The Light of a Disco

"She's living in the past so you won't last without the proper care! With a royal farewell and an animate spell you won't have long to prepare!" Foals sung as they roamed down the streets of Ponyville. The excitedly ran as they carried their candy bags to the last house that they haven't visited.

The foals knocked on the door and waited patiently for someone to answer. It didn't take long but a purple mare opened the door. "Trick-or-treat!" The kids screamed. One of them, Sweetie Belle, walked up to the purple mare.

"Twilight, how come you don't have a costume? You do know it's Nightmare Night. Don't you?" Sweetie Belle examined Twilight.

"Yes, I know. I just decided I shouldn't wear a costume this year." Twilight levitated a hand full of candy for every kid standing at her doorstep. She dropped them in the bag and watched as the foals ran off. She closed the door and began walking, until she heard another knock.

"Twilight, you missed it! There was this huge piñata and it had at least 200 pounds of candy in it and Pinkie Pie broke it on her first swing! Now there's just a whole bunch of candy lying on the floor. If you hurry you can still levitate it over here!"  Rainbow kept pointing to the middle of town as she did a couple spins in the air.

"Alright, fine. I'll help you get the candy." Twilight teleported to the center of Ponyville and saw a huge amount of candy just lying on the floor. Twilight took about half of the candy and brought it back to her castle.

"That's it?! There's about 2 thousand more pieces of candy over there!"

"There's more ponies who want that candy you know. Just cause I can do it doesn't mean I should. Besides, this is more than enough candy to last a year. And by then it'll be Nightmare Night again."

"Why don't you suck Discord's dick. It's not like you wouldn't enjoy that." Rainbow muttered. Twilight's ears perked up and she gave Rainbow a mean look. "I-I-I mean, uh... Gotta go!" Rainbow took off with her plastic chainsaw and bag.

Fluttershy looked at the speedy Rainbow Dash as she made her way to Twilight' castle. She finally made it and she walked into the throne room. There, she saw Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight. Each doing there own thing. She also saw the huge bunch of candy just sitting on the floor. She made her way to Twilight and asked a question,"Why is there candy on the floor?"

"Rainbow Dash made me pick it up and she hasn't come back to take it." Twilight flipped a page and continued to read her book. She was a bit too into it, and that got Fluttershy curious. The yellow pegasis tried to look at the cover of the book but couldn't make out what the title was. The room was too dim for her to read the title. Not to mention Twilight held the book slanted.

"Hey Twilight, what book are you reading?"

"N-nothing." Twilight held the book close to her chest and covered the title. They all stared at her blankly, Rarity with a eyebrow raised. "Uh, It's just about Nightmare Night. Nothing else." Twilight sheepishly grinned as she went back to reading.

"Can I see?" Fluttershy peeked over Twilight's shoulders and saw a colt with a construction worker costume. But not for long. Twilight reacted almost immediately. "What was that?"

"I believe my Twilight it looking at other colts!" Discord appeared on Twilight's book (small of course) and she immediately through it to the ground. "Ow!"

"Number: I'm not yours. Number 2: I've got my rights! Number 3: what the buck do you want!?"

"Simply to see what costume you're wearing. But, uh, you don't have one." Discord observed Twilight as she just rolled her eyes. "Wait a sec." Discord started sniffing the air. "I smell waffles." Immediately about 5 hundred pounds of waffles filled the room.

"Discord!"

"Actually, scrap that. I smell candy!" All the waffles in the room turned into candy which expanded the original pile. Now everyone was swimming in the candy that almost filled the room. "The sweet, sweet snack that gives us cavities!"

"Discord, Pinkie's already sugar-high. We don't want her exploding, do we?" Twilight levitated the very small Discord. But he wasn't small for long, he changed size while transforming the pile to it's original size. "Good boy."

"I'm not your dog!"

"You act like hers!" Pinkie shouted as she jumped in the candy pile. "Plus, Rainbow told us everything that happened 2 weeks ago!" Pinkie's statement made Discord and Twilight blush.

"Oh yes, the 'almost eating me' accident. If I do recall, you told him to behave like a 'good boy'." Rarity mocked Twilight. Now Twilight was a darker shade of red, almost hiding behind her book.

"Don't worry a bit, Twilight. Ah know Ah won't tell. Not sure 'bout Pinkie er Rarity." Applejack took a huge bite of her apple.

"What is that suppose to mean?" Rarity almost jumped out of her throne. "Of course I can keep a secret! Just because I like a little gossip doesn't mean I like to gossip about friends!"

