Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer (Redidded)

Hope you guys like this chapter... If you don't mind that is...

“My head…” Normal talk

“My head…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk.

“My head…” Thoughts, Inner talk.

Colt: Adult pony

Mare: Adult pony

Filly: Girl pony

Foal: Boy pony

Chapter 2

Foal Necromancer... NO!

[Location… Equestria/Manehattan/Central Mane Park] 1 year before the mane 6 gets their cutiemarks…

Vincent awoke as the first rays of sunlight hit his face. He was sleeping on a wooden bench in a park he didn't recognize.

“My head…” Vincent groaned, starting to get up, only to realize he was shorter than he was beforehand.

“The f**k!?” He screamed, looking down at his hands, they seemed younger, the skin less hardened, and of course smaller. He looked like a 12 year old boy.

“What happened to me?” He said to no one in particular. “All I remember was a flash and… Oh… Right, I was hit by a beam from the Elements of Harmony...” Vincent recalled. His thought was interrupted by a small sharp pain in his head

“Truth be told, you were sent back in time.”  Said a disembodied voice, yet the it sounded familiar.

“Who’s there? Show yourself!” Vincent hissed in a panic, looking around to find no one but himself alone in the park.

“I am in your head!” The voice replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“Who are you?!” Vincent was getting worried, for being possessed by some angry or vengeful spirit and/or demon tends to end up with really bad consequences.

“It’s me, Nightmare Moon, did you miss me?” Nightmare Moon replied in a coy tone of voice.

“But-but they hit you, they hit us! You're supposed to be dead, and I'm supposed to be cleaned or something!” Vincent said in shock.

“Oh silly, The Elements can’t be used to kill, and since you were sooo~~ evil, I took the opportunity to escape with you instead of being locked in the moon... Again.” Nightmare Moon smiled... somehow, as she answered.

“I am not that evil.” Said Vincent with a huff, trying to sound innocent.

“That’s what you think; your head is filled with evil thoughts and plans. It surprises me you haven’t turned yourself into some super villain yet.” Nightmare said in an almost joking but dry voice.

“Some call that procrastination.” Vincent said, realizing Nightmare Moon was not only stuck in his head, but also reading his mind like an open book.

“Have you checked the memories of my favorite websites? They have some info and pictures about you.” Vincent said with an evil smirk.

“I don’t know what a website is. Hmm, how you know about me? I have to check this, be right back…” Nightmare replied with a curious edge to her voice.

Vincent started to take a look at himself while Nightmare moon wandered in his twisted mind.  His clothes were the same, only refit for a 12 year old boy. Luckily he still has his balisong knife, kunais and what’s left of the pepperspray. The only thing missing is his favorite party hat, and this time it was nowhere to be seen.

“You sick bastard!” Vincent started to laugh a knowing laugh, suspecting which websites she found, and what pictures she saw.

“How could you, how could they make such things about me and my sister!?” Nightmare Moon yelled, her face mentally red with anger... and embarrassment.

“All I have to say is.-" Vincent snickered. "-Is you have a nice royal plot… Hehe” He said, still laughing. Nightmare Moon's face was as red as a tomato, she never expected to see. firsthoof. the horrors of the internet.

“Now that you know, let me warn you firsthand of something more terrible than that.” Said Vincent, recovering the lost breath due to his laughing fit.

“What can be worse than that?” Asked Nightmare Moon still thoroughly embarrassed.

“4chan. Been there, lost my soul, my innocence, my mind, now I left those dark memories in chains to never- EVER remember what I saw on that website.”

Nightmare Moon could only shiver with fear at the thought of such a website. Now she knows better than to walk around Vincent’s mind without permission.

“Well, let’s get down to business. Where are we?” Said Vincent looking around.

“Manehattan.” Said Nightmare Moon, attempting to forget what she saw.

“Ooooo-kaaay… Nightmare, we have a problem…” Vincent replied.

“What is it?” Said Nightmare Moon, a small blush still present of her proverbial face.

