"All right bro, go ahead and ask the stork clerk. We'll look around and get the decorations." JD and Lloyd left the store to find the nearest party store.

"We're not going to the party store, are we?" Lloyd asked.

"No, we are not!" JD proclaimed.

"So, where are we going?"

"I got a text on my phone by some username, 'DustLightning69', and told me to check out this new pawn shop around the corner."

"When did you get the message?"

"When we were hall monitors, my phone chimed, I told myself I'd check it out later. but now that I think about it... it's... actually kind of strange for my phone get a text from someone that I didn't even meet."

"Maybe you met this person before?"

"Nah, last thing I need some guy holding glow sticks pretending he's in a rave trolling me."

"Ya damn right!" Lloyd held his hand in the air. "High five, brother!" they both high fived each other. "Nice."

They were walking around and then they found the pawn shop the text said from JD's phone.

"You think this is a good idea coming here?" Lloyd asked.

"Alright, listen to me, this is exactly what these scam artist do; they take your money, raise the price a bit, and then all of a sudden, boom!" JD clapped his hands once, "You've been ripped off. Leave to me. I know these scammers they're like Eddy." JD opened the door then it rang.

"Welcome to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium!"

"If you want it..."

"...we've got it!"

"Need a pogo stick?"

"A bowling ball?"

"A stuffed clown?"

"Whatever this is?" One of them held a weird helmet with wires.

JD grabbed a sword that was laying around and said. "Gimme that, this is a robbery, now hand over the rest of your shit, old timers!"

"But all we had was the Bass, everything in this store, and that Sword's made of poor craftsmanship."

"Huh... Okay, well, what about some gift certificates or something?"

"Get out of our store, you bunch of robbing delinquents!" The brothers yelled.

"Lloyd... remember when I said these guys are like Eddy?"

"Yeah..."

"Watch this." JD got close to the Flim Flam Brothers. "Hey, you guys like money right?"

"Why, of course, who wouldn't like money?" Flim answered.

"Don't forget the all those shipping expenses." Flam added.

"Wouldn't dream of it brother."

"Well here's a question, what's up with your clothes? Did you guys get ready for a fancy barbershop quartet?" JD asked.

"No." They said in unison.

"PUNCH IN THE FACE!" JD threw both his fists at Flim and Flam, causing them to fall on the ground knocking them unconscious.

"Okay, quick grab everything you see so we can get the fuck out of here."

"Why would you do that!?" Lloyd exclaimed.

"THEY ruined my favorite childhood TV show, 'Ed, Edd, n Eddy', and so I decided to retaliate by using senseless violence."

"When did you watch that show?"

"Back in 2002 when I was 8, it was my favorite television series since then."

"Dude, you need a vacation."

"I know."

JD and Lloyd grabbed everything in the pawn shop and stuffed them in a bag. "What do we do with these two?" He pointed at the Flim Flam brothers.

JD thought for a minute then he had an idea. "Do they have a few costumes in this store?"

"I found some in the back and they are creepy."

Lloyd showed JD a ton of spooky costumes and some that are mechanically broken. "Perfect."

Lloyd looked outside the store, no one is around. "Okay, no one's here, let's get what we need and-oh god what are you doing?"

"Lloyd, how bad would it be if everyone saw these two as Freddy Fazbear and Chica?" JD asked, chuckling, "I gotta do this man it... It's too funny."

"Yes JD, you're a riot, go ahead, kill them by putting them in scary costumes."

"That's the plan!" JD proclaimed, shamelessly, "Give me five minutes."

"Five minutes? Really?"

I'm just stripping their clothes off and stuffing them in indy video game costumes. Now shut up and watch the door." JD slammed the door to the back room.

"I can't believe I have to watch the whole store while you're taking their clothes off."

"Yeah, just be glad you ain't seeing this, otherwise... Ugh... You would see their-"

"La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, I'm not listening!" Lloyd covered his ears.

