questions, despite that kid Rumble asking me to be his marefriend…..I might go on a date with him when he’s a little bit older.” I said reaching into my pocket, pulling out a cigar, light it and started to smoke it.

“Don’t you know smoking is bad for your health?” I turn to my left to see Applebloom and what I could guess are her friends seeing how they were hiding behind her.

“Tell me something I don’t know Applebloom. I take it those are your friends hiding behind you?”

“Yeah these are my best friends. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.” She said pointing to the white unicorn with light purple & light lavender mane; and the orange pegasus with magenta mane.

“So…...is it true?” Asked Sweetie Belle.

“Is what true?”

“You killing a dragon all by yourself.” Answered Scootaloo. “From what we heard from our sisters, they said that you killed a dragon single hoofenly. So is it true or not?” Once again I reached into my other pocket, and pulled out my phone to show them with the pic of the dead dragon I was standing on. This got the two of them looking at me in both shock and amazement.

“So what’s up?”

“Well I just wanted you to see my friends, and was hoping we could hang out with you?”

“Not to sound like a jerk or anything and I don’t mind you three hanging out with me, but why don’t you hang out with the other kids in your class?” Judging by the looks on their faces I pretty much hit a touchy subject. “Let me guess, you three are the odd kids in the classroom.”

“We’re not odd! We just go on crusading to find our cutie mark…...which sometimes get the town almost destroyed…...a lot.” Said Scootaloo who was blushing in embarrassment.

“Oh…...question what the hell’s a cutie mark?” I asked which in turn they looked at me like I just insulted them. “What?”

“You don’t know what a cutie mark is?” Asked Applebloom into which I nodded no. “How can you not know what a cutie mark is? It’s a mark that you get when you finally find your special talent.”

“How can you tell that you get your so called ‘cutie mark’?”

“They appear on your flank.”

 Wait seriously? You mean like butt tattoo that you can get from a tattoo shop? This got to wonder if I had one, so I stretch my pants slightly open to see if I had one. No surprise I did have a cutie mark, but it was the fenrir logo.

“Tch figures I would get a mark like this.”

“What kind of cutie mark is that?” Said Scootaloo getting close up to my flank, ever heard of personal space kid? “It looks like a wolf with huge misshapen fangs.”

“It’s the god eater logo for the fenrir branch I was working in.”

“So you really are a soldier?”

“Been a god eater for ten years Scoots.”

“And you don’t work for anypony else?”

“Well I don’t work for those weak ass royal guards now do I?”

“Would you like to join our club?” Asked Sweetie Belle. “We can’t pay you like how Celestia does with her guards, but we could-.

“Let me stop you there kid. I’ll join your…...what the name of the club anyway?”

“We’re the Cutie Mark Crusaders!” They said in union which caused me to cover my ears. I mean really if they actually screamed at the top of their lungs they could break glass.

“Okay…...anyway I’ll join you club free of charge.”

“You will?”

“Might as well seeing how most of the ponies in this town don’t seem to like me that much.”

“Oh come on not everypony is afraid of you in ponyville.”

“I beg to differ-.” Before I could say anything, I was hit in the face by a water balloon. “What the hell!?” I looked up to see the two bratty little snobby bitches that made that rude little comment about my arm in class a few hours ago. I think their names were Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon from when the teacher was doing roll call.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the blank flanks club." Said Diamond Tiara.

"Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, the bucks your problem? You hit our newest member of the club." Said Scootaloo pointing to me.

"Ew you got that thing of a pony to join your club?”

“I wouldn’t even call it a pony.” Said Silver Spoon pointing at my arm. “I mean what kind of pony would give birth to something with a arm like that? I hate to be the parents of that freak of nature.”

I took a deep breath and gave my phone to Applebloom to hold on to. Thanks to that water balloon that the snobs hit me with, I have to wait for about a few hours for it to dry out. "Could you please hold this Applebloom? I need to have a little talk with two little bitches."

(Third P.O.V.)

"Hey Applebloom, is Ruby okay?" Whispered Scootaloo.

"I don't think so, I think they made her mad?" Whispered Applebloom

"S-should we try and stop her?"

"Best not Sweetie belle, I mean if things get a bit out of hoof then will stop her."

Tiara and Spoon looked at Ruby as she was kneeling down in front of them. "That was a $250 Hi def Iphone." She took another deep breath. "So how can I help you two.....um....who are you anyway?"

"Really? You don't know who I am?"

“Nope.”

"Well if you must know freak, My name is Diamond Tiara the riches, important, and beautiful pony in all of pony-."

"Oh you dirty bitch work the shaft."

"Um...excuse you?"

"Oh I'm sorry about that, I like to dirty talk when somepony's sucking my dick."

"W-What! How Dare you talk to like that, do you know who I am? I'm Diamond Tiara!"

"And I'm Carmen Sandiego, guess where I am?"

"I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you, you freak."

"Oh so am I, and I'm failing, and I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm just a little bit pissed off, Because this lavender hair little shit just pop out of nowhere, fried my $250 hi def Iphone, and try to impress me like I'm her alcoholic father!" With that last comment Diamond Tiara with right in front of Ruby’s face. Ruby notice that Tiara's face red as a tomato and she wanted to piss her off even more. The atmosphere was tense, everyone on edge, wait to see what will happen next. The moment of silence was broken when Ruby spoke.

"Be a good girl and grab daddy another beer."