“I am not a pony, and I might cause some chaos if somepony finds me this way. Soooo~, I will need your help."

“Ha! What makes you think I will help you, hobo, especially after what you make me see?” Said Nightmare Moon with indignation.

“One, I am not a hobo. Two, I am sorry for what I did, it was bad, and I regret nothing…”

“HOBO!” Nightmare Moon screeched angrily.

“Ok, ok, I am really sorry. Three, you are stuck with me and if something happens to me, it  will happen to you. Picture a mob of ponies, or one of the guards killing me just because I look dangerous. What do ya' say Nightmare. will you help me?” Vincent said, his arms open wide as if to give Nightmare Moon a hug.

“I should have paid more attention to my spell, and summoned that sexy Necromancer instead of a perverted hobo.”  Said Nightmare Moon, voice dripping regret.

“Again, I am not a hobo! And I am also a necromancer." Vincent insisted.

“Don’t make me laugh.” Nightmare Moon said with a chuckle.

“Hey! I am still training to be a good Necromancer!” Vincent yelled.

“If is true why don’t you summon some minions?” Said Nightmare Moon, not believing him the slightest.

“Truth be told, I haven’t gone that far, again, I am training to be able to do that, but for now, I can’t without spirits or corpses to experiment with!” Vincent persisted.

Getting tired of the argument, Nightmare Moon said, “Fine, you are a hobo necromancer, whatever. Now what do you need my help with?”

Vincent was angry at Nightmare Moon for calling him a hobo… Again… Still, he chose to shut his mouth in order to cooperate with her.

“I am going to shapeshift into a pony, and I need your help.” Vincent deadpanned.

“How are you going to do that?”  This caught Nightmare Moon's interest.

“I will give my body to your soul to possess it so it can change form. I will be able to keep control of my mind, think, act, feel, and move the pony body to my will. Yet the body is partly yours Nightmare. We will act as one… Almost.”

“How do you know this will work?”

“I read it in a book, it should be easier on a planet where magic moves more freely. On my home planet, this could take years of training.”

“Fine then, I am ready when you are hobo.”

“Now… Arggghh...” Vincent forgot to remove his clothes during the transformation, making them fuse to his skin, and then disappear in the fur that was now growing all over his body. Vincent fell to his hands as they started to change into hooves.

Once the transformation was over… Where there used to be a human, now stood a small unicorn foal of 6 years old, with dark grey fur, a dark purple mane, and blank flank. A new Top hat appeared on his head, with the symbol of nightmare night instead of the Jack Skellington skull. The hat was just magic. and had nothing to do with the bodyshift.

“Hobo, are you alright?” Said Nightmare Moon, getting worried.

“Ugh… I heard it was painful, but never THIS painful… Did it work?”

He tried to stand in his new body, it felt strange and familiar at the same time. Like he was always a unicorn.

“Well so far so good” He said taking his first steps. “I can easily move in this body… F**k Yeah!” Vincent was so happy to be able to shapeshift for the first time in his life. He started to run in circles and jump with joy.

“Good that it worked, what do we do now hobo?”

“I am not a hobo, I have a name and it’s Vincent.”

“Hobo is easier to pronounce.”

“You won’t stop calling me hobo will you?”

“Nope!” Said Nightmare Moon in a sweet voice Vincent never thought he would hear her use. It made him blush.

Quickly, he snapped out of it, before he could be bothered by Nightmare Moon for the rest of the day.

“Fine you win, Nightmare, but first, there is something I always wanted to try in this body”. He quickly sat on the bench just like Lyra and starts to grin like a mad pony. It definitely felt comfortable.

“You're done, or you definitely lost your mind.”

“Yes, that felt awesome, now let’s foalnap/kidnap somepony for information”.

“WHAT?!” Said Nightmare Moon with disbelief, “You said to not call any attention, and now, all of a sudden you choose to foalnap!?”

“Nightmare, you worry too much. I also trained to be a Spy-Ninja-Assassin. If I remember correctly, Manehattan is filled with assponies, and if I ever ask somepony for help, they will more than likely tell me to piss off.”

