In love and war, all is fair

Captain Johnson's officer. Mid Summer.

"Pregnant! How!" shouted Twilight.

"Pierre I thought you of all people would have enough brains to use a condom." said Jay as he shook his head.

In front of him sat Pierre with his head in his hands. "I thought cause we are different species I couldn't knock them up. But yesterday I noticed one of them was well a little plump. And we'll you guess the rest..."

Twilight was growling... actually growling.

Jay just sighs "How many?" he asked.

"Well Cloud kicker is the first to show, but... Well two others are as well. They only know cause I asked them to get tested." said Pierre.

Twilight facepalms. Jay sighs and said "Why am I not surprised. You know what you have to do right?"

"I checked, the doctors never had heard the term abortion and kicked me out when I explained it." said Pierre.

Twilight was now being barely held back by Jay and surprising both of them with her ability to curse.

After she calmed down. Jay spoke. "I meant you should marry them. Equestrian culture has a nice option of a herd. So you should merry them and raise your um.... foals. I guess is the term."

Pierre paled at his words. "Ma...Ma....Marier!" he said falling back in to his French.

Next thing they see is him trying to flee the room. Twilight grabs him in her magic and holds him in the air.

"Non! Laissez-moi partir ! Je ne suis pas prêt à être un mari et un père !" shouted Pierre as he struggled.

Twilight looked at Jay "He has commitment issues?" she asked.

"Half the reason he enlisted was to escape getting married. From what I know he left her standing at the alter." Said Jay with sigh at his subordinates behavior.

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Sugar Cube Corner lunch time.

Fritz was at a table drinking a milk shake with a sad face. Pinkie being Pinkie could not stand to see him so glum. "What's wrong Fritz-y?" she asked.

"Girl trouble... Not with AB and them there great, but Diamond and Sliver won't take the hint that I'm taken. And they have been taking every chance they get to flirt with me. Even after I told them I'm not interested." said Fritz.

"Oh! That's not very good. But you can't blame them. I mean you seen some of the colts in your age in town?" said Pinkie.

"I know. I know. But there both wealthy mares. Right? Why don't they find some Canterlot noble or a actor or something." said Fritz.

"The same reason you don't like them. Their a pair of meanies. Their parties I throw for them are smaller and smaller every year. Even though they plan bigger and bigger each time." said Pinkie.

"Not surprising. I swear those two have been stalking me. They always find me when I'm not with my mares." He finished his milkshake and got up. "Thanks for listening Pinkie."

Fritz walked out to the street. Ponyville was a nice town, Fritz liked the quite little town. Canterlot was nice place to visit when he went there. But he wouldn't want to live there. "When I merry them I wonder where the girls would want to live... we can't just mooch of their families, or expect them to live in the barracks either. I wonder how much the houses cost." Fritz was distracted by his thoughts so he didn't notice the mares trying to talk to him until one shouted.

"Hey are you even lessening!" shouted Diamond Tiara.

Fritz blinked and looked at the two mares that been trying to get his attention. "Oh it's just you two. Get lost will you go bug Snips and Snails or maybe Rumble or Featherweight." said Fritz as he turned to walk away from them.

Diamond was growling, "What is wrong with you we are the hottest and richest mares in town. I won 6 beauty pageants! We deserve the hottest stud in town and that's you. Why are you wasting your time pretending to be interested in those blank flank losers?"

Fritz stopped and looked at them. "Your a shallow, self centered, spoiled brats. You know that? I am not pretending I really do love them. They're my herd and you two are the ugliest ponies I ever met." He turned away and started walking then he felt a sharp pain on the back of his head and blacked out.

"Nopony calls me ugly." said Diamond in dark tone.

As Silver smiled and said "Looks like we had to get pre-harmony on this stud."

The two mares carried him off.

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Castle hall. thirty minutes later.

Dinky Do and Berry Pinch came running in shouting. "Spike! Spike!"

Spike sighed at his mare friends... "What is it this time? You two find a new candy you want to buy?"

Dinky Do shook her head no "It's Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, they attack that human Fritz after he turn them down again."

Berry Pinch then added. "Yeah when he turned to walk away Diamond hit him over his head then they carried him off."

Spike's eye's widen. "Oh that's bad if the CMC hear about this they will tear the town apart looking for him!"

