My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Chapter 4: Princess Twilight
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"THREETWOONEGO!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted. She zoomed away from the other ponies as fast as she could.
"NO FAIR!!!!"Shouted the god. But quickly caught up with the cyan coloured pegasus.
"I MAY BE FROM ASGUARD BUT I HAVE FLOWN HERE BEFORE."He shouted to the mare
"WELL YOU'RE REALLY SLOW, FOR A GOD!!!! AM I GOING TO FAST FOR YOU?" She replied.
"HA HA HARDLY LADY RAINBOW DASH!!!" And sped up. Rainbow was taken aback by his actions but sped up, so that she was ahead of him.
"YOU ARE STILL QUITE SLOW FOR A PEGASUS!!!"He shouted and sped up. Except this only pushed Rainbow Dash to go faster.
"NOPONY IS FASTER THAN RAINBOW DASH!!" She boasted. Thor went faster and faster, just like Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was going so fast now that the skin on her face went backwards slightly. The wind crashing into her eyes making them water. Thor noticed how fast she was going and tried to warn her but she wouldn't listen.
"NO. PONY. IS. FASTER. THAN. RAINBOW. DAAAAAASH!!!!!" And with that she went even faster, her mane now changing into a flowing river of rainbow colours. She was going so fast that she didn't notice she was almost at Twilight's castle, but at the last minute she swerved away from it and went straight up into the sky. The sudden turn made a big circle of rainbow colours, stretching out further and further until it couldn't be seen anymore. When she saw what happened she came to an abrupt stop and started to fly downwards towards her friends.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!"Asked Steve, nearly losing it.
"That, my friend, was a Sonic Rainboom!" She boasted, breathing on her hoof and rubbing it on her chest.
"I told you I was the fastest pony in all of Equestria!" She huffed at Thor, who was standing clapping his hooves.
"Well done Lady Rainbow Dash! Your performance was quite adequate!"He complimented her.
"Now may we see Twilight and Cadence?"
"We know how you know Twilight but, how do you know Princess Cadence?"Rarity asked out of interest.
"Well when I was young my Father took me to see Princess Celestia, saying that I and my brother should get to know the ponies more. When we came here I was greeted by Twilight and her babysitter Lady Cadence. We became very good friends, then I and my brother left to go back to Asguard. But we sometimes came back here to be babysat by Lady Cadence, we always got to see Twilight." He answered truthfully.
"So let's go and see Twi for, like, the first time in forever (Frozen puns!)." Pinkie shouted excitedly.
"WOO HOO!!!!" Screamed Thor, completely excited now.
"Okay Thor 1) never say 'Woo Hoo' again and 2) How do you know Twilight will even remember you?" Bruce asked
"Your answers are 1) Ok and 2) I know that Twilight and Cadence shall remember me, we are best friends!" He answered. As they entered a big hall they heard a chat going on between the two princesses.
"PRINCESS TWILIGHT! PRINCESS CADENCE!"Thor shouted to his old friends. The two alicorns turned around and were shocked to see the god standing there.
"THOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed at the same time rushing over to him.
"Sunshine,Sunshine Ladybirds Awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!" The alicorns all did the actions and sang along with each other, giggling hysterically afterwards.
"HAHA! I'm freaking dying!" Tony shouted getting everyone's attention."JARVIS DID YOU VIDEO THAT?"
"Yes, sir. But it doesn't seem very nice."
"HAHA, I'm dying, I'm dying! Haha!" He just carried on laughing, clutching his stomach.
"Oh no! Please don't die!" Pinkie said only making Stark laugh harder, as he collapsed on the ground laughing hysterically.
"Oh shut it Stark! Can't you see that their happy?" Nat questioned the genius.
"I see it but it's a hilarious sight! Have you ever seen Thor like this before?"
"Well, I guess he is still quite a handsome stallion..."Rarity trailed off, trying to make it seem that Thor was still a good stallion.
"Is Thor losing his manliness?"Clint questioned the fashionista.
"Nevertheless Thor is still a prince (and not such a prince as Prince Blueblood!) I mean I'm a lady! He should have treated me like one! He was so rude! Completely un-gentleman like, I mean he expected ME to do everything for him! And when the cake came flying through the sky, huh! He pushed me in-front of him to shield him from the icing. It completely ruined my dress! He was SO rude..."She rambled on about Prince Blueblood, from the Grand Galloping Gala.
"Uh, okaaaaaay. Moving on, Thor I'm glad that you have had your little reunion but what about Loki?" Captain America questioned the god.
"Oh, I almost forgot to ask! How is Loki? We haven't seen him in aaaaaaages!"
