A squirrel, well aware he's in a game, loses a completed save file and passes out. When he comes to, he finds six creatures that literally don't belong in this game world. Commence with the adult-themed joking, money-grabbing, swear-riddled story of a lifetime, because in Ponies; Live and Reloaded, nothing is sacred!

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Conker's Bad Fur Day/Live and Reloaded crossover, with dark, mature, and comedic elements playing out heavily in later chapters. We're all going to die. Props for Solar Flare and BlasterKyubey in Skype for the idea!