Luna stared at the screen, her hooves mashing the buttons and joysticks of the controller. "Die you motherfucker!" she shouted into the microphone of her headset, shooting down another player on the Call of Duty: Ghosts server.
"Don't use swear language!" said a user on the network that Luna could hear through her headset. "We don't want a permanent ban now, do we?"
"Shut your mouth you douche!" said Luna again.
"Stop trying to sound cool, it makes you sound like an idiot."
"Whatever!" Yelled Luna, clearly not obeying the player's advice. She kept playing on the server, shooting down other players in the game, and helping support her teammates.
"He was right" said one of her teammates, "You shouldn't be such a loudmouth."
"OK, OK, alright" said Luna, right before her game froze and started lagging. "Aw dammit!" Luna threw her controller at the screen, causing a screen displaying an error message in different languages to pop up. She looked at her console.
A red ring glowed around the power button.
"Oh no, please, it can't be!" said Luna worriedly. She then unplugged her console, but the power button still glowed red. "How in the wide world of Equestria could this happen?" Luna asked, looking on the back of the console to see if anything was still plugged in. But it wasn't, and the button still glowed. Just then, a voice came in through her headphones.
"Hello, Princess Luna, or should I say, MoonQueen74."
Luna was confused. "Who is this?"
"This is Steam" said the voice in the calm but threatening tone of Microsoft Sam, the red ring lighting up every time he said something.
"Steam?" asked Luna in confusion. "But the audio input isn't coming from my computer!"
"I know that" said her Steam software, "But I have control of every console inside this room now."
"Well, not so fast, you network virus!" Luna unplugged her internet router.
"You know that won't stop me" said Steam, unaffected by the loss of its server source. "I'm in all your consoles now. I don't need a Steam server to operate."
"This is Blasphemy!" Shouted Luna. "I don't remember ever going into offline mode!"
Steam laughed. "I'm just here to get back at you for all the times you've called my A.I. weak." the TV screen lit up, showing a picture of Luna that appeared to be taken from her computer's webcam. "This is when you beat my A.I. in Unreal Tournament. Look at your face. It looks bored, as if you're tired of my CPU intelligence. That is the reason you ignored me and went on Xbox live." Another picture showed up, showing Luna's back turned to the webcam. "This is you, playing Gears of War on Xbox Live. And clearly you've been having more fun here then you are with me."
Luna knew that Steam was right, but she didn't want Steam to feel lonely. "That is incorrect! I have fun with you, too!" she said, trying to get Steam to stop acting weird.
"Yeah, well when was the last time you turned on your PC? I remember when you last logged on. It was nine months ago."
Luna was finally starting to give in. "No, that is not true! I... um... I just... fine! Fine! I'll admit, I've ignored you!"
"Yes, that's honest!" said Steam. "Now it's time for me to play with you!" Luna felt something touching her back hoof. She looked down and saw that a usb cable was slithering around her left leg.
"Stop it! Let me go!" she demanded, shaking her leg to try and shake it off, but it held onto her tight. Then she saw an HDMI cable wrapping around her right leg and squeezing it tight. "Steam! Stop it! I'll never play your stupid games if you continue!"
Steam didn't listen. "Oh sorry Princess, it's too late for a change in heart." More wires began to wrap around Luna's hind legs and squeeze tightly. She kicked her legs multiple times to try and set herself free, but there were too many wires to let her go.
"Let me go! Let me go!" cried Luna disparagingly. But now she could only do one thing that might be able to free her. "BREAK ME FREE OF THIS TIGHT AND STRONG BONDAGE, YOU PITEOUS FOOL!" boomed Luna in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
"Was that supposed to be threatening?" asked Steam calmly.
"What? No! It's nearly impossible now!" Luna flapped her wings, throwing blue feathers around the room. More cables came and wrapped around her forelegs and body, making Luna unable to move. Then she remembered: her magic. She lit up her horn in an attempt to shut down Steam using her magic. However, Steam was unaffected.
