Equestrian Warriors

Gumdramon and the mane six were walking through the streets of Ponyville. Applejack was telling Rainbow about her day at the farm, Rarity was telling Pinkie about her new line of dresses, and Gumdramon and Twilight were talking about their opinions about a book they had just finished reading. The only one who wasn't talking was Fluttershy. She was walking behind Gumdramon and Twilight, listening in on their conversation.

"I wish I could talk to Gumdramon." She thought, looking down at the ground.

"OW!" Gumdramon yelled in pain, gaining the attention of the entire group.

"Are you okay Gu-" Fluttershy began, but stopped after seeing what was happening.

Gumdramon was being repeatedly hit in the head by something floating in the air. After a few good hits, Gumdramon finally grabbed it.

"Alright why a-" Gumdramon paused, looking at the object. "What the? Is this a rubber chicken with tentacles and binkies on them? Who would think of something like this?"

Before he got and answer, the object teleported out of his hand. He looked around himself, only to start getting repeatedly hit in the back of the head with the object once again. Fluttershy was worried, but then she started to think for a second, realizing who it was.

"Discord!" She yelled.

The object stopped hitting Gumdramon. In a flash of light Discord appeared out of nowhere, holding the object.

"Oh, hi Fluttershy." Discord said, doing a Tommy Wiseau impression.

"Why are you hitting him?" She asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

"Well I saw this monster near you girls and thought it was going to attack you." He replied.

"I have a name y'know." Gumdramon said as he started to get back on his feet.

"Discord, this is Gumdramon, our friend." Fluttershy said, pointing and smiling at Gumdramon.

"Oh, so your the Gumdramon I keep hearing about." Discord said, magically appearing behind him. Discord had also turned his own ears into elephant ears for a split second, before turning them back to normal.

"You've heard of me?" Gumdramon asked with a puzzled look.

"Of course, I'm Discord! I know everything." He said, random images of the first few seasons of MLP flashed in his eyes.

"Actually, I heard your name once in a while in Fluttershy's letters." He corrected himself, pulling out a piece of paper out of nowhere.

"Well Discord, we were just about to get something to eat. Would you like to join us?" Fluttershy asked, grabbing the letter out of his hand.

"I would love to! Let's go!" He said, snapping his fingers. In a flash, they were teleported to an outdoors restaurant in Ponyville.

"What the-How did-huh?!" Gumdramon asked, confused by what just happened.

"That's right, Gumdramon never met Discord before." Twilight said, patting Gumdramon on the back.

"Ooh, story time!" Discord cheered, teleporting everyone onto stools at a mushroom-like table. Soon after, he teleported onto a fancy recliner. He wore a red bathrobe, a monocle, and had a pipe in his mouth, blowing bubbles with it.

"Ehem." He coughed, opening a popup book. The first image was a goofy drawing of Discord that looked badly cutout.

"My story began with me having fun with the ponies. Boy did they laugh and laugh... or was that just me?" He said, stroking his beard as he thought.

"This is gonna be a long story." Rainbow mumbled, slamming her head on the table.

"... And then we all sat down at this table. I began telling you all my life story. Ehem, my sto-"

"NO!!!" Everyone, but Gumdramon, screamed, cutting Discord off before he could repeat the entire story.

"Well there's no need to be so rude." He said, throwing the book behind him and into someone's soup.

"I think it was an interesting story." Gumdramon said, taking a bite out of a daisy sandwich.

"See, this guy gets it." Discord replied, pointed at Gumdramon.

"That might be because there's another Lord of Chaos that's a lot eviler than you were." Pinkie said, drinking a chocolate milkshake.

"What?!" Discord yelled, shocked by the sudden news.

"Yeah, Lord Plasmamon is no joke." Gumdramon added.

"There can only be one Lord of Chaos and that's me!" Discord yelled, flames bursting out his nostrils.

"Well, I would say that you two use... different forms of chaos. Yours is more random and comedic, while his is destructive and evil. I'm actually glad that I'm with this Lord of Chaos instead of the other one." Gumdramon said, smiling.

"That makes me feel a little better. At least he's not copying me." Discord said, making the silverware in front of him dance.

Gumdramon was about to take another bite of his sandwich, but stopped when he couldn't feel it in his hands anymore. He opened his eyes to reveal a dark, empty void. He stood up, realizing there wasn't a stool anymore. He started to panic, but calmed down in a second.

"Hello." A mysterious voice said.

"Who's there?" Gumdramon replied, no emotion in his voice.

"You."

"What do I want with me?"

"Find me."

"Find you?"

"Yes, you need to find yourself."

"Why would I want to do that?"

"So that you can be whole."

"How does being whole feel?"

"Good."

"I'd like to feel good."

"Then come and find me."

"Okay."

Gumdramon began walking in a random direction, following the mysterious voice.