“Foals these days are, wearing those ridiculous hats.” Said some noble unicorn stallion in fancy clothes, taking a morning stroll in the park, while making fun of Vincent’s hat.

“Also… No witness” Said Vincent finding a promising target.

Walking closely behind his target Vincent was whistling some awesome tune.

“Can I help you” Said the noble unicorn clearly mad for listening to that whistle for a while. He turns around to watch in front of him the

HARMLESS foal with ridiculous hat.

“Yes, who is that lady with the sexy flank?” said Vincent pointing one of his hooves behind the unsuspecting target.

“Were?” said the noble, quickly turning around eagerly to see some flank. Only to be quickly bucked by the small colt, leaving him out cold in the floor of the park.

“Wow you sure are something hobo.” Said Nightmare Moon enjoying the view.

“I am not a hobo” Vincent said as he used his grey color unicorn magic to lift the unconscious unicorn adult to a more secure place for interrogation.

“Wait… How you are able to use unicorn magic?”

“I am using your body, kind of, it also allows me to take a small look at the basic uses of unicorn magic, but if I wish to use advanced magic I will need to learn to use it.” He said, leaving the park and been careful at the same time to not get caught.

[Location… Manehattan/Random abandoned alley] 1/2 hour later after leaving Central Mane Park….

The noble unicorn was starting to awake in what could be some abandoned alley, just to find he was tied in chains and a strange dagger he never saw before floating dangerously close to his neck. It was surrounded by a grey aura.

“It’s about time you wake up!” Said Vincent He was still a foal unicorn, using his horn magic to float his balisong knife in order to get some answers out of his victim.

“Who are you, what do you want, if it's bits, I don’t have right now, please don’t kill me!” Said the noble unicorn almost wimping, even that Vincent knows he lied; he already emptied his pockets and kept all the bits he was carrying.

“That’s just sad, being afraid of a little foal.” Vincent said while using his balisong knife to caress the face of the Noble Unicorn, making a small cut in his right cheek. He started to cry.

“Shut up you big baby! I have some questions and you are going answer them, if you lie or don’t answer my questions, you are going sleep with the fishes, if you know what I mean.” Said Vincent with an evil smirk, revealing his foal form has canines instead of normal pony teeth.

“Okay, okay, just don’t hurt me!”

“Good boy. Now where can I find a town near Manehattan by the name Sleepy Hollow or a name close to it?”

“I know the place... It’s called Sleepy Hoof.” The Noble said sobbing quietly. “North of here, a bit far from Manehattan.”

“Next. Where can I find really rare books specialized in advanced unicorn magic?”

“There are many libraries here in Manehattan with many books like that… But now that you mentioned it… They bring the Grimoire of Star Swirl the bearded for exhibition. It’s at The Mane Library of Manehattan right now.” The noble said trying to stay on his foalnaper good side.

“Mmmmm…. Just because of that bit of information…. You are free to go.”

“What?… Really?!?” Asked the noble.

“Yes get out of here before I change my mind!”

While the noble unicorn started to remove his chains Vincent had a conversation with Nightmare Moon in his mind, standing on what could be a circle marked with strange runes.

“Nightmare Moon tell me something quick.”

“What?”

“Did a creature by the name Medusa existed on this world, if so was she killed?”

“Why, yes, she existed and in the end she was slain by the legendary hero, Commander Hurricane. Why do you ask?”

“Perfect! Now watch this!”

All of a sudden Vincent still standing in his circle, was chained by the noble unicorn.

“Now brat, I will take you to the guards for treating somepony like me!” Said the Noble Unicorn with the upper hand now, at least that’s what he believes.

“Yeah, like the guards will believe you an INNOCENT foal like me could be a TREAT to some wuss like yourself.” Said Vincent with sarcasm.

“I will just make them see your Teeth and then they will believe me you are not so innocent after all!” That was a big mistake.

