The Light of a Disco

"But you told me that you whispered in his ears—" Rainbow was cut off by Twilight putting a hoof on her mouth.

"You are fully aware that I told you afterwards that I was joking! For the ten millionth time, I told Discord I'd get him banished if he weren't to change you back! That kiss was to protect you from killing yourself!"

Rainbow pushed Twilight's hoof, "Twilight, you can't go on and about telling shit like that and not expect me to tell somepony."

"Argh! I'm done! I-I'm just done! Not taking anymore of this."

"Well it's your fault for lying. You're the reason you're on the newspaper." Rainbow pointed to the newspaper she held.

"Oh hey! You're breath smells. Wanna know how to make it better? Brush the back of your tongue, brush your teeth, and stop talking all that shit!" Twilight was sarcastic at first but grew more and more serious as she progressed in her sentence.

"Damn, never thought I'd here such words from a princess. I know I'm awesome and all but you don't need to give me the special treatment." Rainbow mocked. Twilight was so close to beating the shit out of Rainbow, but she was interrupted by a blinding whit light.

"And that's the last of 'em!" Discord said as he took the newspaper from Rainbow's hand and shred it to pieces. "All Ponyville newspapers are completely shred to pieces. You're welcome!"

"Phew! Thank you Discord. I owe you one." Twilight let out a sigh in relief.

"I've got an idea." He leaned in closer to Twilight.

"Don't even try," Twilight used her magic to push Discord's face to the ground. Rainbow laughed to her hearts content as she witnessed the most funniest thing she's seen in a long while.

"This! This is too funny!" Rainbow continued laughing. Laughing one minute, croaking the other. She was turned to a frog. "Croak!" She tried telling Discord to turn her back.

"Discord! Turn her back now or, so help me Celestia, I'll—"

"At least for an hour? She deserves it!" Discord pointed to the shredded newspaper on the floor. Twilight rubbed her chin furiously.

"CROAK!" Rainbow jumped onto Twilight's head.

"Okay, you got me there Discord. In one hour turn her back." Twilight cheerfully walked out of the room while Rainbow Frog furiously jumped on Discord's head.

"CROAK CROAK!"

"Sorry, I don't speak frog, I only understand chicken!"  And like that, Discord teleported away leaving Rainbow alone in the room.

"CROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAK!" Damn you all! I hope you're enjoying this readers! IT BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT!