I need a drink

Jack POV,

Man I haven't laughed this much since that time Steven when decided to dress like a girl and tried to get into the girls locker room.

Me and the four Princess have been watching Pewdiepie, CinnamontoastKen, Cry and Smosh for the past 2 hours. Celestia admitted that she liked Pewdiepie the most, Luna couldn't really decide on who was the best, Cadence found Smosh very funny, and Twilight really enjoined CinnamontoastKen.

So yeah, we pretty much have been doing nothing else but watch famous YouTubers for the last couple of hours.

"Ooh javlarrrr!" Pewdiepie screamed.

"What the fuck was that!?" Ian asked.

"A picture of Ian’s mom just flashed on screen." Anthony replied.

"Fuck me." Pewdiepie said.

"That was not very nice of Anthony now was it." Celestia said; watching the scene.

"Well Ian did kind of ask for it." Luna replied.

"Well I really like the fact that Smosh and Pewdiepie are making a video together." Cadence said.

"And it's just too funny." Twilight added.

Yep we were watching the G-mod video were Pewds and Smosh were playing through a puzzle/horror map. Cadence was really excited when she heard that (now) two of her favorite YouTubers had made a video together.

After a few more minutes of laughing the video ended.

"Well that was entertaining." Twilight said while wiping the tears from her eyes.

"It sure was." Cadence added.

"We wish we had this in Equestria." Luna said.

"Yes, now that would be hilarious." Celestia replied.

"Wow two days and you girls are already addicted to YouTube." I said.

"Not addicted, we just can't stop watching it." Luna says.

I chuckled at her comment, I looked at my watch, it said eight Pm.

'Shit its eight o clock already?' I thought while looking at my watch.

"Is there something wrong?" Celestia asked.

"Huh? N-No it's just that it's eight o clock, and we haven't eaten something yet." I replied.

"Well we're not hungry so--."

*rumble* "Maybe a just a little hungry." Celestia said sheepishly, while blushing a little.

"Well I better get started then; I'll make you girls the best alien salad you'll ever eat." I said with much confidence.

"You don't have to do that you know, we can just eat those apples you brought with you." Celestia said.

"Oh no, you are my guests and you will be treated as such." I said sternly. "Now just go watch some TV while I prepare dinner."

*sigh* "There is no way of talking you out of this is there?" Celestia asked.

"Nope." I replied.

"Well ok then, but there has to be something we can do to help. We could help you prepare dinner." Celestia suggested.

"Well if you really want to help you could set the table.”I suggested.

"Consider it done." Celestia said while walking towards the others.

"Sister We are Princesses, we shouldn't even consider doing things like setting the table in Equestria." Luna said.

"I know, but think about it, we are on an alien planet were our host is preparing us dinner, and like I said before; he isn't one of our subjects, so he doesn't need to treat us like his rulers." Celestia explained.

"Well if thou looks at it that way then......Let us set this table like it has never been set before!" Luna says with much confidence.

*Giggle* "Oh Lulu, the way you act sometimes is just hilarious." Celestia said.

"Huh? What does thou mean sister?" Luna asked confused.

"N-Nothing sister." Celestia replied while holding her hoof to her mouth to contain her laughter.

"Ehm auntie?" Cadence asked.

"What is its dear?" Celestia asked.

"Shouldn't we begin with setting the table?" Cadence asked.

"The table, yes of course!" Celestia exclaims while walking towards the table. The others followed Celestia towards the table. They stood in front of the table; Celestia kept watching the table for what seemed like hours, until Luna spoke up.

"Sister if thou art done watching the table, we could set the table like thou suggested." Luna said.

"Huh oh yeah r-right I eh I knew that, it's just that....." Celestia trailed off.

"It’s just what Princess?" Twilight asked.

"We don't have any dishes to set the table with." Celestia said.

Luna looked at her sister before chuckling a little, Twilight had to contain her laughter, while Cadence wasn't really paying any attention to the whole conversation, for some reason she kept taking glances at me?

"We will ask Jack if--."

"Second cabinet to your left." I interrupted casually while slicing the tomatoes I had brought with me.

"Oh t-thank thee Jack." Luna said.

"Don't mention it Luna." I replied.

Suddenly my drawer was covered in a gold aura, suddenly 5 plates, 6 knives, and 5 forks levitating towards the table. I looked at it in awe, when suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my finger.

