"Note to self," Blue JD begins to write in the black notebook,

"Uhh... Given some circumstances reminding on how everything is, I highly doubt we're ever gonna return to our original adventures in Equestria, so Khaotic Villos is in Canterlot High with us, this is gonna be a challenge. On the other hand, Twilight, Cadence, Celestia, Luna, we're very sorry about stealing your crown Twilight, hope you get this message.

Sincerely,
Blue JD."

"Hey Blue, check this out, it's hilarious." A voice yelled.

Blue JD looked by the hallway and saw a guy wearing red shirt, the back of his shirt contains a blade with sheath, red pants, and black shoes it was Red JD.

"What do you want, Red?" Blue JD asked.

"A girl is fucking a snack machine!" Red JD was grinning evilly.

"Even though it was a couple months since we've been here luckily I pulled some strings to get us into Canterlot High and I shook hands with both the Principal and Vice Principal and they gave us jobs; Red JD was the Sex-Ed teacher, Purple JD was a janitor, Green JD, Lloyd, Villos, and me were hall monitors. And tomorrow will be the Fall Formal. Red JD keeps boasting how a lot of people will be having sex, great." Blue JD thought to himself.

"See, what did I tell you?" Red JD boasted.

What I saw was a girl with purple streaked hair trying to open a snack machine with her hands.

"Red, she is not fucking a snack machine. she's trying to get something to eat."

"So, any ideas who're asking to the Fall Formal?" Blue JD asked.

Red JD was thinking who to take to the Fall Formal. But all Red JD said was: "Can it aight? I have a plan tha's gonna bring all the ladies to us."

"Is it about drugging girls and getting them horny?" Blue JD said flatly.

"No... It's about drugging girls and getting them horny."

"Figures. Just... Don't bring JD, Devin, and me into this."

"Why? I thought you want to return to Equestria after we hand Twilight's crown to Bacon-hair."

"Bacon-hair?" Blue JD asked.

"Yeah, that bacon-haired girl that wants to show her ass to worship all of Equestria, yeah... I'd worship and hit dat ass." Red JD grinned evilly.

"You know she's not going to blow you right?"

"Shut it!"

"I'm going to help that girl get something to eat." Blue JD reached inside his pocket for some change.

Then Blue JD saw a another girl that had silver hair. He recognizes that silver hair, it was Trixie Lulamoon.

"The great and powerful Trixie! ...Needs some peanut butter crackers."

Trixie put a coin in the snack machine and out the peanut butter crackers go.

"Voilà!"

Then suddenly, the snack machine whirred to life and some kind of laser gun came out from the top and pointed at Trixie's face, speaking with a robotic voice, saying, "STEP AWAY FROM THE TRIX."

"What the what!?" Blue JD was shocked.

The laser gun shot Trixie in a explosion. Trixie blew a puff of smoke.

Red JD was jaw-dropped open. "Cool snack machine."

"We should run." Blue JD suggested.

"Good idea."

Red JD and Blue JD backed away slowly, and then made a run for it.

"Hey, look at the bright side. At least we can blame this on those damn Greasers at Bullworth."

"This is Canterlot High, not Bullworth Academy."

Red JD let out a defeated: "Oh..."

"But we can at least tell Twilight about our adventures in Canterlot High. That'll make you feel better right?" Blue JD asked.

"True dat."

Equestria Girls intro

Meanwhile, in the hallway of canterlot high. three humans were watching the halls as if they were guarding a priceless jewel in Equestria.

"Hey JD, this is boring when are we gonna get a break?" Lloyd asked.

"Vice Principal Luna told us till lunchtime, we need to be vigilant, crooked cops and assassins. Plus I've never been a hall monitor before, hmm... what does a hall monitor do anyway?" JD asked.

"They go around enforcing the rules and then they send the rule-breakers to her office and she rapes them." Villos stated.

"I thought they get sent to principal's office and sends them to detention."

"That's what I said."

"Oh... How's Purple doing?"

