Magic and Humanity : One Big Step

[January 3rd, 2014 12:35 PM, Ponyville Hospital, Ponyville, Equestria]

It's been 2 days, since i ever so then ended up in this world, it feels like i was here for 5 minutes, but the nurse told me that i went asleep for a while due to my schedule being off. I feel more rested, relaxed and happier than ever. I was able to walk around and examine the room while the others were not there, there was a lot of stuff, thermometer, scalpel, syringe, IV kits, pain killers, and more. I started feeling empty at the stomach, a meaning to me that i was hungry. I then heard a tray rumbling through the halls, wheels clinging and bumping and clicking noises, the sound of food trays.

"Just in time..." I thought to myself. I watched as the nurse walked into my room, bringing a tray of food, I grabbed the tray and examined it. It was 2 burger buns with wet, greasy hay in the middle of the 2 buns. it looked like a burger or a sandwich of some sort. i examined it once again, then asked the nurse to re-assure her.

"Uh, miss? I seem to have a- *AHEM* slight problem with my food.." I'd tell the nurse, she'd look at me, and observe the tray, seeming by her face, she sees it as a normal dish, but to me, its not sanitary.

"It looks like a normal 'HayBurger'." She'd imply to me, I looked at the "Hayburger" as the nurse left and started delivering trays to other patients in the hospital. I bet Twilight would like to have my HayBurger instead.

Speak of the devil, and she shall appear. Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash walked in. They looked at my meal, and looked back at me. I feel weird for the fact that I am a human and I may possibly may have to eat hay for my entire life, if theres even a alternative food, i would go for the alternative than this piece of Sh-t.

"So" Twilight started "Have you even eaten a Hay burger?" She'd question me. I shook my head, making a signal of 'No'. She looked at me excited, she really wants me to eat a piece of greasy hay between 2 burger buns? That's like the alternative to saying that you should eat a dog. i looked at the hayburger, i then just curled in my tongue and repressed the flavor. i took a big bite of it, then the flavor kicked in.

"It tastes like bread." I thought to myself. This was the most bland and weirdest burger I've ever eaten in my life, literally. I wonder why the hay is even there, it would still taste like bread i bet.

"It's... Good?" I'd lie to Twilight and the others, they were excited and happy from the point that i just ate a 'HayBurger'.  We discussed things for hours, explaining how my life went, how the world worked on 'Human planet' as they call it, what was the currency, and other stuff.

[January 4th, 2014, 7:00 pm, Ponyville Hospital, Ponyville, Equestria]

I took a breath as i watched the boring shows that were on the television, shows that just ripped off shows back in my state, Doctor whooves, The Clopsons, Family Colt, and 'Guess that Mare'. I'd hear Twilight talk through the door in a muffled voice. She was apparently talking to the others, saying something i couldnt understand fully.

"Mmm-Mm-Mmmm-Mmmm." I heard from the door. It seems that i wasnt able to find the right spot to even listen. I went back into the hospital bed, covering myself with the blankets. The dressing i wore seemed to be very tight on me, and 2 of them are on me. Maybe its because of the ponies being so small, They're only as high as my waist, which seems very small, but not as small as a ant or something.

I'd curl up under the freshly washed blanket, the scent of the detergent was a lavender smell, I'd sigh in relief. as my vision dazed out, I started falling asleep to the thoughts of random things I could ever so think of. I was wondering about this, If I were to leave this world and go back home, wont my rent be due? Will my home get owned by another idiot? So many questions, yet not a lot of answers for us all.

I wondered to myself, will I ever fit into this society? Will there always be freaks and friends? Will there even be a GOOD ending? I will never understand what may happen, but as long as I try, Maybe I will fit into this world. Its a fresh piece of paper, a new start, a fresh beginning! What could go wrong with that? I can be a bad guy, get caught, get ditched by the others and left to rot in the 'Dungeon' if this world is so medieval like, I could just sacrifice myself to kill a foe, many things.

[January 6th, 2014, 3:00 am, Ponyville Hospital, Ponyville, Equestria]

Knock Knock

"Go away, I'm trying to get 7 hours." I'd say at the anonymous figure behind the door. I'd hear nothing from that moment on, I'd pass out again.

KNOCK KNOCK

I'd rush to the door in my gown, open the door and looking down, abruptly saying

"What do you-" I'd say as soon as I then saw another pony, someon- I mean, somePONY, I have never seen in my life. Her mane was twirled in a swirly phase, from top to bottom in a dark magneta. I looked at her still, her eyes are a deep sea blue, with a hint of light blue in the corner pupil. She was wearing a scarf, a pink one to be exact. The scarf was a cotton candy pink with nice darker indents on certain fabric aligns on it, the feeling of cashmere as well. I'd stare at her, eye to eye, she'd then propose her first sentence in a 'Harsh-Winny' tone, but more higher pitched.

"Are you going to stare at me all day? or are you going to introduce yourself, 'Beast'...." She'd say.

And of-course we have a snotty bitch, she probally snorts cash off of her fathers bank account more than she can ever spend. I'd think to myself. I can be honest, she was quite a snotty person, even her 'Butt Picture' explains it, DIAMONDS!

"Little snot mouthed bitch." I'd whisper to myself. She smacked me right in the hip, I took that as a sexual insult, standing back and  saying "What the fuck is your problem? Trying to spank my ass?" I'd anger at her.

"No, I just cant reach your head, humans like you are so touchy. You even hide your self in cloth and leather, its so childish!" She'd say in a higher pitched tone. If she were to scream or whine at me, i would literally love to have the privilege to kill her.

"Because, we find it very inhumane to not wear clothes, its in our nature sweetie, read the books!" I'd say back to her, she then stared at me, I  stared back at her, we had a stare off angrily and stupidly ignorant. Twilight walked in between both of us, interrupting our 'Session'.