"AAAH SHIT!" I screamed while pulling my finger away.

"What happened?!" Celestia asked while trotting towards me.

"Nothing, I just cut myself." I replied while looking at my finger.

'Shit it's bleeding pretty bad, better stop the bleeding before it gets worse.' I thought.

"Let me take a look at that." Celestia says while (somehow) grabbing my hand and taking a look at my bleeding finger.

"I got this." Celestia said.

Her horn started to glow, and suddenly my finger was covered in a gold aura, I felt a strange feeling in my finger. 'Heh that kind of tickles' I thought. Suddenly the gold aura disappeared; I looked at my finger and to my surprise the bleeding had stopped and the cut was gone.

"How did you do that?" I asked in awe.

"It's just a simple healing spell, nothing too difficult." Celestia replied while inspecting my finger. "Does it still hurt?" Celestia asked.

"No surprisingly it doesn't, thanks Celestia." I said while giving her a warm smile.

"Oh it's nothing really but *snif*, what is that wonderful smell?" Celestia asked.

Oh my god, I she drooling?

"Uhm that would be the salad I prepared for the 4 of you." I replied while adding the last cucumber slices to the salad.

"It smells amazing." Cadence said while walking towards me.

"Let’s just hope it tastes as good to." I replied while picking the bowl up and walking towards the table. Fastest salad I've ever made, just cut some tomatoes, cucumber, and of course some lettuce. Add some olive oil to that and you've got yourself a five-star salad.

We arrived at the table, I set the bowl down and sat down on one of the chairs. I started to put the salad on each of the plates. "Alright bon appétit." I said.

"Ehm Jack?" Twilight asked.

"What is it Twilight?" I replied.

"We uhm, we can't sit on your chairs." Twilight said while trying to get on the chair, only to fall off afterwards.

*oompf* "See?" Twilight said while getting up.

"Oh I-I see, ehm.....We could sit on the couch if you want." I suggested.

"Sure, anything than these wooden chairs. How can you even sit on those?" Twilight asked.

"Well I've got an ass of steel ." I replied.

"A what?" Twilight asked.

"N-Nothing, it's nothing." I replied while holding my hand up.

"O-Ok?" Twilight replied confused.

"Art thou coming or not?" Luna shouted from the living room.

"How did she get there so quickly?" I asked confused.

"We simply teleported to thine living room." Luna replied while digging her muzzle in the salad.

"Mphis mis meally good." Luna said while chewing on her salad.

"Sister, please show some manners." Celestia said sternly.

"Aah forget about it." I said while chuckling a little. "Trust me, I've seen how Steven eats his meals; and believe me that the way Luna eats is nothing compared to him."

"Is it really that bad?" Celestia asked me while we were walking towards the couch.

"Yeah, I think he even dislocated his jaw a couple of times." I replied shuddering at the thought.

I will never get that image out of my brain.

"Ow well luckily he isn't here right now.......Wait didn't he say that he would visit you a few hours ago?" Celestia asked while looking towards the window.

"Don't worry Celestia, Steven probably forgot it again." I said casually.

"Are you sure, I mean not that I don't want to meet him in person but it's just that, you know." Celestia trailed off.

"It's just what?" I asked while sitting down on the couch.

"Well you said he would freak out if he would see us." Celestia said while sitting down on the couch as well.

"I'll tell him eventually, but not just yet." I said while taking a bite from my salad. Damn this is actually pretty good.

"Jack, we are finished with our salad; could we have some more?" Luna asked while her plate levitated in front of my face.

"Sure thing Luna." I replied while grabbing her plate. "But you don't have to ask, my house is your house.....As long as you promise not to break anything. Alright here you go." I said while holding her plate out, the plate was covered in the same dark blue aura and levitated back to Luna.

"Wow! This is delicious!" Cadence exclaimed while taking a bite from her salad.

"Yeah, much better than the salads the royal chefs prepare in Canterlot." Twilight added.

"Really?" I asked dumbfounded.

"Well....Yes, this salad is so juicy; but so sweet at the same time. It's delicious!" Twilight exclaimed while taking a big bite from her salad. Celestia and I were the only ones who were using the knives and forks, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight just buried their muzzles in their plates.

"Well I'm glad you are enjoying my salad." I replied. I looked at the TV before turning it on, I was going yo watch one of my favorite shows 'Bottom'. Now I know the show is old but it's so good. I quickly changed channels until it hit Humor TV.