"Hear about what Spike?" said Babs. Spike looked at the door to the harmony chamber to see the CMC, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack.

"Um... Well you see..." Spike stuttered nervously.

Dinky then said it "Diamond and Sliver knocked Fritz out and carried him off!"

"What!" the three older mares shouted. But the CMC had taken off like a shot.

"Rainbow chase after them Rarity get Twilight I'll find one of the Guards." said AJ.

Then came a loud thumping. As Rainbow starred out the door. "I don't think following them will be hard. They just took Fritz's Zaku!" she shouted.

Everyone ran to the door and saw purple Zaku with red shield and shoulder spikes marching down the street.

"Ok change of plan's Rainbow find Captain Johnson! Rarity and 'Ah will get Twilight!" Shouted AJ a new panic in her mind.

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Captain Johnson's office.

"What happened!" Jay shouted at Rainbow Dash

"Diamond Tiara and Sliver Spoon Foalnapped Fritz, and the CMC took his Zaku to rescue him!" shouted Rainbow again.

"Oh fuck me sideways. They have a fully loaded war machine and there boyfriend is kidnapped by there life long bullies. Well Shit!" Jay pulled out a his phone and activated a military app. Sending a alarm to every one in the unit.

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Diamond's bead room

"What's that beeping?" Asked Diamond as she and Silver tied Fritz to the bed, after striping him of his uniform.

"I think his phone." said Silver.

Fritz mumbled starting to wake. "Red alert... have to... get to my suit." he opened his eyes. "Oh for fuck's sake. At least I know why. There is a red alert..."

"Don't worry they won't bother us here." said Diamond.

Silver out of curiosity pulled his phone out and looked at the message. Her face took on a look of horror. "You've got to be kidding me!"

"What?" Asked Diamond Tiara.

She held the phone so Fritz could see. "Dose this mean what I think it dose?"

Diamond raised a eyebrow as Fritz grinned.

Alert code PCF, code CMCms6k

was rolling across the screen.

Fritz smiled "The first means I'm captured, the second means the Cutie Mark Crusaders have my Zaku."

Diamond and Sliver looked at each other. "Buck!"

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Suit cockpit Zaku cannon.

"Buck... the Captain is calling on the radio? What should I do?" asked Scootaloo.

"Patch him thorough, not like we can out run him. His suit flies after all. It be like trying to outrun Rainbow Dash." said Sweetie Belle.

"Right..." Scoots flipped a switch instantly the Captain's face popped up on the screen.

"What in the hell are you four thinking! Of all the crazy... You realize you can go to jail now right?" shouted the Captain.

"We just want our Fritz back." said Apple Bloom.

"And he's one of my men. We will get him back. Now stand down." said the Captain.

"Do you even know where they would take him?"Asked Scoots

"And you do?"Asked the Captain.

Babs grinned. "Yeah Diamond and I where friends at first. Only a week or so. But I learned all her habits. Like how we would all ways played at her house cause Silver's Mom actually tries to be good parent unlike Diamond's Mom and Dad, who are never home, always working. That's why we always played at her home. Cause only ones there are her servant who have to do what she says." she answers.

"Yeah and right now those two rats probably have him tied up in her bed." said Apple Bloom.

The captain looked at them. "Your sure about this?" asked Jay.

The girls nodded.

"Ok I'll send May over to her place but you girls stay back." said the captain.

After twenty minutes the Zaku, Gouf, and Effret had reached Diamond's house.

May exited her suit and knocked on the door. An older stallion answered the door. "How may I help you?"

May cleared her throat. "I'm a member of the harmony guard. I am looking for Diamond Tiara, and Sliver Spoon. They are wanted for questioning on charges of assault and kidnapping of military personnel. Please step aside so I may search the premises."

"I will not this is a private residence out side of Ponyville limits." he said.

May frowned. "I'm a member of Princess Twilight Sparkles personal guard that mean I have national jurisdiction. The same as the royal and night guards have."

Meanwhile the CMC where scanning the building with thermal looking for Fritz.

They spot three heat sources through a large bay window. "We found them third floor south east side of the building called." out Sweetie Belle, I've the suits load speakers.

Jay moved his suit to see. "Confirmed two ponies one human. You four stay in that Zaku." He said before he exited his suit. Jay ran to the door and decked the butler. "You hindering guards on duty! Out the fucking way!" He shouted as he did so.