"Oh you know, trying to take over the planet. The usual." Tony replied nonchalantly.
"TAKING OVER THE WORLD?! That sounds like fun!" Pinkie gasped as the others looked at her as if she were crazy.
"Why yes! I almost forgot about my brother! We might even need some assistance getting back though..."
"Of course we'll help you get back to Asguard!"
"We need to get back to Earth actually Princess Twilight,"
"What's Earth?" Questioned AJ.
"They mean Midguard." The god replied to the earth pony.
"Ohhhhh, that makes more sense. Well if we go and visit Princess Celestia then she can open the portal to Asguard and then you can use the Bifrost to get to Midguard!" Princess Cadence informed the Avengers.
"Okey- Dokey-Lokey!"
"Why did you say Loki, Candyfloss mane?" Said Tony.
"Her NAME is Pinkie Pie," Threatened Rainbow Dash.
"But having a CANDYFLOSS MANE! That sound super DUPER delicious!" Shouted Pinkie jumping into the air.
"Okay, but you better watch your back, Stark! You mess with one of us, you mess with all six of us." Rainbow threatened, narrowing her eyes.
"She's right, Metal Man, never underestimate the Elements of Harmony!" Countered AJ.
"Oo, can we help defeat 'Loki'?" Pinkie asked.
"Really? A pink talking pony wants to help defeat a god and his army? Ha!" Steve said. "Now I've seen it all!" He said as he fainted.
"Well, when you live in Ponyville you learn to never underestimate Pinkamena Diane Pie!" Rarity exclaimed, trying to impress Thor.
"PINKAMENA?!?!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tony shouted, laughing like when he saw Thor do the 'Sunshine' dance.
"You're pushing it, Money Butt!" Rainbow said getting quite angry now.
"You wanna go, Rainbow Mane?" Tony countered, imediately stopping his laughing.
"Oh, bring it!"
"JARVIS, suit me up," After he said that his Ironpony suit started to unfold and place itself around him. When his suit was finished, Stark blasted a laser from his hand. Rainbow just missed but after she dodged it she flew full pelt into the Ironpony, knocking him off his hooves. After Tony regained him self he shot another laser at him which hit Rainbow's wing.
"OW!"She screamed, dropping to the floor. Fluttershy had just watched the whole thing. Rainbow Dash was now laying on the ground, unconscious.
"How dare you?" She whispered.
"Huh, who said that?" Stark asked.
"I said: HOW DARE YOU?!"Fluttershy shouted extremely angry now. The other ponies were just gawking at her. She was flying closer and closer to Stark, making him take more steps back.
"Oh no..."Twilight whispered to her friends.
"I mean, I know that your from another planet or realm or something but that doesn't mean that you can hurt our friend! You might be in a big suit of armour and that but that doesn't mean that you are allowed to be a bully!" With that Fluttershy went full speed into him, punching him multiple times. All the billionaire could do was leave himself to be punched by a yellow and pink talking pegasus.
"FLUTTERSHY! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Twilight, making Fluttershy stop and look at her hooves then back at Stark. She had actually made dents in the Ironpony suit!
"I-I-I'm so sorry! I'm so so sorry!" Fluttershy whispered, flying backwards slowly.
"Looks like we've got another Hulk on our hands!" Tony said coughing a bit.
"Ahem..."Bruce intervened.
"Sorry, Other Guy."Corrected Tony.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TONY?!?!?!" Clint and Natasha shouted at the same time.
"WHAT DID FLUTTERSHY DO TO TONY?! WHAT DID TONY DO TO RAINBOW DASH?!" Shouted an annoyed Applejack.
"Hey shut it, all of you, we have bigger things to worry about, like healing Tony and Rainbow Dash!" Twilight shouted, making them all look at her. "Luckily, I have a healing spell," She continued, mumbling some words and pressing her horn on Rainbow's wing. It started to heal immediately. After her wings was healed she went over to Tony.
"JARVIS can you please take the suit off of me? It's starting to get uncomfortable." Tony asked his computerised butler.
"What's a JARVIS?" Rarity asked.
"I am Miss Rarity," JARVIS replied.
"AH! What are you?" She asked
"I a-"
"It stands for Just A Rather Intelligent System: JARVIS!" Pinkie said.
"How did you know that? The only pony we've told is Applejack,"Tony said quizzically.
"Just a hunch!" Pinkie said, bouncing around them again.
"Well can we go and see this Princess Celestia?" Steve asked, finally waking up from his faint.
"Okey-Dokey-Lokey!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!" The Avengers shouted at the pink mare.
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