Shinobies of Equestria

Jetetsu got home looking like a beaten sack of potatoes. Asuna wrung him like a towel! He walked inside hoping to just plop down on the sofa and go to sleep. He walked inside with his eyes closed, treaded drearily over to the couch and fell. He landed on the couch, yippy! However, however the couch felt, well, different than what he was used to. He moved his hand up in front of him to feel. He felt something soft and firm, and also very warm and tender. He felt around it and figured out it had a spherical shape. So his instincts told him to squeeze.

"Mmmm...."

Jetetsu opened his eyes to see that Haruhi, that mare he picked up, was at the mercy of his hand on her breast!

"Oh. My. Celestia." Jetetsu said with awe.

He was surprised to see that she was still asleep after all that, and on top of that, she moaned for him!

"Wow that's hot", he thought.

He shook his head to cleanse himself of such perverse matters.

"Holy shit! Jetetsu thought. "If I don't get off now she'll wake up and probably kill me!" He had to get off of her quick!

Jetetsu positioned his hands beside her to push himself up. Instead he managed to slip! So he and Haruhi tumbled over the couch and onto the ground! She landed on him, but he landed on the floor.

"Ah! Why does this always happen to me! Son of a bi-"

She started speaking, obviously still half asleep, "huh? What is it?"

"Bi-bi-bitter buttered banshees! That's what I said!"

Good save there, he really didn't want to sound angry in front of a guest. Haruhi then finally sat up and wiped away the drowsiness in her crystal blue eyes. She looked down and saw that she was sitting right on top of Jetetsu! She started to panic.

"Oh goodness!! I am so sorry Jetetsu! It wont happen again! I'm such a nuisance to this household I know! There's no need to be nice anymore Jetetsu! I will leave at once!"

She proceeded to stand up and leave. Before she could however, Jetetsu grabbed her arm and brought her back down.

"Wait! Please!"

"Huh?"

She looked back at him with eyes as blue as the clear, freshwater ocean itself. Jetetsu never thought about it, but she looked absolutely beautiful with those eyes, and all her features for that matter! Her black hair, complemented by her ocean blue eyes, weirdly enough. Her physique, always brought out by everything she wore. Her personality, which was always shown by the way she acted.

"Hold up!! Am I, well, am I... Do I actually like this mare?! That can't be so! We're only five chapters in! Still, I can't help this feeling I'm getting just by looking at her! What do I do! Do I tell her? Should I let it slide?! Should I wait to tell her? Damn, this is one thing they don't teach you in the academy! Guess I have to wing it!" Jetetsu thought.

Haruhi started blushing at the fact that Jetetsu was holding her arm, she went completely red.

"W-what is it Jetetsu? What do you want?" she said with the cutest and softest voice ever as she pulled her bangs back with her free hand.

"I um, I wanted to, um..." She looked back him.

Jetetsu couldn't find any words. How could he when she looked at him like that. Those eyes had him under a spell, one he could not break. About five minutes passed when he finally managed to gather up the words he needed. He spoke.

"Don't worry about it, you can stay, alright?"

"Well, if you insist..." She got up and sat on the couch.

"I do. Your my friend, and I cant just very well have you leave like that with no place to go." He sat next to her.

"I just... Your so kind to me Jetetsu, and I've never met you before. Why help a s-stranger like me?"

"Because that's not the stallion I am!"

Haruhi looked at him. He said that last part with such compassion! Jetetsu looked back at her and gave her a thumbs up. He then continued.

"You can stay here for as long as you like! I mean it!"

"Oh! O-okay then, Jetetsu." She smiled.

Just then, Jetetsu's door burst open. In came running Yuri Nakashino, a member of the Nakashino clan who specializes in genjutsu mastery. Naturally, this makes him far smarter than Jetetsu, and it really annoys Jetetsu when Yuri mentions it in an argument. But, he was still a friend, weirdly enough.

"Jetetsu! The Hokage wants to see us right away! Hurry up or you'll make him mad!"

Jetetsu nodded his head, "Alright Yuri, I'll be there in no time!"

Yuri then looked over to Haruhi and gave Jetetsu a grin.

"So Jetetsu, who's the pretty lady you have here with you, huh?"

