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A little explanation
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Jack POV
"So let me get this straight. Darth Vader is actually Anakin Skywalker and his son Is Luke Skywalker?" Twilight asked.
"Yes Twilight, I know it’s strange but Star Wars is just complicated." I replied.
"Well We must say that Obi-Wan Kenobi sounds like a wise man was it?" Luna asked.
"Yes he was a very wise man." I replied.
"To think that he lost his master at the hands of the Sith Darth Maul." Celestia said.
"And to think that Anakin an Padmé fell in love even though the Jedi-code forbids it." Cadence added.
"Well Anakin did go to the dark side and almost killed Padmé." Twilight said.
"He only did it to *save* Padmé." Cadence replied.
Yep I spent the last hours explaining what Star Wars was and what the story was all about, I also told them of The Clone Wars and some of the comics that were made as side-stories.
They had all taking a liking into one of the characters, Twilight had taken a liking into Yoda because of his wisdom, Cadence had taken a liking into Anakin because of the love he felt for Padmé and what he would do for her to keep her safe, Luna had taken a liking into Obi-Wan Kenobi because he defeated General Grievous (who they all hated by the way) and because he was such a cool Human as Luna would state it, and finally Celestia, Celestia had apparently taken a linking into not one character but millions, yep she had taking a liking into the Clone troopers.
When I asked her why she said "The clone troopers remind me of my royal guard, they protect me and fight without hesitation, even if that means to die in the progress."
But Celestia later explained that he had taken a particular liking into Captain Rex and Fives.
'If she only knew what happens to Fives in season 6.' I thought while remembering the first time I saw his death. It was one of the saddest thing I had ever seen. FUCK YOU COMMANDER FOX! WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST STUN HIM!?
So after a few hours it was 15:00 PM.
'Damn Steven is going to knock at my door any second now. I thought while looking at the door.
The Princesses apparently saw that I kept looking at the door, Cadence was the first one to speak up.
"Is there something wrong?" Cadence asked.
"Well kind of, you see my best friend Steven was coming to visit me today, he could be here any second." I replied.
"Your best friend. That’s amazing we get to meet another Human! What’s he like? What kind of hair color does he have? Is he-."
"Twilight!" I cut her off.
Twilight looked at me before smiling sheepishly.
"Heheh s-sorry I can get a little to excited sometimes." Twilight admitted.
"That’s alright Twilight, but the thing Is I don’t know how Steven is going to react when he sees you." I said.
"But he is your best friend right? Why do you think he would react any different then you did?" Celestia asked confused.
"Well its just that Steven tends to overreact." I replied.
"What do you mean with overreact?" Celestia asked.
"Well……"I trailed of.
Flashback……..
"Oh my god dude I can’t believe I’m going to meet Beyoncé!" Steven shouted while me and him were escorted to VIP rooms of The Ziggo Dome.
"Just calm down dude, remember she is just a normal Human being and probably wants to be treated as one. So don’t go and kiss her feet the moment we walk in." I said.
"I would never do such a thing!" Steven replied.
Suddenly the security led us to a big door that said Beyoncé, one of the security men opened the door. When the door opened it revealed the woman Steven was a big fan of (at the time), Steven looked at her in total awe.
"Hi! You must be the winner of the contest right?" Beyoncé asked.
"I-I-I-I-I……"Steven trailed of.
I mentally face-palmed before speaking up.
"I am very sorry about his behavior miss but you see Steven can get a little-."
"OH MY GOD YOUR BREASTS ARE EVEN BIGGER IN PERSON!" Steven shouted.
"Dude what the fuck!?" I asked embarrassed of what he just said.
"Excuse me?" Asked a very confused and angry Beyoncé.
"Uhm *ahem* what I meant to say was……..Will you marry me?" Steven asked while getting on his knees and holding out a ring?
"When did he get that ring and……….That’s my dad’s wedding ring!" I thought.
"Well I eh I must say I am flattered, but you aren’t my type sweetheart but I appreciate you taking a liking into me." Beyoncé said.
Steven looked at Beyoncé before tearing up and running away as quickly as possible.
I simply looked the spot Steven was just in a few seconds ago.
Beyoncé looked at me with a confused expression.
"He can overreact sometimes. I said.
"I understand but he does know he was promised to get a autograph and a picture of him and me together right? Beyoncé asked.
"Just give me the autograph and I’ll bring it to him." I replied.
