Waking up in a forest? Not too bad. Waking up as a raccoon in a forest? Annoying. Waking as a raccoon in a forest, meeting a tree guy, and ending up fighting a war against bandits and thugs all across the land? Oh, now you're just giving me a treat!

Call me Rocket, I would tell you my real name, but I can't seem to remember it. Together with Groot I'm going to clean up this world from serious crime. Even if the world wants to lock us up and try to stop us, we'll ignore them and carry on doing our business.

Allow me to reiterate. I'm Rocket, he's Groot. We're going to save this world from itself. Because we can, we have nothing else to do. And because it's fun as all hell!

(More character tags will added as the story progresses)