*SLAP*

A loud slap was heard from when Tiara slapped Ruby in the face. The CMC were in shock after seeing Diamond Tiara do that. Silver spoon was laughing when she saw a red mark on the god eaters  face.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAMILY THAT WAY YOU LOWLY STREET TRASH!" Yelled Diamond Tiara. "I don't know who, what, or where you come from? But when I tell my dad what you said you are gonna re-" Diamond Tiara stopped yell at her she notice a weird yet creepy smile on Ruby’s face, along with her eyes changing from grey to midnight purple & magenta pink..

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon started shaking and backing off in fear from Ruby. "What's the matter? You were talking all that good shit a minute ago, where is it? Huh!? HUH!?” As she walk toward the two ponies Ruby pulled out her god arc from her back.  “I think it’s time to teach you two little brats a lesson about provoking somepony that’s bigger and stronger than you.”

(A few hours of screaming and seeing two ponies running later)

(Ruby’s P.O.V.)

“Well I think that’s it for today’s lesson don’t you think?” I said as I tie a knot on the flag pole. I looked up to see how the two rich brats are doing. “So what did you two learn!”

“GET US DOWN FROM HERE YOU MONSTER!”

“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO US! WE’RE THE MOST RICHEST PONIES IN PONYVILLE!”

I just rolled my eyes at them telling me to let them down. “DON’T **** WITH A GOD EATER!” I turn around to see the cutie mark crusaders with smiles on their faces. I could tell that they were happy that someone did something about these two brats. Though that little victory was cut short when I saw a certain group of ponies and teacher looking at me in disbelief.

“What?”

“What do you mean what? Why the hay are Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon hanging from the flagpole!?” Yelled Applejack.

“Okay before you say anything or try to attack like last time, I would like to say that I didn’t start anything.” Everypony looked at Applejack as she simply nodded yes. Guess that means I’m telling the truth.

“If you are telling the truth, then why are there two fillies hanging from their panties on the flagpole like a flag?” Asked Ms. Cheerilee.

“They hit me with a water balloon, and when I was messing around with them Diamond Tiara slapped me in the face.” I said pointing to the red handprint still on my face. They once again looked at the country bumpkin who once again nodded.

“Even if they did attack you first, they’re just little fillies. How could you do that to them?” Asked Rarity.

“Oh Please! Like those little turd nuggets are innocent little kids.They attack me first so I had every right to defend myself.” Well mostly true. I could of just walk off and be the bigger man or colt or…..whatever the point is being the bigger pony is overrated.

“You could of just walk away from it.” Suggested Applejack, which in turn I gave her the bird.

“Being the bigger mare is overrated.” With that I was about to walk, and head back home. That is until Applejack lassoed a rope onto my arm and started to pull.

“And where do you think you’re going?”

“Back home, where else.”

“You’re not going anywhere until you apologise to Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon for what you did to them.”

“I don’t apologise to bratty children, maybe this will teach them a lesson for thinking they’re better than anyone else.” I pulled on the rope causing Applejack to stagger a bit. “Now I suggest you let me go or else I’ll kick your flank.”.....Wait did I just say flank?

“Applejack maybe you should let her go.” Suggested Applebloom, but Applejack did pay her any mind as she started to pull even harder. This was going to be a one sided argument so I pretty much pulled out my god arc and cut the rope, causing Applejack to fall on her flank. I couldn’t help but laugh at that.

“What’s so funny jerkface?” Asked Rainbow Dash who looked like she was ready to fight me. So like an idiot I decided to say the same thing I said when my foster brother screwed something up.

“Your face that’s what.” Yep that trigger the bullet as she started to charge at me getting ready to punch me in the face. I in turn moved to the left, grabbed her by the tail, and slammed her onto the ground. “Idiot. You may have gotten me last with that move, but I won’t fall for the same move again.” I then proceeded to place my hoof on her back, and grabbed her wings. “You seem to be really attached to your wings I take it? Well then how about we make you into an earth pony for a few months or so.”

“Wait What!?” I started to pull on Rainbow Dashes wings as she started to scream in horror at the fact she thought I was gonna rip her wings off. I wasn’t really gonna rip her wings, just break them so she would be earth bounded for a month or two. Before I heard the CMC asking to stop, well mostly Scootaloo.

“Ruby stop!” Yelled Applebloom.

“Why should I stop? So far in the past 24 hours none of them except for Twilight apologise for attacking me for killing the dragon, not only that but I got two death threat from your sister and your brother. So you tell me why I shouldn’t break this rainbow color jerk’s wings for attack me?” I felt something latch onto my waist. I looked behind me to see Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo hugging me while crying.

“P-Please don’t break Rainbow Dashes wings.” Said Scootaloo.

……...Dammit. If there’s one thing that would get to me is little brothers or sister asking me to stop hurting their older siblings. So as requested I let go of Rainbow Dashes wings, and got off of her. “You’re lucky your sister was here otherwise I would of break your wings.” I said as I started to walk towards Sweet apple acres. To my surprise Applebloom and her friends we’re walking next to me as I was walking away.

“You okay?” Asked Applebloom.

“No…...I’m not okay. You wouldn’t happen to have a place where I can be alone for while would you?”

“We could always take you to our clubhouse.” Sweetie Belle suggested. “Ponies rarely go and bother us besides our sisters.”

“Find then I’ll be sleeping in there for now on.”

“How come?”

“Because after today I’m not in the mood to have another fight with Applejack or Big Mac. And if I do end up in a fight with either of them…….let’s just say they’ll be in the hospital for next few months.”