"Aright here you go." Beyoncé said while garbing a photo of her and signing it.
She gave the photo to me and asked me a question.
"What about the picture of me and him?" Beyoncé asked.
"Just leave that one out, he’s probably already out of The Ziggo Dome anyway." I replied.
"Is he really that fast?" Beyoncé asked confused.
"Well that and he did need to take a pee before we went over to you." I replied.
"Oh I see, well good luck with your friend." Beyoncé said while giving me a smile.
"Thanks ma’am I’ll need it." I replied giving her an awkward smile.
"Would you two be so nice to escort this young man back to the front entrance?" Beyonce asked the security.
The security men didn’t even respond, they just grabbed me by my arms and escorted me to the front door.
"Hey easy big guys!" I said.
They simply ignored me and dragged me to the front door, when we arrived at the front entrance of The Ziggo Dome they let go of me and gave me a cheeky smile.
I simply gave them the finger before running for my life.
'Need to find Steven before he gets drunk and does stupid things.' I thought while running towards the parking lot where I had parked my car.
After a few more minutes of running I arrived at the parking lot, I quickly made my way over to my car only to see Steven leaning against it.
"Hey dude a-are you ok?" I asked while catching my breath.
"I-I’m fine man, I-I just thought she was the one you know?" Steven replied.
"I’m sorry to hear that buddy but look at it from the bright side you are now over her and you're single ready to mingle." I said while throwing my arms up.
Steven chuckled a little before speaking up.
"I know man but I just wished Beyoncé would have admitted her feelings to me as well." Steven said.
"Uhm didn’t she say you weren’t her type?" I asked.
"She did but that is called denial my dear friend." Steven replied.
"I would call it you being a total creep." I replied.
"Thanks for your soothing words!" Steven replied sarcastically.
"You’re welcome." I replied.
With that said we got inside of the car and drove home, I could hear Steven sniffing and mumbling something.
"One day you will be mine Beyoncé." Steven mumbled.
'Keep dreaming man, keep dreaming.' I thought.
End of flashback……….
"Hello Jack art thou still there?" Luna asked while waving her hoof in front of my face.
"Huh? Uh yeah yeah I just spaced out a little sorry , I tend to do that sometimes." I replied.
"That is alright but could thou please make that annoying sound stop!?" Luna asked.
"What annoying-."
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
"DUDE IT'S ME STEVEN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR MAN! I heard Steven shout.
"Shit it's Steven, quickly hide behind the couch." I said.
"Why wou-."
"Just do it!" I cut Celestia of.
They all looked at each other before moving behind the couches, luckily they were small enough that Steven could probably not see them if he was standing in the doorway.
'Damn what do I do now?' I thought while walking toward the front door.
"Dude answer the damn door! Are you jerking of again?" Steven asked.
"Dude shut up I’m coming I’m coming, jeez." I replied.
"Thank the gods, Jack is awake!" Steven said.
"Yeah yeah." I replied while unlocking the door and opening it.
There I saw Steven wearing his God of War t-shirt, blue jeans and black Adidas shoes.
"Hey dude mind if I come in?" Steven asked.
"Ehm actually you can’t come in." I replied.
"Why not? I mean I know your house is a total mess but I don’t give a fuck about that." Steven replied while walking towards the entrance.
I quickly pushed him back before speaking up again.
"But yous eriously can’t come in right now." I said.
"Why not dude?" Steven asked confused.
"*sigh* Because I just nailed a really hot chick who is still sleeping in my bed as we speak." I lied.
"Dude you got laid!?" Steven asked.
"Ehm yes?" I replied.
"Dude that’s awesome! What’s her name? What does she look like? She's got double D’s right?" Steven asked.
"Her name is Daphne, she looks like a super model and yes she’s got double D’s." I replied.
"Dude YOU.HAVE.GOT to send to me a picture of her." Steven said.
"Alright.......I will." I replied.
"And….." Steven trailed off.
"And I’ll take a picture of her D’s as well." I replied casually.
"AWESOME! Alright dude I’ll see you in 4 hours? Is that enough time to get rid of her?" Steven asked.
"Dude what kind of sick fuck are you?" I asked.
I’m just messing with you man, don’t worry, but you remember our Bro-code right?" Steven asked.
"I guess." I replied.
"Do you remember rule number 6?" Steven asked.
"Ehm…..No?" I replied.
"Always share with bro’s." Steven replied with a grin.