Lloyd looked at the windows at the store and saw five girls coming to the pawn shop.

"Aw crap, What are hell are they doing here?"

One of them has frizzy, big dark pink hair and pale pink skin. She has blue eyes and wears a white shirt with a heart on it. She wears a blue jacket over her shirt. She wears a pink skirt with balloons on it. She also wears blue boots with pink bows on them.

Another wears a pale blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a lilac skirt with her cutie mark, lilac boots with blue and violet accents, a blue diamond barrette and a violet designer belt.

The next one possesses long, rainbow colored hair with bangs hanging in the right side of her face. Her clothing consists of a blue short-sleeved button up shirt and a white shirt with her pony version's cutie mark logo on the chest. Her lower half consists of tight-fitting black bike shorts underneath a pink and white skirt, rainbow colored knee socks, and light blue Converse style high top boots. For accessories, she wears rainbow colored wristbands.

Another one has yellow skin, long light pink hair, and teal eyes, wearing a butterfly hair clip, a white blouse, a green skirt with butterflies imprinted on the side, and green knee high shoes with pink, white dotted socks.

And the last one has tan skin, blonde hair tied up into a ponytail, and sap green eyes, wearing a white shirt with green at the top, a Stetson hat atop her head, a denim skirt held up by a dark brown belt with an apple logo on the buckle, and brown cowgirl boots with two apple logos on each one.

"Howdy, Lloyd."

"Howdy yourself. What brings you girls here?"

"We're here for Applejack's Bass." Rainbow spoke with determination.

"Bass... Bass..." Lloyd said, his face scrunched up in concentration, "You mean this Bass?" Lloyd held up a large fish.

"That's not mah Bass! That's a bass!"

"What are you doing here Lloyd? Are you the shopkeeper?" Pinkie asked.

"I...I, uh...am the owner of this store. I'm doing my daily job. You know petting the merchandise, making sure it tastes nice."

JD kicked the door open and came out the back of the store with the Flim Flam brothers stuffed in the scary costumes. "Okay, I got them in costume, now let's-wait what the fuck!? Why weren't watching the door!?"

"Why are ya stuffin' the Flim Flam Brothers in creepy costumes?" Applejack asked.

"Why don't you mind your own business?"

"Gittin' mah Bass back IS mah business!"

"Fine! Whatever! Look, You caught us, I'll go get your Bass, it's in the back of the store, anyway."

JD went back to find the Bass, inside the back of the store, he found an old COBY MP3 player with an instruction sheet by Flim Flam Brothers. He took the sheet and started reading it:

This is our greatest device, a COBY MP3 player that we've modified when inserted on a computer jack, ventilation, and/or anything similar to ventilation, it'll spread aphrodisiac all over our store causing women to fall asleep and have wet dreams, and when they wake up they'll fall in love with the first person they see, and no doubt it'll be us.

"And yet I wonder what perverts these shopkeepers are." JD remarked, Still, can't believe this is making me horny.

He came back and brought out the bag of the stolen stuff and threw them at the girls as he listed them all, "Let's see... We have... A pogo stick, Ocarina, a shield, Reaverbot parts, a Yu-Gi-Oh! Elemental Hero deck, DVDs of Super Mario Bros Super Show, a Wooden Keyblade, toy candy cane guns, my artist book, PS Vita, Persona 4 Golden, Sly Cooper Thieves In Time for the PS Vita, GBA, GBC, 3DS, My iPhone, wireless headphones, MLP comic books, my glasses in my case, pocket change, pencils, my library books, a Strumplefloozle, and some kind of... I don't know, goblin erection? Uh... Yeah, that's pretty much it so far."

"All this stuff is junk, why do you store junk?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"They're not junk, all this... is my childhood items. You bore me!" JD stuffed all of the items back in the and swung it at Rainbow Dash and the others, causing them to hit the wall.

"Now, RUN! Before the gas comes in!"