He and May ran up to the room tried to open it but found it locked. "Harmony Guard! Open the door in the name of the crown!" He shouted.

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Inside the room.

The door shook as it was beat on a dresser and cabinet in front of it."Harmony Guard! Open the door in the name of the crown!" shouted a male's voice.

"How dare they try to interrupt us with our stud!" shouted Diamond

"Interrupt what? It's been a hour and he's still not hard even after two double breast massages and five tries at a blow job! At this point I think we need a Necromancer to get his cock to rise!" Said Silver Spoon with more then a little frustration in her tone.

Fritz was half amused, as well as counting his lucky stars he had seen so much death in the war. Nothing killed his joy faster then remembering his week on recover teams waiting for reassignment to a new unit.

"Why that worthless butler even let them in?" Diamond asked before shouting "We're rich! We don't have to do what the guards say!"

Several shots rang out and the sound of wood splintering. Then more thumps on the door. "Fucking shit! They barricade them selves in Captain!" Shouted a female voice.

"Captain! May! They're trying to rape me! Help!" Shouted Fritz getting a punch in face for it.

"Shut up and get hard already!" shouted Silver.

The Captain shouted again. "Last warning! Open the door or our friends out side will come through your wall!"

"Go screw that cheap whore with you, where busy!" shouted Diamond.

The banging on the door stepped and then a blade came through the wall next to it. "Wait till I get my hands on you brats!" Screamed May

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Inside the Zaku.

"A'h wish A'h could hear what's going on." said Apple Bloom.

The radio crackles on. "Zaku cannon, you are clear for entry. Just don't kill them before May can." In the background they hear May shouting and swearing.

"Wonder what made her mad?" asked Sweetie.

Scootaloo smiled as she pulled the suits fist back to punch the wall. "It's Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon! What you expect?"

"Good point." said Babs

"Eeyup" said Bloom

"Yeah your right. Try and wreck her closet." said Sweetie Belle.

"Knock! Knock!" said Scootaloo as she struck.

The arm exstended out ripping through the wall the closet and the hall way wall five feet to the right of May and Jay.

"My pageant clothes where in there!" shrieks Diamond Tiara.

The crusaders having herd that on the external microphones smirked. Before Scoots twisted the arm and pulled it out. Saying "Oppsies." In fake embarrassment.

The Zakus hand opened flat before the hatch opened and the crusaders charged out as May and Jay ran in as well. The Apple mares Babs and Bloom got there to the bullies first and let them have it with mirrored punches in the muzzle casing both Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon the bump their heads together and pass out.

"Nice left cus." said Babs

"Thanks I take karate, your right hook was good your self Babs" said Applebloom.

Sweetie Belle squeaked when she saw Fritz and turned away blushing, as Scootaloo stairs out the hatch wings at full spread.

The captain took charge. "You three back in the Zaku! May drag those two out and tie them up and take them in! I'll get Fritz untied and dressed."

"Yes Captain!" they said before obeying.

"Captain, sorry to cause trouble for you and the others. I never thought the would turn violent." said Fritz as he rubbed his wrist.

"That's ok, you couldn't have known. Now get dressed its only sixty degrees today." said Jay

"Yes sir." He said before collecting his cloths and getting dressed.

"Did I hear her right earlier? You stayed limp for a hour with them rubbing and sucking you dick? How you mange that?" asked Jay

Fritz smiled "I closed my eyes and remembered the two weeks I served in recovery."

"Wow... You must have a strong will." said Jay

"It kept me from focusing on them and instead focused on not throwing up. But I was aware of what they where doing. I need a cold shower." said Fritz

"Or some time with you fiancees." Joked Jay, as he pointed to open Zaku hatch with four heads peaking out.

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Latter in the court of harmony.

"I demand the release of my daughter and her friend! They where illegally arrested, assaulted and are being unlawfully detained on false charges!" shouted Filthy Rich

"Denied." said Twilight with a frown. This made Filthy Rich blink. He was not used to the word no. "We have several credible witnesses willing to testify, the complaining victim and the thermal footage from the Zaku's infrared camera of part of the attempted rape." she continued.