"Always share with………Ah dude gross!" I replied.
"Hahahahaha I can’t believe it took you that long to figure it out dude. You are such a dumbfuck." Steven said.
"Says the guy who cried over Beyoncé!" I snapped back.
"That bitch? Nah I’m over her dude, Araina Grande is my new girl now." Steven said.
"You know she won’t even notice you right?" I asked.
"Maybe she will and maybe she wont. But that doesn’t matter right now, good luck ditching your one-night stand!" Steven said.
I simply sighed and he gave me a pat on the shoulder.
"Cheer up buddy, it's Summer vacation, two months no school and no parents!" Steven said.
"Fuck yeah!" I said while giving him an air-five ( A high five but in the air duh.)
"Alright dude I gotta go, see you in a few hours lady-killer." Steven said.
"Yeah see you in 4 hours creep!"I replied.
With that said Steven walked back to his home, I closed and locked the door just in case Steven decides to try something funny.
I walked over to the living room and spoke up.
"Alright coast is clear. You can come out now." I said.
All of the Princesses got out from behind the couch and looked at me with a confused expression.
"Was that Steven?" Cadence asked.
"Yes that was my best buddy Steven." I replied.
"He seems like a……nice Human." Celestia said.
"Oh he’s nice when you get to know him, he’s just a little crazy that’s all." I replied.
"He kind of reminds me of Pinkie." Twilight said.
"Pinkie?" I asked.
"A friend of mine in Equestria." Twilight replied.
"Yeah about Equestria, I have been explaining you 4 a lot of my world but you haven’t even talked about your world when you woke up." I said.
"Well we could tell you something’s about Equestria." Celestia said.
"Go ahead." I said while sitting down on the couch.
All of the Princesses sat down on the couch as well, for some reason Cadence decided to sit by my side.
"Alright then please tell me about your world." I said.
With that said Celestia started telling me everything about her world, how she had to banish Luna to the moon because she became Nightmare Moon, how they Twilight and her friends used The Elements of Harmony to defeat a guy named Discord who was apparently The God of Chaos or something, they also told me how Twilight became an Alicorn Princess and how she and her friends defeated this guy named Tirek who could practically absorb magic. So after the entire explanation I was surprised to say the least.
"Wow. That’s a lot to take in, luckily for you nobody died when all of those things happened, when we Humans fight usually thousands pay the price." I said.
"We are sorry to hear that Jack." Luna said.
"Well luckily for you your world hasn’t been in any war." I said.
"Oh but we have been in some wars, like the war against The Minotaur Kingdom and the war against the Changelings." Celestia replied.
"But you all seemed so shocked when I told you about the wars Humanity has been through." I said.
"Yes but not because there was a war, but because of how many lives were lost." Celestia replied.
"So you are familiar with war?" I asked.
"Unfortunately I am." Celestia said, a sad expression forming on her face.
Alright time to lighten the mood again.
"Well enough of this sad tal, your wars are over as well and luckily for you your land is peaceful." I said.
"Thou art right Jack, but We would still like to know more about Star Wars." Luna said.
"Well luckily for you I have all the seasons of Star Wars The Clone Wars on DVD and I have episode 1 to 6 on DVD as well." I said.
"So We can watch it?" Luna asked.
"Yes Luna you can watch it." I replied.
Luna grew a huge smile on her face before tackling me into a bone-crushing hug.
"Luna c-can't breathe." I stammered out.
Luna's ears perk up and she let's go immediately.
"W-We are sorry Jack, We just got a little excited and We lost our self control." Luna said.
"That's alright Luna, I know how it feels to be excited for something." I replied.
Luna gave me a warm smile and walked over to the couch.
"Uhm listen I know that you said that it personal but would you mind telling me what this wish thing was you were talking about?" I asked.
"I thought you would have forgotten that." Cadence said.
"Should I tell him auntie?" Asked Cadence to Celestia.
"That decision is yours to make Cadence." Celestia replied.
"Alright I guess there's no harm telling you a little bit about myself, but only of you tell me something personal about yourself as well." Cadence said.
"Sure Cadence." I replied.
"Alright, remember what I told you yesterday?" Cadence asked.
"What part? "I asked confused.
"The part about Twilight being my sister." Cadence said.
"Wait I thought you said she was your sister?" I asked.
"That's true, you see I-I was married with Twilights brother Shining Armor." Cadence said.