"Wait, do what?" JD grabbed Lloyd by the back of his collar before he could get an answer and made a mad dash out of the store. Just then, a weird gas was flowing in the room, making the other girls sleepy "Applejack......Hur...ry..." Was the last thing Rainbow said before falling unconscious.

JD snuck back in holding his breath, set Applejack's Bass right next to her unconscious form, and swiftly left the shop again.

Ugh, dammit! I pray to Palutena they won't remember any of this and maybe they'll pass it off as a bad dream.

Outside the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium... The Streets

JD and Lloyd made a run for it, but JD noticed he couldn't let the girls leave them there.

"Lloyd, grab the girls we're taking them back to their homes."

"What!? Why!?"

"I'm a gentleman, I'm always polite to ladies, plus, we don't want Red fucking them in their sleep." JD picked up Applejack, and Pinkie.

"Gotcha." Lloyd pulled out his phone out of his pocket and dialed on its touch screen. "I'll go ahead and make a few calls."

"Okay, I know where Applejack and Pinkie's homes are, I'll take these two home."

"Alright." Lloyd called Blue JD and asked him to check on the building process of the Fall Formal and to warn him about what happened at the pawn shop.

"Hello?"

"Heeeeey, Blue JD, how's it going?" Lloyd asked, not trying to hide his nervousness.

"Lemme guess, you two fucked up with the decorations, didn't you?"

"How'd you know?"

"My Galatine sensed danger within a five-mile radius from here, meaning one of you royally fucked up."

"Well here's some bad news; the Mane 5 came in the Flim Flam Brothers' pawn shop, looking for Applejack's Bass, and now they're asleep."

Blue sighed. "Fine, I'm on my way. Red! Can you keep an eye on things while I'm gone?" Lloyd could hear Red JD's groaning and moaning. I'll be there as soon as possible." Blue JD hung up.

Lloyd hung up and put his phone in his pocket.

"He'll be here as soon as possible? That could take-"

"I'm here." Blue JD was behind Lloyd.

"-hours?"

"Sorry I'm late. Vice Principal Luna was hounding me with paperwork. Wait, Where's Applejack and Pinkie Pie?"

"JD probably took them back to their homes."

"That worries me."

JD was carrying Pinkie and Applejack on the way to their houses, even though if he stole AJ's Bass he wouldn't know how to play it. Lloyd and her are probably friends, best friends. it took hours and hours to find their houses, although Pinkie fell down. JD picked her up; he really hopes they'll think of it as a bad dream. Lucky for him he found Applejack's house, thank god for GPS and navigation skills.

"Alright, let's get her back in the house."

"Excuse me?" A gruff voice sternly spoke.

JD turned around and saw a guy who wears blue jeans, a white shirt, a red jacket with a brown collar, red and white shoes, and a brown leather bracelet.

"What are you doing to mah sister?"

"Shh," JD put a finger to his mouth as he hissed, "AJ's sleeping, JD helping, thigh cramping." JD took her up to her room.

"...AJ has some weird friends."

A little while later...

"Next is Pinkie Pie's house, should be easy." JD, while carrying Pinkie with one arm, jumped up in the air, grabbed a tree branch with one arm, and swung into her bedroom window like a parkour expert.

"Sweet dreams, Pinkie." JD said as he set Pinkie in her bed. He was about to leave through the window, but he saw her stirring from her bed. Just standing next to the bed, he can feel the heat coming from her. She is pretty cute when she's asleep. Ugh! Fine, dammit! I'll take care of her till she wakes up! But for you Pinkie, Don't blame me if anything bad happens!

I went into her kitchen and opened the fridge which turned out to be full of whipped cream.

"Whipped cream? Doesn't Pinkie stock her fridge with stuff like, I don't know, bananas? Apples? Something that's NOT from a can?!" I suppose even if you're Pinkie you can store a fridge with whipped cream, what's next? Cream cheese? Cake? Or worse, her photo collection of her naked body... I gotta stop Red JD talking about porn before going to bed.