"Ok. ok . I get it but they where in my home which is on my land which is outside the town border and there for out of local jurisdiction." replied Mr. Rich

Twilight stamped her hoof on the floor and glared at Mr. Rich "Mr Rich. I will remind you that as a citizen of Ponyville it doesn't matter where your house is located. You are still subject to all of Ponyville's laws and your money doesn't get you way from their jurisdiction. Or mine for that matter, am I clear?" Twilight spoke with clear authority. She took a deep breath and calmed down before continuing "And the laws they broke were against a member of my guard. Thus making the crime nation level not local. They are luck I'm not adding treason and espionage charges that some of the Guards suggested cause the stallion they kidnapped is the one doing the designs of Equestria's new weapons."

"Treason?"asked Mr. Rich.

"Fritz my be lower ranked but he is the only engineer in Equestria that understands the Mobile Suits. That said his kidnapping could be seen as a attempt at espionage. If not that I and my friends have full authority of the Mobile Suit development and regulations. She would be in Canterlot facing the nobles pressing to have her banished or imprisoned. I think what is best for them would be to learn humility. That said I would like to sentence them to guard service." said Twilight

"What! Guard service?" asked Filth Rich.

"Yes to teach them trust responsibility and to be upstanding and good ponies. The cutie mark crusaders, will be getting the same thing for the stealing the Zaku Cannon. The guard basic training and two years service should help them grow up and set them on the right path in life." said Twilight

Filthy Rich looked at the other ponies recognizing them from in town. He looked at Applejack and spoke.

"Miss Applejack. Your family and mine have been in business together for generations. I'm sure we can work something out that doesn't involve such harsh punishment of these young and spirited girls. They don't need such hard punishments right?"

"Nope. They need to have more discipline. A'h thought me and ma' brother could give Apple Bloom and Babs that. But they stole a war machine that on its own could level the town. And you daughter and her friend have a long history of bullying and harassin my sister and her friends. I think this will help all of them grow." Said Applejack a hint of regret.

Fluttershy spoke up. "All Cloudsdale, foals get basic guard training. It helps us learn to work as a team. Even if it was scary..." she hid behind her mane.

"Yeah I was going to wait till Scootaloo got her cutie mark before talking with her pertains about enrolling her in it. Now she is going in regardless. But it will help her in the long run who know she might get a cutie Mark in there." said Rainbow Dash.

Filthy Rich looked at the mares all nodded in agreement. He lost and there was no way to bribe these ponies, maybe the instructors. "Who will be their instructors?" he asked.

Twilight smiled and said. "Why the princesses will. Knowing how important these six ponies friends and family are here and in Manhattan, I felt that it will best serve there education, if the my former teacher Princess Celestia and her sister Princess Luna. And our own captain Johnson will handle there the modern portions of there training. Given he is the highest rankings officer with experience and understanding of the modern technology. Then two years of service here in Ponyville. Rest assured this is only to help them become better ponies."

"I see, well I guess it's for the best then." said Filthy finally admitting defeat.

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Friendship express in route to Canterlot.

"When my Daddy hears about this you all will be sued!" shouted Diamond Tiara.

Pierre and May roll their eyes. Pierre then said "Will you shut the fucking hell up. I swear I'm French and I want to smack you. How did Fritz refrain from doing so?"

May chuckled. "Easily, he just waited for his herd to do it. Speaking of herds I heard you will be getting married before Fritz will."

Pierre groaned. "The unit knows? Great... So you want the chicken or the sea bass?" he asked sarcastically.

"Stop ignoring me!" shouted Diamond Tiara

The both across the aisle Sat the CMC in cuffs like Diamond and Silver across the way setting in front of their guards. But unlike the whining Diamond and the sulking Silver, the crusaders where looking on the bright side.

"Think of all the new ways to get cutie marks we get to try." said Sweetie Belle.

"Me and Babs will be the first in our family to be in the guard. This is will be the start a new chapter in our family history." Said Applebloom

"You're forgetting that we are also the first in our family to be arrested cus." said Babs making Blooms ears lay back.

"Rainbow was going to ask my parents to send me to guard training anyway after I get my cutie mark. It's Pegasus tradition, and mandatory in Cloudsdale. Even Fluttershy completed it which puts her in a new light. I mean, she's so quiet it kind of scary to know she could kick my flank if she wanted to. " said Scoots getting a nod from her friends.

"So what if we are technically being punished. We get to take lessons from Princess Celestia and Luna. You realize how lucky we are." said Sweetie Belle.