"Can't you guys just get along for a second?" She'd say to us both, I could tell from twilight that she really just wanted us to get along, we just met as in addition. It's almost like the same as meeting a foe and then getting along, just way worse. "I came here to introduce you to Rarity, and to tell you that your getting out of the hospital." She'd say.

"Now i can finally get out of this place." I'd think to myself. I was happy that i was able to get out of a hospital, even though for the fact that i have never been at a hospital in a long time, ever since i sliced my finger deeply from a 9 inch kitchen knife, I had to go to the ER.

At a sudden moment, a ruptured pain appeared to sear in my lower stomach area on the left. My stitches were getting loose, letting my flesh just bleed out. seeing blood leaking through my gown, I was scared, and freaking out as well, The ponies were scared from the sudden rupture, and pressed a button on the wall, making a soft ding sound through the room and the intercom speaking "Code Blue at room 293." The intercom would say.

I would see blood seeping down my leg, crimson colored, as I saw nurses run in, they grabbed me and put me on a stretch table, strapping me down and leading me down the hallway. I saw more blood peer out of my body as I was blurring out. I just lost consciousness.

[January 6th, 2014, 9:00 am, Ponyville Hospital, Ponyville, Equestria]

They'd finish stitching up the wound as I'd feel the needle's pressure go through my flesh even though I was on heavy painkillers. I'd look at the doctor and he'd give me a diagnosis on what happened at that moment to assure I wasn't thinking this as a major rip or something.

“It wasn't anything heavy, your stitches we put on you were loose.” He'd say. Why did a pony hitting me in the face require stitching?

“Why do I 'EXACTLY' need stitching for?” I'd ask. The doctor would look at the others and look back at me, informing me.

“When you were on your way to here, we accidentally left the cart open, and you simply just slid out. You got spliced very badly by some Timber wolf remains.” He'd inform me in a stable manner. It explains why I have such a huge cut on my kidney area.

I'd lay in bed, resting my head onto the elevated pillows, the nurse yet again would arrive back in and would greet me, with a bag that says 'Evidence'. I'd search the bag, finding my jeans, my sweatshirt, my shoes, and  my I-pod with headphones.

I'd thank the nurse as she left, I'd wait till they were all gone, then I tried getting out of bed. The pain I received from sitting was unbearable, sharp stings of pain come from my wound as it was still stitched. I would fully stand up, I would reach over to my pants and grab them, sliding both of my legs in and buttoning them as well zipping them closed. I'd remove the lower gown to reveal the jeans since I didn't need them anymore. I'd then grab my gray cheap fabric sweatshirt and slide my head through it, as well as my arms through the arm sockets. I'd slide the sweatshirt down to cover my stomach and prepared myself. I'd slide my feet into the shoes, I never really liked these shoes, mainly for the fact that they're so cheap that I sweat a lot in them like a sauna. I'd tie up the laces and lowered the jeans cuffs over the shoes to cover them more. I was never a sock guy, I never wore socks at all because I would have to buy a ton. And sometimes my neighbor would steal them so he could hide weed in them all the time when he was in the airport.

I'd walk out of the room, seeing everypony, some in wheelchairs, some in casts and bandages, and some with crutches. Everyone would stop their activities and hear the clicking of my shoes from when I walked out, they'd all glance at me, giving me a deadly stare. Only if twilight was here to introduce me to all these people...

“Hi there? I'm new here.” Is all the words I knew what to say to everyone, they'd still look at me, some of them went into their room as fast as they can, locking the doors and hiding. I felt ashamed that I have to be the only guy here that's different than everyone in this entire place. It annoys me, its like being the only rotten fruit in the harvest, you get thrown out like the rest, oh wait, there is no rest.

I'd walk over to the reception desk, seeing the office lady yet being scared to see me, she'd cry and scream in agonizing tones as she was thinking she was gonna get her head bitten off or something.

“Please don't kill me, I got 2 foals!” She'd cry at me, I'd do nothing and she'd still cry in agony as usual.

“I'm not here to hurt you, I just wanna check out.” I'd say to her, by this, she peeked above and saw me, she'd then start to get used to my appearance, grabbing a folder that said my name labeled 'Zackary ???' due to the unfortunate fact that they also don't know my last name.

I'd then sign the document, it stating that once I am released, they are not liable to any injuries once upon release, and all medical agreements. She'd hand me a card, informing me to go to the front desk on the 1st floor and to show it to them so they can let me go. I'd nod my head and walk to the elevator. I'd push the button and look at the elevator, the elevator was unbelievably small, I had to crouch and go in so I could fit. I pressed the G button inside and the doors closed, I'd check the time in the elevators screen, it stated that it was 9:52 AM, gladly enough that I got to at least make it before a hour passed.

I'd then walk to the front desk, yet again dealing with the same 'don't eat my head' statement, and had to get my card scanned. I then walked out of the hospital, seeing a carriage with what seems to be a armored unicorn, holding the sign stating 'Zackary'. I'd walk up to the armored unicorn and he'd open the carriage.

“Whats this for?” I'd question him. He'd say nothing at all, just stood there and kept the door open, I myself just accepted the ride and stepped in the carriage, sitting on the rose red fabric seat, getting comfortable for the 'trip'. I'd see him close the door, and hearing trotting sounds, this made me feel like I was in the 1700's, where you had to ride by carriage and you had to sit in a nice lovely seat, acting like a snotty noble, just without the tea and crumpets. I'd question to myself, where am I going exactly? Something just feels icky by the notice of what's going on, must be some noble that wants me at their house or something.

Well, I just hope this goes well so I can at least find a way home someday, I really hope I get to keep my home or something like that.