"Well that's wonderful!" I said.
"Yes it was wonderful until he-he-he-." Cadence couldn't even finish her sentence, she suddenly started crying uncontrollably and collapsed to the ground, the other 3 Princesses rushed over to her and started to comfort her.
"Why did you have to ask?" Twilight asked angry.
"I-I only thought that she made a wish about meeting new things or going on an adventure, I wouldn't have expected it to be that bad." I replied.
"Well it is that bad, We still can't believe that Shining Armor so such a thing to you niece Cadence." Luna said.
'I am defiantly not going to ask what he did to her. But still what did he do that was so bad.' I thought.
"Cadence you don't have to tell him." Twilight said.
"I-I know *sob* but I need t-to get *sob* over it eventually, s-so I why not here, I just want to t-talk about it with somepony else then you 3. Not that I don't appreciate what you have done for me but I'll *sob* need to get over it eventually." Cadence said while regaining her composure.
'Alright Jack think about what you are going to say. You can either tell them that you'll drop the subject or you can be an ass and ask what exactly happened.' I thought while considering what I should say.
"Well if you say so Cadence." Celestia said.
"You don't have to tell me Cadence, I mean if it hurts you so much to talk about it then we can just drop it. "I said.
Cadence wiped away the rest of her tears and gave me a small smile.
'Yes I nailed!' I thought while mentally giving myself a pat on the shoulder.
"I'll tell you what happened Jack but it's not a thing I like to talk about." Cadence said.
"You don't have to." I replied.
"I-I need to get o-over it eventually so I might as well tell our hero." Cadence said.
Hero? She thinks I’m a hero just because I got them some shelter and food?' I thought.
Well if you are really sure then go ahead.
"A-Alright, this is what happened 4 weeks ago." Cadence said.
It was a beautiful evening in The Crystal Empire, the moon shined brightly over the beautiful Kingdom, as a Princess was now currently busy with finishing the last of her daily court.
Inside the castle a Certain Princess of Love had just finished the last letter consisting about complaints about the Crystal Empire.
"What’s this? Sombra was the best ruler and Cadence should just give up the throne and leave?" Cadence said out loud.
Who would think that? I mean Sombra was the one who enslaved all the crystal ponies in the first place. Why would somepony want him to return?
Cadence thought while reading the letter again.
Sincerely Anonymous. The letter ended.
'Of course this pony isn’t stallion enough to write down his real name.' Cadence thought while throwing the letter away in frustration.
'I can't believe that somepony would write this. Wait until Shiny hears about this.' Cadence thought while getting of her chair and placing all the letters back on her desk.
'I can't believe it's been 6 months since Shiny and I got married, I love him so much.' Cadence thought.
'Well better get back to our room, Shiny must be asleep already.' Cadence thought.
Cadence had been thinking about asking Shining if he wanted to have foals. She had always loved babysitting Twilight when she was a filly, so having a foal herself would be a dream coming true.
'I just hope Shiny that thinks the same.' Cadence thought while walking towards her and Shining Armors room.
When she got closer to their room she could mumbled voices.
"Shiny *giggle* s-stop what if Princess Cadence finds out." She heard a feminine voice asked.
"Don't worry, Cadence told me she was going to have a lot *hick* of work today, so we should *hick* be save." Another voice replied.
'What's going on in there? 'Cadence thought.
Cadence was getting really nervous, she could have sworn that the other voice was her husbands.
'But who was the other voice from?' Cadence thought while walking slowly to the door.
"Wait did you hear that?" The feminine voice asked.
"I heard nothing babe now come on and kiss this *hick* Prince." The manly voice replied.
'K-Kiss this P-Prince? No it can't be.' Cadence thought.
'What do I do now?' Cadence thought, she really wanted to barge in and know what was going on, but she was just to scared of what she could see.
"Oh Shining Armor you sure now how to handle a mare." The feminine voice said.
"I've had some experience with Cadence, but she isn't nearly as *hick* good as you babe. Shining Armor replied.
'N-No no it c-can't be.' Cadence thought while tears started to form in her eyes.
Cadence didn't even want to know what was going on behind that door, she could only assume that whatever was going on it wasn't something she was supposed to find out.
Just the thought of it made her tear up, she turned around and ran away as quickly as possible.
"Hey now I heard something again." The feminine voice said.
"*sigh* I'll go and see what *hick* it is. Shining said while walking towards the door.