"Bingo, found a bottle of water in the bottom drawer of the fridge! Now to give this to Pinkie."

JD went up to Pinkie's room and saw that she's still struggling in her bed... he twisted the cap off the water bottle and put it up to Pinkie's lips.

Pinkie slowly drank the water, and then Pinkie mumbled something in her sleep.

"Gol...die..."

"Goldie?"

Suddenly Pinkie grabbed JD's arm and pulled him in her bed.

GAH! JD screamed in his thoughts.

"Goldie... Stay with me."

Who is this Goldie? Is it Goldilocks? Am I in 'Hoodwinked'? If so, I'm gonna beat the hell out of that big bad wolf. No, wait a minute, that's ridiculous. Ugh! Dammit! How do I get myself into these messes-and now she's kissing me, oh, bravo, bravo. JD clapped his hands in his mind.

She started kissing JD's cheek and snuggling him like a teddy bear as she hummed dreamily. Just then, JD's phone started vibrating, he checked his phone. GOD DAMMIT! it's Celestia! He answered the phone. "Hello." He whispered.

"JD, where are you and Lloyd with the party supplies?"

"Uh... We got the decorations and my brother's on his way with the music."

"That's not what I heard from Villos, he said that you and Lloyd were just getting the Party decorations and the music and you somehow came across a pawn shop that someone texted you about."

JD put his hand to the phone and muttered to himself, "How does Villos know about my text message?" He removed his hand and continued, "Look, I'll deliver it to you as soon as possible, right now, I'm carrying a few things for Pinkie."

"All right. Just make it quick, ok?"

"Sure." JD hung up his phone and placed it in his pocket.

JD looked out the window, the view was nice and beautiful, he noticed the tree branch he climbed in, which he saw Lloyd standing on and watching him- Wait! Lloyd!? Lloyd saw JD being cuddled by Pinkie pie.

"Lloyd. Help. Me." JD whispered.

"Okay, you charmer with the ladies." He snickered.

Some time later after Blue JD went back to Canterlot High...

"Aha-ha-ha, that was SO rich! I can't believe you slept with Pinkie." Lloyd chuckled.

JD scowled. "Shut up."

"Hey, at least I found you. She was cuddling you like a teddy bear!"

"This'll be our secret, you better take it to the grave." JD growled, before returning his voice to normal, "Oh, and one more thing, if I get attacked by someone, run and don't look back."

"Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen to you, we just gotta get the decorations and we'll be back at the school in ten minutes."

"Yeah, just run and don't look back." JD told him twice.

"JD, sweetie pie! Yoo-hoo!" A voice gave out.

"Oh shit, she's coming over here." JD gritted his teeth.

A girl with lime green skin, yellow eyes, two toned hair, a darker green and white, wearing a pink headband with a rose of the same color and a yellow heart in the center, a half pink, half purple shirt, a gold chain necklace with a lyre charm, a forest green feathery skirt, orange socks, and deep purple boots made her way to the group.

"Um... Hey, Lyra how's it going?"

"What are you guys doing?" Lyra asked.

"We're trying to get party decorations, but that pawn shop didn't have any!"

"That's a bummer cause I just found the nearest party store three blocks from here."

"Can you take us there?"

"Sure, under one condition. You have to kiss me and say that you love me."

JD cringed. "WHAT THE WHAT!" He exclaimed.

Lyra bats her eyelashes while she stared at JD, "Well? I'm waiiiitiiiing~." She spoke in a sing-song voice.

"Crap, now I'm the one who's gotta pay the fiddler."

"Come on JD, hurry up and get this over with so we can get back to school."

"Or what? Cause you told me to?"

"Do it!" Lloyd ordered.

"Fiiiiiine!" JD kissed Lyra on her cheek.

"Kiss her on the mouth like you want to bang her body!" Lloyd chastised.

