The first thing I saw when I woke up was Velvet, who was blushing furiously while patting me on the head. Upon seeing that my eyes were open, she stopped and drew her hoof back.

"I'm sorry," she said sheepishly. "I guess you didn't want to hear about it after all — though I have to admit that passing out was a bit of an overreaction, wouldn't you agree?"

I nodded meekly, too shocked to even contemplate forming a coherent response. Over and over again, the horrifying truth replayed itself in my mind.

I fingerbanged my marefriend's mother.

I went down on my marefriend's mother.

I made my marefriend's mother come.

I made my marefriend's mother think I was her husband.

I CHEATED ON MY MAREFRIEND WITH HER MOTHER.

Velvet giggled. "I can see why you like him so much, Twilight," she said. "He's really quite adorable when he's flustered."

Twilight rolled her eyes and sighed. "Leave him alone, mom, you've freaked him out enough as it is."

Velvet nodded and walked into the kitchen, where I could see Night Light flipping pancakes. I stood up and made my way over to Twilight — only for her to grab me in her magic and force me onto the couch, at which point she sat on my lap and put her muzzle just a few inches from my ear.

"Geo," she whispered calmly. "Did you fuck my mother?"

The colour draining from my face was the only answer she needed. She looked away from me with a betrayed look on her face.

"H-how did you work it out?" I asked.

Twilight scoffed. "Oh, please, Geo," she snapped. "What kind of an idiot do you take me for? My mother mentioned 'something long,' but she thought it was my father's horn." She shuddered. "All of a sudden, you turn white and pass out — so, why don't you sit there and tell me that it wasn't your finger she was feeling instead... or, Princesses forbid, your dick?"

"Twilight, please," I pleaded. "I didn't do it on purpose — it's just that... in the darkened room, I thought it was you. After all, you can't deny that you and your mum look similar." I tried turning her head around so that she was facing me, but she batted my hand away. "I didn't put my dick in her, I swear. I just fingered her for a moment and then... I kinda went down on her."

A loud smack, a stinging sensation and the sudden jerking of my head told me that this was the wrong thing to say. I looked at Twilight to see that she had tears streaming down her cheeks, her forehoof still poised to strike me again.

But, instead, she lowered her hoof and turned around — to see both of her parents standing in the kitchen doorway with shocked expressions fixed firmly on their faces.

"Twilight?" Night Light asked warily. "Geo? What's going on?"

Twilight prodded me sharply in the chest. "Ask this... motherfucker," she hissed. She climbed off me and faced her parents. "And I mean that literally, mom — in fact, you might want to re-examine that 'dream' you had last night. I'm sure Geo here would be more than happy to 'fill you in.'"

Almost immediately, all the pieces fell into place — Velvet began shaking uncontrollably, while Night Light looked ready to kill me.

"I know it looks bad," I said. "But if you'll let me explain—"

"EXPLAIN?!" Night Light bellowed. "What is there to explain? You... you molested my wife, for Celestia's sake!"

My own expression darkened. "That's taking things a bit too far," I snarled. "I know I messed up — but, in my defence, it was dark. I honestly thought that your wife was in fact your daughter."

Night Light narrowed his eyes. "So you were going to defy my instructions, were you?" he growled. "You gave me your word that there would be no funny business between you and Twilight — only for you to 'mess up' and fuck my wife instead."

Velvet looked distraught. "I feel so... dirty," she whimpered. "I... I think you should leave." She pointed at the door. "Now."

"But... I—" I began, only to be cut off by Twilight picking me up and carrying me to the door.

"Are you deaf?" she asked. "She said..." She opened the door, allowing a cold draught to come in. "GET OUT!"

With that, I was unceremoniously tossed outside and onto the pavement. My sudden appearance got a few confused looks from the locals, but I ignored them and stood up.

"Twilight, please," I said. "I love you, and I'm so sorry I hurt you like this. Please, let's talk about—"

The slamming of the door was the only response I got. With a sigh I turned around and made my way out of the garden, noticing that I was still being watched. "What the fuck are you looking at?" I snapped. "Never seen a man get thrown out of a house before?"

The assorted Canterlot ponies looked shocked by my language, but soon turned up their noses and trotted away swiftly. I stuck my hands in my pockets and began pounding the streets, not even knowing – or giving a fuck – about where I was going.

***

"Forgive me, Night Light," Velvet said. "I swear to Celestia and Luna that I didn't know what was going on." She put a forehoof on his. "I genuinely thought it was you, but instead it was... it was..."

She trailed off as she began sobbing, at which Night Light scooped his wife into a loving hug. "I don't need to forgive you for anything, my dear," he replied. "Because, unlike Geo, you haven't done anything wrong — but it'll be a cold day in Tartarus before I'm ready to forgive him for what he's done to you and our daughter." He looked at Twilight, who was lying dejectedly on the couch with a crestfallen look on her face. "Twilight, sweetheart? Are you okay?"

Twilight sniffled. "No," she said. She raised her head slowly, looking at her parents with tear-filled eyes. "I think... I think we've blown this out of proportion." She wiped the tears away. "Having known Geo for as long as I have, I should know by now that he's not the sort of person who would willingly set out to cause trouble." She looked at Velvet. "In fact, mom, he's right — we do look alike, so I can hardly fault him for making that mistake." Her father went to speak, but Twilight raised a forehoof. "Having said that, though, he should have at least made sure it was me before he did anything."

"But, once he found out it was your mother, that would still cause problems for everypony," Night Light offered.

Twilight sighed. "What situation would you rather have us be in, Dad?" she asked. "One where Geo checked first and realised his mistake, or one where he didn't and caused a heap of trouble?"

Night Light shifted uncomfortably on his hooves for a moment, then let out a sigh. "The former," he mumbled. "But let me ask you this, Twilight — you were the one who threw him out the house, so tell me... what are you going to do now?" He let out a hollow laugh. "Are you truly prepared to forgive him for what he's done?"

Twilight thought for a moment, feeling her father's steely gaze boring into her, then nodded. "I already said that I should have known he wouldn't hurt me on purpose," she said. "I only acted the way I did because of the shock — after all, this is the first time something like this has ever happened." She smacked a forehoof into the couch. "Geo is the first individual whom I have ever truly loved, and I'll be damned if I throw away what we've got just because of one stupid mistake." She got off the couch. "I'm going to find him, and then we – all of us – are going to sit down and talk about this like the civilised adults we're supposed to be."

With that, she galloped out of the house — leaving her flabbergasted parents behind.

Author's Note

Conflict? In a Geoverse story? SAY IT AIN'T SO.

Oh, wait, it seems to have been resolved already.

Don't worry, though, it isn't going to be a simple case of 'forgive and forget' — Geo is going to have to do Princesses-know-what to worm his way out of this one!

Also, there might be more sex scenes later. Who knows?