He opened the door and took a quick look.
"Hello? *hick* Anypony there?" Shining asked.
Nothing was heard except for some faint hoof steps in the distance.
'Must be my imagination.' Shining thought.
"Alright now were *hick* where we?" Shining Armor asked seductively.
With that said he closed the door and the only things that could be heard were giggles and moans coming from the once bedroom of Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor.
It was getting late, the throne room of the Canterlot castle was dark except for a few candles that were lit. Celestia had just finished the last of her paperwork.
'Why do My little ponies complain so much? I mean I know that Canterlot isn't perfect but asking if there could be a Minotaur ban is just ridiculous.' Celestia thought.
'Well at least I was smart enough to grab some candles before lowering the sun.' Celestia thought while finishing her reply on the last letter.
Suddenly out of nowhere a bat pony came flying in and spoke up.
"Forgive my rude entrance your majesty." The bat pony apologized while bowing.
"That is alright but may I ask why you are here." Celestia said.
"It is about your niece Princess Mi Amore Cadenza your majesty." The bat pony replied.
"What's wrong with Cadence?" Celestia asked while getting of her throne.
"She is currently with Princess Luna your majesty." The bat pony replied.
"Yes but what happened? I mean there has to be a reason why Cadence left The Crystal Empire without letting me or my sister know that she would visit us." Celestia said.
"Well when Princess Luna summoned me I could see that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza was crying." The bat pony replied.
"She was crying? Why?" Celestia asked.
"I do not know your majesty, I was only told to get to you and tell you to go to Princess Luna's chambers." The bat pony replied.
"Alright thank you guard, I will go immediately." Celestia said.
And with that Celestia's horn started to glow and 4 seconds later she was in front of her sisters chamber.
*Knock* *Knock*
"Sister is that thee?" Luna asked.
"Yes it is me sister." Celestia replied.
"Well what art thee waiting for, come inside and help me with niece Cadence." Luna said.
Celestia didn't even respond, she opened the door with her magic. She was greeted with a unpleasant sight.
There was Cadence The Princess of Love crying. Luna was comforting her but it looked like she needed someone's help,and that someone was apparently Celestia.
"What happened!?" Celestia asked while closing the door and trotting over to her beloved niece.
"We do not know sister, here We are walking through the Royal gardens when all of a sudden niece Cadence teleports in front of us." Luna explained.
"And she just started crying?" Celestia asked.
"Yes. And when We asked her what happened she only responded with Why would he? Why would he?" Luna replied.
Celestia looked at her niece, her mane was a mess and she had tears running over her face and muzzle.
Celestia then bended over and put a wing around her niece.
"There there." Celestia said in the most soothing voice.
"What happened Cadence?" She asked soothingly.
"He he s-s-." Was the only thing what came out of her mouth.
"He? Who art thou talking about?" Luna asked.
"S-S-S-Shiny." Cadence replied.
"What's wrong with Shining Armor? Did something happen?" Celestia asked concerned.
"No n-nothing happened, except *sob* he *sob* he c-cheated o-on m-me *sob*." Cadence said.
"HE DID WHAT!?" Celestia shouted using her Royal Canterlot voice.
"Sister please let her explain!" Luna snapped.
"Oh sorry, Cadence sweetie would you please explain us what happened so we can help you?" Celestia asked.
"O-Ok *sob* auntie." Cadence replied.
And with that Cadence started telling them everything, how she walking back to her room, how she heard the feminine voice, and how she heard Shining telling her to kiss this Prince and how she ran away. After the story Cadence started crying again.
Celestia and Luna were furious to say the least.
"HOW DARES SHINING ARMOR DO THIS KIND OF THING! WE SHALL MAKE HIM PAY FOR THIS!" Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot voice.
"Luna, Cadence needs our help, you beating Shining Armor to a pulp isn't going to solve anything." Celestia snapped back.
"Sorry sister. But know that after this, we will make sure that Shining Armor will never be able to sleep with another mare again." Luna whispered.
"Cadence is there something we can do for you?" Celestia asked.
"Why would you*sob* he d-do this to *sob* me? Where did it go wrong?" Cadence asked between tears.
We do not know niece, but we promise it will be alright. Luna replied while hugging her tightly.
"I will have a word with Shining Armor." Celestia said while getting up.
"Where art thou going sister?" Luna asked.
"Like is said, I'm going to have a word with Shining Armor." Celestia replied.