"I... I..." JD couldn't find the words to say. "Lyra... I..."

"Yes, what is it, JD?"

"...I'll do it."

"You will?" She asked, excitedly.

"But, keep this a secret from everyone, alright? And... Lyra, I just want to ask you something, and well..."

Lloyd saw Red JD in the background "Oh, will you two just fuck already!?"

"No, no, no! That's not what I meant! I mean, I-oh God, I can't think straight-what I mean to ask you is-"

Lyra clamped his lips shut and said, "JD, stop talking."

They gazed into each other's eyes, and slowly, but surely, their lips met. This feeling he felt was pure bliss A kiss to melt in eternal bliss.

After they separated, JD spoke, "Lyra can I-"

"Ask you to the Fall Formal? Is that what you were saying?" Lyra intercepted.

"Yeah, well, truth be told, I'm kind of afraid of being rejected."

"Well, a deal's a deal after all, I'll go with you to the Fall Formal. Come on, the decorations aren't gonna buy themselves!" Lyra grabbed JD's hand and took him and Lloyd to the nearest party store.

After they got the decorations, Lyra broke away from JD and Lloyd to deliver them to the school. Finally, they both went to the park while dragging the still-unconscious Flim Flam brothers and sat them on a bench.

"All right, now all we need is a bunch of people to start beating the hell out of them." JD strategized.

"How are we gonna do that?" Lloyd asked.

"Don't worry, I got this." JD cleared his throat and shouted; "EVERYONE LOOK, IT'S FREDDY FAZBEAR AND CHICA!" JD yelled.

Everyone shouted, "WHAT!?"

"KILL THEM SONS OF BITCHES!" A man exclaimed.

All the people in the park grabbed pitchforks and baseball bats, then a young man said, "Let's ass-rape them with a pitchfork!" they stopped for a minute and stared at him but he finished his sentence, "To death!" Everyone cheered. They started beating up the Flim Flam brothers in costume, then said brothers felt something sharp and pointy in their asses they screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

JD chuckled. "Works every time."

"We should probably go before the whole town sees us."

"Good point, let's go."

JD and Lloyd left the park in just the nick of time. "All right, we got everything from the pawn shop in these shopping bags. Now our next mission is-"

"STRIP, YOU MANWHORE!" A voice gave out.

"What?"

Lyra charged straight for JD and pinned him on the ground, then she took all of his clothes off she started by removing his pants and his underwear.

"Run Lloyd! But be careful, don't look back!" JD exclaimed.

"What!?..." He saw Lyra's breasts while she was sucking JD's cock. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.... It burns!"

My hero. JD thought, his mind emanating with sarcasm.

"Sorry JD, I'll come back and collect your bones..." Lloyd said as he kept running, "later, of course!"

"YOU DICK!"

Trixie Lulamoon was just walking by when noticed the scene JD and Lyra were making and had a mischievous smile.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is gonna post this all over Facehoof! This is going to be even better than that 'Anti-Twilight' video Sunset Shimmer put up yesterday!" She pulled out her phone and accessed the camera app.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!"

SNAP

Trixie took the picture and sent it to every possible person she knew in CHS through Facehoof and anyone else sent to everyone they knew and they sent it to everyone they knew, and so on, it is currently the most viewed photo on the entire site by 11,794,052 people.

Author's Note

Eeyup... told him not to look back... Told'em twice.

JD's reaction:

Author's notes
This chapter was a pain, but I wish all those fishing trips didn't get in the way. A few weeks ago my step-father and my mom wanted me and my brother to go fishing. Although, I did catch a Catfish in the end. My Editor helped me out with this chapter and he chose to remain anonymous. Let me know what you guys think about this chapter in the comments, I'mma go watch Sword Art Online I & II, One Piece, Kill La Kill, and Inuyasha: The Final Act.
The OC that was referenced belongs to Golden Flare.