"Harder, dammit!"

"Oh, fuck!"

I put a pillow over my head, trying desperately to block out the sound of Twilight's parents fucking like horny teenagers, and tried to think about what would happen when Twilight would finally come into my room — so that I could cum in her mouth.

But she never did show up and I slowly drifted off to sleep, the sound of Velvet riding out an orgasm being the last thing I heard.

I awoke the next morning feeling annoyed — whereupon I went into the bathroom, got into the shower and pondered possible reasons as to why she could have left me hanging like that. Needless to say, I soon resolved to find Twilight and ask her why in the hell she would leave me with a bad case of blue balls.

***

I was sitting at the kitchen table, with an annoyed expression on my face, when Twilight trotted merrily into the room. She came over and sat next to me, giving me a kiss on the cheek by way of greeting, and then gave me a hug.

"Morning, handsome," she cooed. "Did you sleep well?"

"Not really," I replied, shuddering slightly. "Given that I had to listen to your parents having sex for most of the night."

Twilight giggled. "It was only one night," she said. "I had to listen to them doing it at least twice a week when I was still living here, so you haven't had it half as bad as I have."

"I was waiting for you, you know." I looked Twilight in the eyes. "All night long, I waited for you to sneak into my room so that you could return my little favour."

Twilight looked at me blankly. "Favour?" she asked. "What favour?"

I raised an eyebrow, grinning madly. "Oh, come on, Twi," I said. "Don't tell me that you didn't notice my fingers working their magic on you last night." I paused. "Mind you, you were asleep..."

"I have no idea what it is you're on about, Geo," Twilight deadpanned. "Besides, I was awake for most of the night myself... and it wasn't because of my parents. I got to thinking about how lonely it seemed without you in the bed with me and, well, I started fantasising about what we'd be doing if you were." She giggled adorably. "I wasn't expecting my mother to scream that loud, but I'm rather glad that she did — as it was more than enough to drown out my own cry of orgasmic bliss."

The table suddenly seemed to develop a wobble as I got a raging hard-on. "But... I came to your room," I stammered. "I'm pretty damn certain I would have known if you were masturbating."

"Well, you didn't," Twilight snapped. "I don't know, Geo, maybe you just had a really intense dream or something." She looked at the bulge in my trousers. "Anyway, how about I take your mind off things by sorting out that tent you're pitching?"

She lit her horn, her magic grabbing my trousers and undoing the zip and button. Once my cock was free of its prison, she took a hold of it in a forehoof and started stroking it.

"N-not here, Twilight!" I suppressed a groan. "Your parents could come in here at any second!"

"Oh, yes, you're right." Twilight continued her motions. "Well, then, I guess we'd better be quick about this." She leaned in and kissed my neck. "Now shut up, and let me work my magic."

She started running her forehoof up and down my length, slowly and gently, listening to the small gasps which left my mouth.

"I've always wondered how the hell do you do that," I said. "How can you even get a decent grip with hooves?!"

"It's magic." Twilight shrugged. "I ain't gotta explain shit."

She started stroking me faster, her hoof dancing around my shaft and becoming slick with pre. I leaned back in the chair, perfectly happy to relax and let her do her thing — but then we heard something that made us both freeze.

Hoofsteps on the floor above.

"Fuck!" I whimpered. "I knew they'd be up at some point! Dammit, Twi, stop that and let me get my fucking trousers on!"

"No, wait," Twilight replied. "They've only just got up, so they'll be having a shower." She repositioned herself, standing with her hind legs on the stool and her forelegs on the table, then moved her tail to the side to reveal her wetness. "What are you waiting for, Geo, an invitation?! Fuck me, and do it quickly!"

I quickly stood up and got behind her, rubbing the head of my dick against her wet slit for a moment before I pushed it inside. We both let out quiet moans of pleasure — and then I started thrusting like a man possessed, holding on tight to Twilight's sides.

The sound of running water filtered down from above, confirming what Twilight had said, but we both knew it wouldn't last. I continued my piston-like movements, relishing the feeling of her walls gripping my cock with each push.

Twilight was biting one of her forehooves, although the occasional moan did manage to escape. I remedied this by turning her head around and engaging her in a passionate kiss, thus allowing us to moan to our hearts' content into each others mouths.

The water soon stopped, and I picked up the pace. Neither of us wanted to think of the repercussions of our actions should we be caught, and I for one didn't fancy having to deal with a pissed off Night Light — especially after telling him I wouldn't do exactly this.

"Almost there, Twi," I grunted. "Just a few more seconds..."

"Hurry!" Twilight replied. "They'll be down in a couple of minutes!"

A few more thrusts was all it took, and soon I was emptying my balls into Twilight's inviting entrance. I put my hand over her mouth to cover the shriek of glee that escaped her, while at the same time pondering how we were going to clean up the combined sexual fluids that were now leaking all over the floor.

Panting furiously, I withdrew my rod from Twilight's pussy and put it back in my pants. Twilight, meanwhile, tidied up her mane and tail before a flash of magic from her horn cleaned up any evidence of our morning misdeeds.

"I knew learning that spell would come in handy." she gave me a quick kiss on the lips. "Thanks for that, Geo, I really needed it."

"No, Twi, I needed it as well, so thank you." I put my arms around her. "I love you so much."

"I love you too." Twilight nuzzled me contentedly — just as her parents came into the kitchen, looking cheerful.

"Good morning, Twilight, Geo," Velvet said cheerfully. "I hope you both slept well, despite being alone."

"I slept very well, Velvet, thank you for asking." I was lying through my teeth, but they didn't need to know that. "And what about you two? You both seem very chipper this morning, so I assume you both had a good night too?"

"The best," Velvet said breathlessly. "Oh, the dream I had last night..." She trailed off, blushing furiously, as Night Light coughed.

"Now, now, Velvet," he said. "Geo and Twilight don't need – or want, for that matter – to hear about your dream."

Velvet giggled. "Oh come now," she replied. "We're all adults here. Besides, I'm no fool — I'm pretty sure that Twilight is all too familiar with our nights of passion."

Twilight's cheeks turned bright red at this statement. "You're right, Mom," she replied. "On both accounts, that is — I am familiar with them, and I don't want to hear about it."

"Well I'm sure Geo does," Velvet said. I opened my mouth to correct her, but she continued. "I was in my bed, alone, when the door opened and somepony came in. I couldn't see who it was, but I'm going to assume it was Night Light." Twilight stuck her forehooves over her ears and grimaced. "Anyway, he climbed into bed with me, gave me a kiss on the nose... then made me orgasm simply by using his horn. And I don't mean that he used magic, either — he actually put his horn inside me!" She paused. "Well... I assume it was his horn, as it was something long... so I can safely say that it definitely wasn't his hooves."

By the time she had finished speaking, Twilight had her face planted on the table, Night Light was whistling innocuously, his ears flat against his head — and I had turned whiter than a sheet.

Because it was this moment I realised that the Twilight I had gone down on the previous evening wasn't Twilight Sparkle...

It was Twilight Velvet.

This thought was the last thing to enter my mind as I suddenly passed out from shock.

Author's Note

What's gonna happen next?

Not even I can answer that.