My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!

Third Person POV

"So where are we going, exactly?" Questioned Captain America, trying to find out about their journey.

"Ughhh, for the 100,000th time: WE ARE GOING TO CANTERLOT TO VISIT THE PRINCESSES AND GET YOU BACK HOME TO SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS "MIDGUARD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted an extremely annoyed Rainbow Dash.

"Actually it's only the 10th time Mr Rogers has questioned where we are going, Miss Dash!" JARVIS replied smartly to the rainbow mare.

"Ughhhhhh, Twilight, can't you just use your Egghead magic and teleport us to Canterlot?"She asked the newly acquired Princess.

"HOLD IT!!!!!!" Shouted Tony. "You. Can. TELEPORT?! WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST TELEPORT US THERE?!"

Twilight jumped back in surprise and fright from the scary genius but quickly regained her posture. "Well I wanted to spend some time with my Best Friend, Mr Stark." She replied to him nonchalantly.

"Wait wait wait! You could have used your strange magic horn thingy to teleport us to the Princess you've been talking about, but instead you decided not to tell us about that and let us take more time here whilst Thor's psychopathic brother invades Earth?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!" Screamed a very angry Natasha Romanov. That was a very dangerous situation.

"Fine! But brace yourselves it might hurt just a little bit," and with that the lavender coloured alicorn performed the spell.

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"Aaaaaand there! Welcome to Canterlot!"

"My, this place has changed quite alot since my last visit!" Exclaimed an excited god. They had teleported just inside the gates of Canterlot.

"Cool, now we can finally get back to Earth!" Said an equally excited super soldier.

"Yes! Now we can finally get you guys back to your crazy "realm"" Rainbow said obviously annoyed about these ponies coming here and messing up her plan of training today, well after she had taken her rest on the cloud.

"Come on, I need to beat a certain demi-god to a pulp!" Said Hawkeye, Nat nodding in agreement next to him.

"So what army is Loki trying to invade Midguard with?" Cadence asked.

Thor sighed as he replied to the princess' question shyly: "the Chitauri..."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!" Shouted three extremely surprised and scared ponies.

"Pinkie, ya don't even know who tha Chitauri are!" AJ exclaimed.

"Sure I do! They're an extraterrestrial race that are led by an all powerful alien lord named Thanos who gave Loki his scepter that changed your friend Clint here into his personal slave and bodyguard and is powered by the Tessaract that can destroy a small city in mere seconds! They have similar weapons, not as powerful as Loki's but powerful all the same and they have these flying thingys that fly and big massive space worms that are one of the biggest things in the universe! But he and he can stop them with their superpowers!" As she pointed to Bruce and Thor, the Avenger's jaws were wide open and eyes as big as the moon.

"How did you...?" Tony asked completely astounded at how this pink party pony guessed what the Chitauri were.

"And how did you know about the Hulk-I mean the Other Guy?! It's supposed to be a secret, so how did you know about it?!" Shouted a surprised and stressed Bruce.

"Just a hunch! Plus I have Pinkie Physics!" The pony replied bouncing around them.

"Come on! Now that we know that the army is the Chitauri, we have to get to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!" Said Princess Cadence, already starting to gallop towards the castle.

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"Again; here we are!" Exclaimed a panting Twilight as they reappeared in the castle throne room.

"Twilight Sparkle, what a pleasant surprise!" Luna said as she saw them appear in the room in front of them.

"Where is Princess Celestia?! We have a matter of urgency!" Cadence said going up to her husband and kissing him on the cheek, "I missed you..."

"Which security level is it?" He replied.

"Intergalactic," Twilight said heading towards him and nearly hugging him to death.

"Why, Shining Armour! I haven't seen you in such a long time!" Thor boomed.

"Is that you, Thor? It has been a long time! What mythical creatures have you battled since we last met?" Shining replied to the enthusiastic god.

"Well let's see, the Destroyer, gigantic space worms that devour planets, the Chitauri... You know the usual," Thor replied beaming as Shining Armour choked on his drink.

