Halloween: The True Story

Dear Readers,

I am Surprise Song. You've probably heard of me before. I mean, who hasn't? I'm an awesome prankster and I love SURPRISES!!! But that's beside the point. I've been accused of many things in the past few days, and you've probably all heard the story: dumb blonde ruins Halloween and causes small purple dragon to choke on a lollipop. Well, that's Truly's twisted version, anyway. But this is the true story, not some twisted rumor. I apologize in advance to Spike and the fillies. I'll buy you as much candy as you want, guys! Through all this, Tex has been really supportive. Thanks, Babe!   This is the true story, straight from the horse's mouth. Now read, and see Truly for who she "Truly" is!

-Surprise Song