Jetetsu didn't notice the teasing tone he had in his voice.

"Oh yeah! This is Haruhi Minata. Haurhi, this is Yuri Nakashino of the Nakashino clan. He specializes in genjutsu." Yuri then moved over and sat by Haruhi.

"Yeah, but we're also the go-to family if you want a problem solved!"

Haruhi tilted her head, "What? What do you mean by that?"

Jetetsu butted in, "It means his family are made up of super geniuses! His family are usually the ones leading missions or coming up with plans for the village; he always brags about it." Jetetsu sounded pretty annoyed.

"Anyway, we should get going now, Jetetsu. You know the Hokage will give us a huge lecture if we don't arrive on time!"

"Alright then, let's go! Haruhi, I'll talk to you later alright? Goodbye!"

Yuri and Jetetsu bolted out of the door and headed towards the town square.

"Oh... Bye." Haruhi had the house... Again.

Yuri knocked on the door of the Hokage's room.

"Come in" a voice replied.

Yuri and Jetetsu entered the room to find Big Macintosh sitting behind his desk, a serious look on his face. Jetetsu saw that Senjee was at her side, same look on his face.

Hokage spoke, "team 4, consisting of Rioku Fushima, Asuna Aoi, and Jetetsu Takahashi. I hear you have all passed Senjee's test; I congratulate you all on becoming official genin." Jetetsu laughed.

"Yeah! I totally DID pass! That means I'm closer to being the greatest ninja in all Equestria!"

"Oh please, Jetetsu" Rioku scoffed, "you still believe in that stupid dream of yours? Everypony knows it wont happen, and that you'll never be able to beat the princesses in battle." Jetetsu gave Rioku a glare, Rioku did the same.

"Quit your bickering children, we're all mature now aren't we?"

The Hokage then picked up a sheet lying on his desk and began once more.

"Since you all have only just become genin, I would want nothing more than for all of you to put in more training together on your own time. I would usually set you aside for a week to train at most. However, missions have been piling up and we need to take care of them immediately. Are you ready to hear the mission details?"

Jetetsu replied, "Oh yeah! You bet I am! I wanna get started as soon as we can Hokage!"

"You really shouldn't go making deals like that without OUR consent, Jetetsu!"

Asuna hit him in the shoulder, making Jetetsu fall to the ground; he was trying to ease the pain by decreasing gravity, genius.

"Get up Jetetsu, she only tapped you." The Hokage gave Jetetsu a look of concern, "are you positive he passed, Senjee?"

"Yeah, he did alright. He doesn't look like much right now, but in battle he can hold his own for some time." Senjee laughed.

Jetetsu stood and gave the Hokage a stare, "You don't think I'm strong?! I'll show you! Come on Macintosh, you and me right here right now!"

The Hokage smiled and said, "No thank you, maybe another time." Jetetsu sighed.

"Damn. Your lucky I'm in a good mood Macintosh." Jetetsu stepped back with the rest.

Big Mac continued, "yeah sure. Now then, since we're all finally calmed down, I will explain the mission details to you." Big Mac turned to look out the window.

"It is a D-rank mission. You all are going to be completing chores for the village, got it?"

Asuna and Rioku had no problems, but Jetetsu didn't want to be spending the ENTIRE day doing freaking chores!

"Why the whole day though? I wouldn't mind if it was partially the day but, I don't to waste my time doing chores. I wouldn't have even become a ninja if I knew that the road to glory was filled with nothing but chores." Jetetsu sighed.

"You need to learn how to effectively work well with others, or you'll die in the field, but..."

Big Mac stood and made a fist with his right hand and held it towards Jetetsu, "I could always knock the sense into you if you don't want to do it the easy way. What say you, Jetetsu?"

Jetetsu, being scared out of his wits, straightened up immediately.

He gulped, "Uh, of course not Macintosh, I was only joking! Nothing like a good old D-rank mission to get those bonds going!"

Jetetsu laughed forcedly. Big Mac just ignored it and sat back down.

"Then head out, all of you. Senjee will tell you what to do. Listen to him, got it?"

"Yes sir!" Everypony replied.

Senjee and the others left, and prepared to tackle the busy day head on.