Warning: This story is a low level memetic hazard. A memetic hazard is transmittable information that causes distress and remains in the mind for an extended period of time, possibly long enough to effect decision making.

I wonder if I'll get good enough to make medium or high level memetic hazards some time.

Twilight Sparkle partook in a few too many drinks before going to bed. In her drug addled sleep, she staged a bizarre heist, accidentally glimpsing some of the greatest secrets of Princess Luna.

Will she be able to handle the information?