Luna looked at her sister before nodding.
'I will make sure that Shining Armor regrets what he has done.' Celestia thought while casting a teleportation spell.
Within seconds Celestia teleported to The Crystal Empire.
Celestia arrived in front of The Crystal Castle, two guards were already making their way over to her.
"Your majesty." One of the guards said while bowing.
"Where is Prince Shining Armor?" Celestia asked.
"He is currently in his chambers your majesty." The guard replied.
"Thank you guards." Celestia said while walking towards the entrance of the castle.
"Your majesty wait!" One of the guards shouted.
"What is it?" Celestia asked.
"Prince Shining Armor told us that nopony was allowed to disturb him." The guard said.
"Well I think that Prince Shining Armor will make an exception for me don't you think?" Celestia asked.
"Of course your majesty, forgive my rudeness." The guard said.
"No need for apologies, you are just doing your job." Celestia replied.
"Thank you your majesty. Shall we escort you to Prince Shining Armors chamber?" The guard asked.
"No, I think I can find it myself." Celestia replied.
"Yes your majesty!" The guards said in union.
With that the guards opened the doors and Celestia walked inside.
When I get my hooves of Shining Armor he will regret the day he was born, nopony does this to his wife or husband! Shining Armor has broken this marriage and for that he must pay the price.
It didn't took Celestia long before she found Shining Armors chamber.
'Should I just barge in or should I be polite and knock?' Celestia thought while looking at the door thatch led to the bedroom of Shining and Cadence.
'Nope no knocking today!' Celestia thought while using her magic to open the door.
When the door opened she saw Shining Armor standing in front of a mirror......Alone?
"Shining Armor! Do you mind telling me why Cadence came rushing into Canterlot castle crying and saying that you were cheating on her?" Celestia asked with a stern voice.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about Princess." Shining Armor replied.
"Do not try to fool me! You better start telling the truth before I get Luna to extract it from you!" Celestia shouted.
"*gulp* I..........*sigh* I was cheating on her. A few weeks after our wedding something became clear to me, I didn't love Cadence as much as I thought I would. I thought that it was love on first sight, that our marriage would last forever. But that wasn't the case." Shining said.
"And so you decided to cheat on her just for that!?" Celestia asked.
"No, well......Kind of, I mean it's not like I wanted to but how would you feel Princess when you are married to somepony that you don't love?" Shining asked.
"*sigh* When did you find out?" Celestia asked.
A few weeks ago, at first I thought it was part of being married. You know getting used to see each other every day.
"But when more weeks past I still had the same feeling, every time when Cadence would kiss me I would just return the kiss, but not because I wanted to but because I didn't know what to do else." Shining explained.
"So you just decided to cheat on her?" Celestia asked.
"Listen I'm aware of what I have done, I drank to much and........Nightlight was around and well........."
"Nightlight?" Celestia asked.
"A few hours ago I went to the barracks to talk with the guards, as you know Princess; Nightlight is one of many female guards and well me and the other guards drank......A lot and-."
"You drank?" Celestia cut him off.
"Well.....Yes on some occasions when Cadence is busy with her royal duties I go to the barracks and have a drink or two with the guards." Shining replied.
"But back to the main topic. Why did you sleep with another mare?" Celestia asked.
"Well we had a few drinks, she was getting really touchy and well you can guess what happened next." Shining replied.
"But why? I mean why would you not talk about it with her? Why not tell her that you felt this way?" Celestia asked.
Because I was afraid of how she would react, I was afraid of how Twily would react." Shining replied.
"Cadence is heartbroken Shining, I think she needs to be alone for now." Celestia said.
"I know Princess but please tell her I'm sorry." Shining said.
"I will, but I cannot assure you that she will just accepted it." Celestia said.
"I know Princess *sigh* I am such a fool." Shining said.
"You have no idea Shining." Celestia thought.
"I will leave you to rest, but please promise me you tell this to Twilight Sparkle." Celestia said.
"What!? Why?" Shining asked confused.
"She needs to know Shining, you are her brother and Cadence is technically her sister now, so this is a family matter that needs to be discussed." Celestia explained.
"So you're telling me that I need to tell my sister about how I bucked another mare." Shining said.
Celestia flinched at his choice of words but nodded nevertheless.
"Yes Shining, do it as soon as you can. I will return to Canterlot and see how Cadence is doing." Celestia said.
"Of course Princess." Shining replied.