"THE CHITAURI?!?!?!" Shining exploded.

"That's what we said! Now where is Princess Celestia?" Just as Twilight said that they heard a shout from outside the room followed by the doors bursting open to reveal everyone's favourite draconeques in fits of laughter.

"HAHAHAHA I have to say this was one of my best pranks yet! Ha ha!" He managed to say through his laughter. As he came through the doors and quickly closing them behind him trying to keep out a raging princess.

"DISCORD OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!" She shouted through the door trying to get in so she could rip him to shreds.

"Ha, what has thou done this time, ha ha! Celestia sounds quite angry ha ha!" Luna asked trying to contain the laughing threatening to escape her lips.

"I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO STONE SO I CAN SMASH YOU!!!!!"

"Oh you know, just a giant cotton candy cloud following her everywhere she steps and moves, HA! You should see her face!" He replied still laughing. Luna could no longer contain it and was in heaps of laughter along with her draconeques friend.

"Ha ha nailed it!" She exclaimed and flew down to Discord and gave him a hoof bump, helping him contain her sister.

"Ahm!" Twilight said obviously annoyed. Finally, the draconeques regained his posture and noticed the ponies standing in front of him.

"Discord, I thought you were reformed now, why are you causing chaos, he he?" Fluttershy flew up to him in a flash, yet trying to contain her laughter also.

"It's just a practical joke Flutters! Come on, top being so goody two-shoes for a moment and laugh for the first time in ages!" He attempted to get her to laugh with them. She finally let loose the laughter and was up against the door with them trying to prevent the princess from getting to them.

"Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash actually said something since they teleported to Canterlot.

"I'm sorry, Dashie, but I just got an image of Princess Celestia below a cotton candy cloud dripping from the chocolate rain and completely steaming! Ha ha" The shy pegasus exclaimed through her laughter just like the Princess of the Moon and draconeques. She then gave Discord and Luna a hoof bump. Suddenly, the princess they had been talking about teleported into the room and made the three creatures jump.

"Princess... Celestia?! Bwahahaha!!!!!" Even Thor was laughing now.

"Ok, this is the weirdest day ever! First, alien invasion, then thrown through a portal to a land of talking colourful ponies with horns and wings! Then this!!!! What next? Me turning into the Other Guy and destroying everything?!" Bruce exclaimed cradling himself in the corner of the room. "Me and my big mouth."

"Woah, Bruce. Calm... Down, it'll be okay! Don't worry we will get you through this, you will be safe I promise on my life! Come on, Bruce!" Nat was trying to calm him down.

"I'm... Fine! I just-I'm getting the desire to SMASH!" At the last word Bruce's voice changed to a more deep and intimidating growl. He was starting to change.

"Bruce, what's the matter? What's making you mad?" Clint asked.

"LOKI!!!!! ARMY!!!!!!!  HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!!!!!" He shouted.

"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, SOLDIER!! For the sake of us and this "realm" as Thor put it!" Steve shouted trying to snap the scientist out of it.

"Okay, will someone please explain what's going on?! I'm confused!" AJ shouted trying to get their attention.

"CAN'T... CONTROL... RRRRRRRR!!!!!!" The avengers started to gear up ready to attack the Hulk if it came to it. Suddenly, the Hulk was smashing the castle walls. Natasha was flying beside him shooting him with her Widow Bites, but not doing any damage.

"JARVIS suit me up!" Tony said as his suit started to unfold around him. "So what's the game plan, Capsicle?"

"Tony, you fly after him with Natasha and try to get him outside so that he doesn't destroy this castle anymore. Clint get outside and wait for Tony and Nat, use the bomb arrows. Thor go with Clint and wait for the Hulk, be ready for when he comes out, when he does if he isn't co-operative then you will have to contain him. Ready, everyo-"

"Yo Cap, what do we do? I want some action!" Rainbow Dash said, AJ nodding in agreement.

"You guys stay here with me, I can't let any of you get hurt," Steve replied.

"Sorry Cap, but that don't fit my style. We're helping!"

To be continued...