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Purple JD spun himself around in a computer chair.

"Anyway I think we all know what we're thinking, right JD?" Lloyd looked at JD.

JD nodded. "Absolutely, rape Vice Principal Luna."

"Wha- ok- well... maybe, but still what we need is to get dates for the Fall Formal."

"YO!!!!!" A familiar voice shouted.

"Hey Red, how's your Sex-Ed go?" Lloyd asked.

"Well...."

"ATTENTION STUDENTS! TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU WHAT TO DO, WHEN A PROSTITUTE IS NEAR YOU. FIND YOUR MOTHER, OR YOUR HOT SISTER AND USE THE POWER OF THE PIMP HAND!"

"Excuse me teacher, how do we-"

Red JD slapped the student. "SHUT UP BITCH!"

Another student raised a hand.

"YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" Red JD asked.

"S-Sweetie Belle." The student trembled.

"Well well well Sweetie Belle could you do me a favor and drink that glass of water?"

"Ok." Sweetie drank that whole glass of in a few sips, she sat there for a few moments until her head swiftly collided with her desk.

"Geez man, what the hell did you do!?" An orange skinned, purple-haired student exclaimed.

"Uh I made her drowsy, c'mon there's a little field trip I gotta take you on."

"We should probably take her to the hospital."

"No way, brosay!" Red JD facepalmed, "Fuck! Now Crash Bandicoot from Sonic For Hire is making me say it!"

"Hey, c'mon, I didn't do anything that bad." Red JD shrugged.

"You took her and the students to a strip club and took Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Rarity into a friggin five-way." Blue JD said.

"Well, at least they enjoyed it. They had a good time with this baby." Red JD pointed to his huge erection.

"You're disgusting."

"And you're misleading."

"Well I'm glad someone's happy, because WE don't have fucking dates!"

"Don't worry Amigo, we just need to set up... THE TEAM!"

"Red JD, The Brawn and our Womanizer." Red JD was carrying a ton of bricks and slashed them while flirting with a hot girl.

"Blue JD, Techno-wizard and our eye in the sky." Blue JD was wearing specs while hacking a high-level security computer.

"Lloyd Shamrock, The...stealthy-ninja kinda guy." Lloyd was practicing ninjitsu.

"Purple JD, The, uh... Sexy distraction." Purple JD was wearing girls clothing while fluttering his eyes.

"JD, Master of Disquises." JD was wearing a mustache, nerdy glasses and buck-tooth teeth.

"What about me?" Devin asked.

"Oh, you're on refreshments, make sure nobody gets thirsty." Villos said flatly.

"All right we got the crew, now let's go get us some dates!" JD declared.

"Autobots, let's roll out!" Purple referenced.

"Oh Purple, you say the craziest things."

The bell rang, causing a lot of students heading for the next class. The gang started to run around the school to find some girls even it takes till the Fall Formal, before they went to the gymnasium they came across a guy with tan skin and blue eyes His hair is also blue. He wears a white shirt with a lighting bolt on it. Wears a greyish jacket with a white and red stripe with this. Also he wears jeans and black and white shoes.

"Oww... Sorry about that."

"Hey no problem, it's cool. My name is Flash Sentry, I see you have headphones." He noticed JD wearing his wireless headphones, during back in his time before he went to Equestria, JD watched the beginning of TWEWY (The World Ends With You) he saw a spiky boy wearing headphones while telling everyone to go the hell away.

"So you like music?" JD nodded. "That's pretty cool since I'm playing guitar in a rock band. By the way, I know we just met, but can you help me? My drummer's missing." He watched JD for a few minutes. Then JD broke the silence.

"You got a phone?" JD asked.

"Uh... Yeah?"

"FUCKING USE IT!" He pointed his finger at him.

Author's Note

The mechanized snack machine is from HOFFY1138.

Post your questions in the comments below and I'll field them one at a time.

Blue JD's reaction:

I'll be working on part 2 soon, and this story I just gotta get this outta the way so I can focus on part 2.