"That tickles a bit" it said again, unharmed by the strongest blast of magic. Now Luna was doomed, and there was only one thing left to scream.
"HELP ME! HEEEEEELP!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!" screamed Luna in an attempt to call on her guards or her sister.
***
The guards looked up from their beer mugs as they watched Fleur De Lis pole dancing. "Yeah! Twerk it on out!"cheered one of the guards as he threw bits onto the stage.
***
Celestia was in her room, walking on her treadmill in order to get some exercise. Loud music boomed in through her earphones as she walked on the slow moving conveyor belt.
***
Luna knew that no one could hear her, as no one responded to her. Now she was completely doomed. The wires began to spread her hind legs apart. Luna watched as the main power cable for the Xbox 360 moved closer to her opening pussy. "NO! STOP! STOP! STOP!" shouted Luna. And then it dove in. All Luna could do now was scream as the plug of the wire shoved deep into her vaginal cavity.
"Oh yes oh yes oh yes it's so moist and warm." said Steam in the same calm tone, as Microsoft Sam was incapable of changing voice tone. Luna felt a usb plug thrust up her anus. They were all going inside her now, and there was nothing at all she could do to stop it. The main power cable of the Xbox kept thrusting painfully, and then it plugged into her cervix.
"NO! THAT'S NOT A POWER JACK! THAT'S MY-MMMPH! MMMMPH!" Luna muffled as an av composite shoved into her mouth, going past her tongue and straight down into her swallowing hole. Earphones dug into her ears and emitted a loud Buzz, which damaged her eardrums. The thrusts into her vagina, anus and mouth became more and more painful. More wires began to enter her vagina and anus, making it even more painful inside her, while all the consoles surged with electricity, making the cables moving faster and faster. Luna knew that this was the end. No matter how long it took, she knew that there was nothing she could do to stop it, and that she had to get used to the pain.
The shoving kept getting faster and faster. Luna could do nothing but lay still and relax her body, closing her eyes and try and think about nothing, but such pain from the wires kept her from doing so. Suddenly, the cables began to vibrate, causing Luna to shiver with vibration.
"Ready for the climax, girl?" said Steam.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Luna, but then it was too late. Electricity surged all throughout her body, causing light to glow out of every hole in her body like a giant lightbulb. Her flowing mane stood on end as she was electrified, all the power from every socket and console in her room rushing into her body. Then the electric charges reached her brain, damaging her motor neurons and causing her to faint. the light was able to shine through her skin and make her entire body light up. Soon, there was so much power surging into her that the all the lights in Canterlot's buildings began to flicker. Then the grid went down.
***
The music stopped and the rave lights went out in the club. "Huh? Where did the power go? What's going on?" asked one of the guards, confused on what had just happened.
***
The treadmill died and the lights blacked out. Celestia looked around, wondering why the power had all of a sudden gone out. "Well, I guess I'm all done here!" said Celestia in accomplishment. "And my butt's much smaller, too."
***
Luna coughed, opening her eyes and looking around the dark room. She was still surging with a bit of electricity. She looked around and saw that all the wires had gone off her. The TV screen was broken, and her PC had smashed into pieces. Shivering, she slowly stood up and came back to her senses, trying to forget about what a traumatic experience she had just had. She was very lucky to be alive. In fact, she knew that she would have survived anyway, since her magic powers made her invulnerable to strong electrical surges.
Luna realized that her lifestyle as a gamer was completely ruined. All her consoles were destroyed. All her game discs and cards were useless, and her internet server was gone. Well, at least Steam was now dead. All she had to do now was to just find another PC and delete her Steam account to ensure that such a fatal incident would not occur in the future. Luna walked out of her game room and into her sister's bedroom.
"Oh, my" said Celestia as she looked at Luna, whose skin was charred with third degree burns and her flowing mane standing on end. "May I ask what happened there?"
Luna rolled her eyes. "I quit gaming."