"Rarity, you're like a gossip-monger! But I can't be trusted! I already told 10 ponies!" Pinkie continued to shove candy in her mouth. Now Twilight was as furious as possible. She was just about to zap Pinkie but was interrupted by the bell. Ha! Get it? Saved by the bell!

Anywho, Twilight opened the door and saw an excited Applebloom. "Rainbow Dash told me you and Discord're together! Is it true! Ah wanna know! Ah wanna kno-o-ow!"

"Dangit, Rainbow. Where is she?"

"In the middle of town tellin' ponies 'bout you and Discord."

"She tried offering a bunch of stuff but Discord was still trying to break the force field. Then Twilight ended up dropping the force field herself. Then she got this bright idea to—"

"Not... Another... Word." Twilight interrupted. "We need to talk, now." Twilight started walking and Rainbow followed. They walked to a place where no one would hear them. "What do you think you're doing?!"

"Telling everpony about you and Discord."

"Why?"

"Because people should know that the Princess of Friendship kissed the Lord of Chaos."

"No, they should not! And the only reason I kissed him was to save us from being eaten!"

"I only told about 25% of Ponyville's population."

"It's bad enough that Pinkie told 10 ponies. Next thing you know, Celestia's gonna be—"

"I'm gonna be what?" Celestia whispered in Twilight's ear. Celestia and Rainbow cracked up when they saw Twilight on the floor.

"Be on my door step." Twilight finished her sentence as she got up.

"We need to talk about Discord." Celestia informed Twilight.

"Can that chat wait? I'm in the middle of... wait a sec. Did you say Discord?" Celestia simply nodded in reply. "How much do you know?"

"The whole story. Discord asks you out on a date, come back, Rainbow says he has no chance with you, becomes big and scary and a threat to Equestria. And yada yada yada you kiss him for no reason and he turns back to normal."

"I didn't do it for no reason! If the thought of him not getting a chance with me made him mad. So if I give him a reason to believe he does then he'll stop. Which is exactly what happened." Twilight said loud and proud.

"Tell us, Twilight, did you enjoy it?" Celestia raised an eyebrow for emphasis. But she burst out laughing again at the dark reddish blush on Twilight's face.

"Stop laughing at me!" Celestia continued laughing. "Fine, I've had it. Rainbow, stop telling ponies or I'll get you banished. And good-bye Celestia."

Twilight lays on her bed trying to fall asleep. But kept thinking Worst Nightmare Night ever! She continued thinking of this up until the point where she would go on a rampage and destroy her bedroom. She was too tired to get out of her bed, though.

After almost an hour of thinking, Twilight finally drifted into sleep. She was now in a dream state, everything was white though. No colors, just white. Twilight started moving to the left. After about 10 feet of walking, Twilight was being chased by a giant head of a pony. She ran the other way, but another head chased her. She moved north, blocked by a head. She want south, blocked by a head.

She was cornered. No where to go, except upwards. She flew up above the head. Then Celestia's head threw her back to the ground. She was in a box of heads.

"You don't deserve to be Princess!" She heard one say.

"Did you hear she kissed Discord!? What a loser!"

"I don't want to be ruled by somepony who likes the spawn of the devil!"

"Discord can do way better than this lame-o!" The last one said. Twilight looked upwards, expecting the Celestia-like creature to say something. She didn't want to hear anything, really. She was kinda depressed to hear that, dream or not.

"I don't care what you say! As long as I have my friends, I can take anything you can dish out!" Twilight exclaimed. She looked back at the heads who were now running. She looked up again and this time seeing a full body Celestia.

"I don't want you! You don't deserve to be a princess or my protege!" The fake Celestia exclaimed, about to attack Twilight.

"Enough!" Luna cried out. She used her magic to destroy the fake Celestia. She looked at Twilight. Twilight was fine. "Not the reaction I'd have if my sister disowned me."

"I knew it was a dream. How else would you explain the giant floating heads?"

"Hm," Luna laughed. "Well, while we have time. Why don't we chat?"

"What do you want to talk about?"

"Discord."

"Celestia told you, didn't she?" Twilight sighed.

"No, I heard the heads. I have to tell you, he's been dreaming about you lately." Luna laughed at the blushing Twilight. "I'm going to, or as you now say, go out on a limb and guess that you like him too."

"W-well, kinda. Don't tell anypony I said that!"

"Do not worry. I royal promise not to tell anypony about your little crush."