May shook her head. "I swear those four are going to be a force of nature when they are done. Always planing, and looking at the up side. Even now they are looking at this as a opportunity."

"You two could learn from them. Princess Twilight is doing this as opportunity for all of you to grow as persons. Rather then sending you to jail." Said Pierre looking at Diamond and Silver.

Silver looked up. "What do you mean we just tried to claim the stallion that should be ours?"

May shook her head. "You don't get it. Fritz is not just some solder, he is the lead engineering technician, and head consultant for the mobile suit project. You basically risked treason charges just cause you two can't except no as a answer. Congratulations one choice could and should have ruined your life. If not for her highness you would be on your way to the border." said May.

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Canterlot palace.

Captain Johnson sat on the steps of the raised platform of the thrones, in his armor painted black and red like his Mobile Suit. The armor had Twilight's mark on one shoulder and a red moon with bloody claw marks on the other. He had to wait as Luna Celestia handled the court, before the new charges get there. Jay would have rather just give the kids a spanking and a night in jail. But he understood it was done differently here. He was amused at the absurd complaints nobles had for the princesses.

The current noble was speaking on behalf of a group from the house of nobles "You highness we in the house have one last item. We are concerned that those put in charge of the Zeon Corporation are not giving it the proper oversight it's needed. And for the sake of Equestria's safety..."

"Oh for fuck's sake!" shouted Jay cutting him off. "You lot are just but hurt about the fact we ain't using magic and the company is not making any of your wallets fatter. Believe me if I had any say in how this nation is run I'd make military serves mandatory of all nobles and tax there income by fifty percent. Cause I sat here for about two hours and have seen you nobles do nothing but bitch, about problems that don't even amount to a pile of shit." he looked at Celestia and Luna.

"Pardon my language, but I was born a farmer and made a solder by humans that act like these nobles. And I would rather be skinned alive then sit here and listen to more of this crap." he huffed then fell backwards. "Wake me when the class gets here." After half a minute he was snoring peacefully.

Luna's horn glows. "He is actually a sleep? In full plate?" she said in confusion.

Celestia giggled, and spoke. "I like the idea of raising the tax of the nobles. Tell the court that from now on any bills that give them any gain in profits must include a set use of the bits to help the lower classes or a raise in their taxes. And the Zeon corporation is in the hands of the most trustworthy ponies. That put the needs of Equestria above there own, and have risked there lives before for us all. I have complete confidence in them." She smiled at the captain snoring by her and her sisters hooves as a sick looking noble ran from the room.

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Carousel Boutique

"Oh Fritz, I'm so worried abut Sweetie Belle going thorough that whole guard training thing." said Rarity with a small sniffle.

Fritz was asked by Rarity to join her Dash and AJ for some tea. It is soon turned to them worrying about there sisters and cousin. Fritz sighed, and spoke. "First there are not getting thrown in with the rest of meat for the grinder...." He face palmed at the horror on there faces. "Sorry bad choice of words. What I mean is they are not getting the regular training, but are being specially trained by the Captain and the princesses. Not the drill sergeants of the regular guard given they are younger then regular trainees." This made them sigh in relief.

"Well as long as it that way they will be fine. I remember my drill sergeant at flight camp was a terror." said Rainbow.

"And ain't it your captain That will train them to be soldiers?" asked AJ

"Yes.... him and Luna. The Captain will handle basic PT and weapons training. Luna will teach them hand to hand and magic and flight skills, while Celestia handles there basic education. They gave them the easy job. Well as far as the Crusaders go. Stars protect any one that faces them in mobile suits. But that said I have to teach Flash to be a pilot the first trainer suit is ready and I have to teach him who to be a real soldier."

The mares laughed at that.

"Make Flash a real soldier?!" laughed Rainbow Dash.

"A'hm sorry for you Fritz that's worse job to date. Did you piss in the captain's coffee this morning or some thing." Laughed AJ

"Oh stop it, Flash is trying his best darlings. You can't blame him for being... Oh I'm sorry I can't say it with a strait face either." said Rarity holding out the longest.

Author's Note

Pierre speech in French translated.

Marier=Marry short for marriage

Non! Laissez-moi partir ! Je ne suis pas prêt à être un mari et un père !=I Will Not! Let me go ! I'm not ready to be a husband and a father !