Swearnet Officials,

These are portions of the raw, unaltered transcripts from the various notepads (and other implements) recovered from Camera Crew Two, strung together to resemble a story, as acquired from them after they returned from their month long disappearance, along with Julian, Ricky and Bubbles. It is to be noted that both the crew, and the 'Trailer Park Boys' believe that the contents of these transcripts were written while under the influence of extremely powerful hallucinogens.

They have requested that these transcripts not be shared with anyone who they have not expressly permitted, however we advise cautious usage of this material as you see fit. These transcripts contain enough material to make a written spin-off of your documentary, and our analysts are confident it would draw a large profit.

Be warned, however, that the majority of described hallucinations bare a striking resemblance to Hasbro's cartoon series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." Even going so far as described individuals sharing names, mannerisms, and appearances with the television show's counterparts. The legal team of Hasbro is known to be extremely cautious in partnerships, and the dealings with fan works, or 'parodies.' We advise that you alter the contents of any derivative works to fit transformative parody laws more appropriately, and to do whatever necessary to keep Hasbro calm.

Mature for extreme language, awesome fucking tits, drugs, alcohol, sexual innuendo, more blatant sexual terms, and other such things.