Celestia nodded and teleported away.
I am very disappointed in you Shining Armor. Celestia's voice echoed in the room.
"I know Princess, I know." Shining mumbled.
Present time, Jacks house.
Wow that's.....Not what I would have expected. Jack said after hearing the story that Cadence and Celestia told.
"Yes it is." Celestia replied.
"May I ask what happened after you visited Shining Armor?" Jack asked.
"Well me and Shining had a long long talk and eventually we decided it would be for the best to......Go separate ways." Cadence said.
"Ow that's.....Not good." Jack said.
It was probably for t-the b-best. Cadence said while tearing up again.
"Fuck man, Shining Armor really fucked up. I mean you’re married to a beautiful woma- errr mare and then you decide to cheat on her? Maybe he had his reasons (after what Celestia told me) but he could have at least tried to talk with her. So what if you're afraid, if you've got the balls to cheat on your wife you can talk to her about it as well." Jack thought.
Celestia and the others already started to comfort Cadence.
Damn Jack think think! What can you possibly do to lighten up the mood?
"........I got it!" Jack thought.
Hey how about I show you 4 the most funniest guy on the planet. Jack said.
"Funniest guy on the planet?" Twilight asked.
"His name is Pewdiepie! "Jack said.
"Pieuwdiepie?" Luna asked.
"Come I'll show you." Jack said while walking upstairs.
When Jack and the Princesses came down Jack was holding a very strange device.
"What is that thing Jack?" Luna asked.
"It's called a laptop' a Razor Blade to be precise, it is like the TV but different the same time." Jack replied.
"Internet?" Cadence asked.
"Yes the internet is a....well I don't really know how to explain it but on the internet you can find all different kinds of websites, like YouTube, Google, Mozilla Firefox and many more. These websites can be made for, entertainment, information, or just for a good laugh." Jack explained.
"Internet, websites oh my there is so much I want to ask you!"Twilight said.
"And you may, after I show you Pewdiepie! Jack replied.
"Pray tell who is this Pewdiepie?" Luna asked.
"He is a YouTube entertainer and he's the most famous one as well." Jack replied.
"So there are more?" Celestia asked.
"Yes you have Pewdiepie, Smosh, Nigahiga, Markeplier, Cinnamontoastken, Cry and many others." Jack replied.
"And this Pewdiepie is the most famous of them all?" Cadence asked.
"Yep, he's awesome!" Jack replied.
A few moments later they arrived in the living room, Jack told the Princesses to sit down while he would plug his laptop in his TV so they could get a better view.
The TV was turned on and the Princesses were greeted with a white screen with one word written in the middle.
"Google?" Celestia asked.
"The website I guess." Twilight said.
Suddenly letters started appearing on the screen, catching the Alicorns of guard.
"How this you do that?" Twilight asked.
"Well it's just another one of Humanity's greatest inventions." Jack replied.
"A-Alright, hey look it's that YouTube thing you told us about!" Twilight said.
Yep and now let me introduce you to.......Pewdiepie! Jack said as he clicked on video.
The video started playing with Pewdiepie saying How's it going bro's my name is Peeeeewdiepieeee and welcome to.......
"Dark Souls?" Twilight asked.
"Shhhhhh Twilight just watch." Jack said.
"A-Alright." Twilight replied.
After the video finished the Princesses were amused, at first they didn't know what was going on, but after seeing poor Pewds fail so many times they were laughing uncontrollably, Celestia thought that sir Pewds as she would call him put himself into so much misery. After explaining why Pewdiepie did this she understood and kept on watching.
Luna thought it was funny enough for her, Cadence sad mood had been replaced by a happy one with uncontrollable laughter, and Twilight was giggling whenever Pewds would fail.
"That was the *giggle funniest thing I have ever seen." Celestia said.
"This was just too funny." Cadence added.
"It was funny when he kept falling down every time and he would scream." Twilight said.
"This Human sure knows what he is doing." Luna said.
"You girls want to watch the next part?" Jack asked.
"Yes!" They said in union.
So they began watching more and more of Pewds.
What they didn't know was that a certain best friend was listening to their conversation.
'You lucky bastard.' Steven thought.
You said you had 1 chick not 4! Well I guess he's going to have some fun tonight. I might as well leave.......But he better send me their pictures. Steven thought while walking away.
While Steven was walking towards his home he could only think one thing.
'Why does Jack always get the ladies?'
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