"Oh this episode is amazing." I said while turning on the volume.

"What is this TV show called?" Cadence asked while setting her plate down on my salon table.

"The show is called Family it's a very good  show; and it's soooo funny." I replied while watching the episode.

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We watched the episode, at first the Princesses didn't understand the humor of the show; but after some explanation they found it a little funnier.

After a few more minutes the show ended, I was particularly the one who was laughing his ass of; while the Princesses just chuckled awkwardly when I would laugh so hard.

"So hard what did you *snort* girls think?" I asked.

"Well it was okay I guess, I didn't find it as funny as you did; but that's probably because we didn't understand what they were talking about anyway." Cadence said while holding back a yawn.

"Are you tired Cadence?" I asked.

"Yes, for some reason I'm feeling very *yawn* tired all of a sudden." Cadence replied while yawning.

Hey call me whatever you want, but her yawns are the cutest thing I've ever seen.

"Well is everybody tired?" I asked.

"No not really." Celestia replied.

"We are not tired Jack." Luna added.

"Me neither." Twilight said.

"Well we are probably going to watch some TV; so Cadence I'll let you sleep in my bed." I said while getting up.

"Oh no I couldn't possibly--."

"No I couldn't possibly missy, you are tired and I will not let you sleep on a couch were the rest of us could possibly wake you up." I cut her off.

"What. But I.....*sigh* fine then. Here I am being ordered around by an alien." Cadence mumbled while getting off the couch.

"That alien is your room-mate technically." I said while walking towards her. "Now come and I'll show you yo--errr my room."

"Ok, goodnight aunties, goodnight Twily." Cadence said.

"Goodnight." They all replied in union.

Cadence nodded and walked with me towards the stairs that led to my room.

We walked up the stairs; we eventually reached my bedroom door. "So don't freak out when you see my room." I said while twisting the doorknob.

My room isn't that bad, I have some wall papers of my favorite games like: Metal Gear Solid, Halo, Gears of War, and many other cool games. My bed was big enough for 4 adults to sleep in. (hey don't judge, I just like sleeping comfortable.) So Cadence had enough room to sleep. I was bigger than any of the Princesses; I was just a tad bit taller than Celestia. Twilight was the smallest of them all, then Cadence, then Luna, and finally Celestia.

"Welcome to my little heaven ." I said while opening the door. When we walked in; we were greeted with a big room, a giant ass bed (thanks stepdad), and my entire halo action figure collection. Hey don't judge, it's better than Barbie dolls.

"Wow this room is almost as big as mine in the Crystal Empire." Cadence said in awe.

"Heh thanks Cadence, it's were I spend most of my time.....Thinking." I replied with a saddened tone.

Cadence apparently saw that something was troubling me. "Hey are you ok?" Cadence asked concerned.

"Yeah I'm fine it's just that....Around this time my little brother would visit me and we would have a little sleep over, you know to talk about games, school, girls, you know the basic boy stuff." I replied.

"Well maybe your little brother forgot the time." Cadence replied while trying to cheer me up.

"Well he's been forgetting the time for 4 years."

"4 years? And you never talked to him about it?"

"Talking to a tombstone won't give me answers."

"Tombstone? But why would you--."

"He's dead Cadence."

"D-Dead... I'm so sorry, I-I should have never brought it up I--."

"It's alright Cadence, it's just a touchy subject."

I sat down on the bed, Cadence following my lead. Suddenly I felt a wing wrap around my shoulder, and I saw that Cadence had buried her face in my chest.

"*sniff* I'm so sorry Jack." Cadence said.

"It's....Alright Cadence." I said comfortably. I wrapped my arms around her and returned the hug. "Just try to not bring it up again ok?" I asked soothingly.

"O-Ok." Cadence replied.

I let go of her and broke the hug, I looked at Cadence and I have to admit that for an alien pony she looks.....Pretty. Wait what! Why am I thinking that?

Cadence let go of me and lay herself down on the bed. I grabbed the covers and she quickly got under them. "This is really soft." Cadence mumbled while nuzzling my pillow.

"Only the best for my guests." I replied.

"Hey Jack, this might seem strange but...It's kind of a tradition in Equestria that the Princess gets a goodnight kiss when they go asleep." Cadence said out of nowhere.

