In a world where Hasbro panders to the Bronies' annoyingly narrow-sighted needs, Derpy the lesbian becomes the element of Honesty, Luna becomes princess (and they hold a ritual, sacrificing Celestia), Applejack dies, Rainbow Dash the penis-loving heterosexual heterosexually gets hetero-married to her heterosexual penisfriend, Soarin, and Twilight does nothing but sit in the corner and be a cardboard cutout of a librarian who sells books and does magic

But everything is about to change when a dragon only of 5 years in age discovers a way for Equestria to live in peace without getting whined at for everything they do. But how he plans to make this happen is drastic... can the former princess handle it?