“Thanks for signing your dead warrant my good sir, have a nice day.” Said Vincent and started to chant something Nightmare Moon nor could the noble unicorn comprehend.

Once Vincent stop the chant… The noble unicorn started to turn into stone little by little. The screams of horror were his last words before turning completely into stone.

“That’s for messing with a necromancer you bitch.” Said Vincent as he started to remove the chains from his body.

Nightmare Moon inside Vincent’s head was horrified because she knew only the Elements of Harmony can cast such a spell, yet this hobo did it without the Elements and without unicorn magic (Cockatrice is not a spell, just an animal with that kind of ability).

“Hobo… Just what are you?” Said Nightmare Moon still not believing what her own eyes saw.

“Just a necromancer/ninja/assassin/spy, nothing more, nothing else, also not a hobo.”

“Is he dead?”

“I will be honest with you Nightmare, I don’t know, it's the first time I cast such a forbidden spell, yet something tells me… You just need a golden needle to turn him back to normal… Hopefully”.

“What happens now?”

“Now we are going to make the biggest library theft, for I am not planning to go to Canterlot School of Gifted Unicorns and make Celestia know who is in my head.”

Vincent’s stomach started to roar.

“But first let’s find something to eat.” He said leaving the new statue decorating the now no longer abandoned alley.

[Location… Manehattan/Unknown Street] 20 min after leaving the alley…

Walking around the crowded city of Manehattan, munching some apples Vincent bought from a store with the bits he stole, he was trying to find The Mane Library, to know the place before making his big hit. Only to get distracted and bump with somepony just around the corner, making a small cloud of dust.

Once the dust was lifted Vincent picks up his hat.

“I am so sorry; I didn’t watch were I was going.” Vincent said helping the orange filly he bumped to. By Celestia's beard he could not believe he bumped with the filly Applejack... Kawaii

(note: all mane 6 are 6 years old, except Fluttershy she is 7).

'Must... Not... Hug... The Hell... Out of her...'

“It’s… Okay. I was also distracted.” She said picking up her small travel bag on a stick.

Vincent already knowing she travels from far away, He offers her one of the apples he bought.

“For me?” Asked Applejack

“Do you see another pretty filly like yourself around here?” Vincent asked kindly and a bit embarrassed for some pony adults passing by find them adorable in such awkward situation.

Applejack blushed a bit.

“Thanks partner!” She said grabbing the apple with her right hoof and taking a big munch from it.

“Don’t worry Applejack, you will be fine, say hello to Uncle Orange for me.” Said Vincent trotting away.

By the time Applejack tried to ask him how did he know her name, he was nowhere to be seen, getting lost from view in the waves of pony crowds.

“Aww, that was so sweet of you hobo!” Said Nightmare Moon teasing Vincent.

“Just shut up Nightmare. Also, I AM NOT A HOBO!” Said Vincent with a thought to Nightmare Moon, his face red as a tomato from embarrassment.

Now he knows in what part in time he was sent to in Equestria...

Vincent only thought about it for a little time, because a Piano fall on top of his small foal body interrupting is thoughts.

"Sorry, you okay down there?" Said a small grey filly pegasus with blond mane.

"This is why... I love Karma..." Said Vincent falling into  unconsciousness.

[Miny Grimoire Time!]

(During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it)

o) Shapeshifting…

If you wish to learn how to shapeshift get this >Book< in your local library or order it from another library.

I can say is a good book even if I haven’t shapeshifted myself yet, for it takes years of training and great mental concentration. Even I say it could be a great spell idea if any of us end up in such a place as Equestria.

o) Medusa Spell…

I would need to be EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE if I were to post such a forbidden spell here, I mean seriously people why do you wish to learn something like this!

Sadly I have a pigeon who works excellent as a paper weight; till I find a real way to break such spell (I won’t post pictures you sick f**k).

[Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed.

Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you been an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc.

Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K

I know this chapter wasn't so great but next one will come with lots of Action & Explosions :D

Again if possible please leave a comment.