"Really? Then who gave you your--." Cadence looked at me with a saddened expression. "Oh yeah, right uhm well if it'll make you sleep better." I said.

"Yes!" Cadence exclaimed. I looked at her with a confused expression. "Uhm I mean *ahem* yes that would make me sleep very well." Cadence replied while her face started to get a little red. 'Is she sick?' I thought.

"Well ok Cadence, sorry if my breath smells horrible." I said while moving my head towards hers.

'Oh nothing can be worse than Shining’s morning-breath.' Cadence thought while shuddering at the thought.

I leaned in closer until I was inches away from Cadence's face; I leaned forward and gave her a peck on her head. "Sweet dreams Cadence."

"Thanks Jack." Cadence replied while closing her eyes.

I stayed with her until I confirmed that she was fast asleep; I could hear a very light, but cute snore coming from her. 'Dawwww that's just adorable.'

I got up and carefully opened the door. I closed the door and walked down the stairs, when I got down I was greeted with a sleeping Celestia, a sleeping Twilight, and a barely awake Luna. 'I knew I should have brought them to ged my head room as well.' I thought while walking towards Luna. "Pssst Luna." I said.

"Huh? What what is it Jack?" Luna asked sleepily.

"Listen, your sister and Twilight are asleep, I'm gonna put them to bed, you look tired to so you're going to bed as well." I said while getting up and walking towards Celestia. "Could you watch Twilight for a sec?" I asked while carefully picking Celestia up.

"We will." Luna replied.

Wow Celestia really doesn't weigh that much, thank god.

I carefully picked Celestia up and opened the door with my foot. I am fucking flexible as fuck!

I walked up the stairs and carefully opened the door; I walked over to my bed and placed Celestia next to Cadence. Luckily my bed is big enough for all of them.

I placed the covers over Celestia and walked downstairs. I then proceeded to do the same thing with Twilight, she weighed almost nothing. I placed her in the far left corner of my bed.

'Phew, only Luna to go.' I thought while walking downstairs again.

'Oh you have got to be kidding!' I mentally shouted, Luna had also fallen asleep. Wow and just two minutes ago she was awake, great this is just fan-fucking-tastic. Well might as well get it over with. I carefully picked Luna up and walked up the stairs fir the 4th time. I was smart enough to place them in a correct order, Twilight was on the far left, then came Celestia, then came Cadence, and finally Luna. Smart thinking Jack! I mentally patted myself on the shoulder. I carefully placed Luna down as well and put the covers over her as well. Damn it's almost like taking care 4 sisters......Well kind off.

I walked away from the bed until I felt something nudging my arm, I turned my head and I saw that my arm was covered in a golden aura. 'Oh shit! What the fuck is happening?!'

Suddenly I was being pulled towards the bed. Oh shit, okay Jack think who's magic thing has the color gold? Think Jack think........Celestia! Oh shit, suddenly I was on the bed, being dragged towards Celestia. Alright Jack look out don't step on the ponies, or Princesses, or whatever!

If anybody could see me; they would laugh their ass off, it looked like I was walking through hot coal, while trying to avoid the spikes that were placed in them.  (you know when someone walks through something hot bare-feeted while screaming: "Oooh Aah oooh aaah aah.")

Suddenly the golden aura was gone, I felt myself being pulled down by a hoof? Seriously how the fuck for they keep grabbing me with their hooves?

In a matter of seconds I was laying between Twilight and Celestia. Jesus Christ. What do I do know?

I tried getting up, only for a wing to wrap itself around me. Is she doing this on purpose? I thought while looking at her. Her eyes were closed and her breathing was slow and peaceful.

Maybe she isn't doing it on purpose then. I looked at my clock and it said 21:45. Well I might as well get an early sleep. I don't want to risk waking them up. Still this is awkward as fuck.

But I digress, who would have thought that this could be so warm and comfortable, I carefully grabbed the covers and put them over me.

Well this is the first time I've ever slept with 4 chicks.....Steven is going to be soooooo jelly.

Witg that thought; I closed my eyes. I was unsure what to tell them when they woke up tomorrow, but that's something to worry about when they wake up.

"Goodnight Princesses." I whispered.

I turned my back towards Celestia, only for her to put her hooves around my waste and laying her head on my shoulder.

Jesus, this is soooo weird.....But comfortable at the same time.

After this I'm so going to need a drink.