I need a drink

4 days, 4 long exhausting days. That’s how long the Princesses have been crying and mourning about the soon to come loss of Equestria. They blame themselves and they have been nothing but a wreck for the past couple of days.

When they casted their teleportation spell; I assumed it had worked……But I was so wrong, The spell didn’t work, the Princesses were still in my house, they were still on Earth. I didn’t know what to do, the first thing I did was grab some drinks and tried to calm them down. It took me over 4 hours until they were calmed down a tad bit. But if that wasn’t bad enough; they all started to have nightmares, yes  nightmares. I didn’t know at first, but when I heard screams coming from my room; I immediately ran up to see the Princesses shaking from fear and exhaustion. (The exhaustion was probably from the many sleepless hours they had.)

I tried calming them down, 2 hours later Cadence, Twilight, and Luna were fast asleep. I told Celestia to get some rest to, but was surprised that she asked me to stay here with her. I didn’t know what to do so I just said yes and laid down beside her. I really felt uncomfortable in the beginning, but then I remembered why I was doing it. These 4 pony Princesses are trapped on an alien world, they can’t return to their world, they are the ones that raise the sun and moon, Cadence is the Princess of love, and Twilight is the Princess of Friendship.

The next day was even worse. I was awoken by the constant crying of Twilight. She said that she was worried about her friends and that it was her fault that everypony couldn’t return. ( To be honest, all of the Princesses blames themselves.) I did the only thing that I thought that might help and decided to accidentally make myself trip. When I tripped; Twilight began to giggle, her giggles finally erupted in full out laughter. That felt as a mission accomplished to me……But its didn’t last for long though.

Those 4 days were stressful not only for me; but also for the Princesses. And there was the fact that Steven came by to visit me every day, so when Steven would visit; I had to hide the Princesses. Luckily Celestia knew a certain invisibility spell, she casted the spell differently though.  Instead of nobody being able to see them; I was the only one who could be able see them.

Normally when Steven is around funny things tend to happen. Like Steven tripping over my doormat, or Steven failing at Call of Duty and raging about it. The Princesses stayed up my room for the first two days when Steven had visited me, but eventually curiosity got the better of them and they decided to watch us play. When either Steven or I would do something completely stupid ( or in their perspective, Completely funny) we would receive a few giggles. Luckily I was the only one who could hear their giggles.

Day 3 was…..The same as all days, comforting the Princesses, giving them all the help they needed.

But day 4 was the day that changed it all. Here let me tell you.

Day 4, Jack POV,

"Good morning girls." I said while walking towards my couch.

I got a few mumbled Good mornings in reply.

"Listen I know the last couple of days have been hard to you, but I’ve done some thinking and I want to ask you girls something." I said while sitting down on the couch.

"What do you want to know?" Asked Celestia.

"I want to know everything you did before you arrived on Earth." I replied while taking a sip from my coffee.

"Everything we did?" Celestia asked confused.

"Yes." I replied while putting my mug down on the table. "I remember Cadence saying something about a wish."

"M-My wish?" Cadence asked.

"Yes Cadence your wish." I replied.

"Well w-what do you want t know?" Cadence asked while taking a sip from the mint tea I prepared for all of them.

"You said you made a wish, and a few days ago you told Celestia that your wish did kinda come true. So if I may ask, what was your wish about?" I asked.

Cadence looked at me before sighing. "My w-wish was t-that I could just get away from it all." Cadence replied.

"Get away from it all?" I asked confused.

"Get away from being heartbroken, get a-away from being a Princess, just get away from it all." Cadence replied.

'Damn she’s had it rough.' I thought while giving Cadence a compassionate smile. "You also said something about a shooting star?" I asked.

"Y-Yes, I-I made my wish when I saw a shooting star appear." Cadence replied.

"We thought you would feel better if We would make shooting star appear." Luna said.

"And I did felt better, thank you auntie Luna." Cadence replied with a smile.

"Uhm this might sound stupid but it’s just a theory, you see here on Earth when a shooting star appears we; make a wish, most people believe that their wish could actually come true, others believe it is just a fable." I said.

"What are you getting at?" Celestia asked curiously.

"Well since your world has magic in it; it could be that….The magic on your world could have made your wish come true." I said. 'God this sounds so stupid.'

"……I never thought of it that way. Of course!" Celestia said.

"Of course what?" Twilight asked.

"In the ancient times; Starswill The Bearded wrote a book about Equestria and its magical influence on ponies. In his book was also described that shooting stars are full of raw magic, when a pony or any other creature in Equestria would see a shooting star; they would make a wish, but if they concentrated hard enough. so yeah, let's just say that your wish really did come true Cadence." Celestia explained.

"S-So because I wished that I could get away from it all; we got transported to this planet?" Cadence asked confused.

"In a nutshell yes." Celestia replied.

*Mind is processing data, processing, processing…….Idea!*

"Whoa I think I got it!" I exclaimed.

"Got what?" Twilight asked.

"I think I’ve found a way for you girls to return home." I replied.

"Really!?" They all said in union.

"Yes, listen you said that you did your wish when you saw a shooting star right?" I asked Cadence. Cadence nodded in response. "Well if we could somehow see a shooting star here on Earth you might be able to return home." I explained.

"Thou does know this sounds really stupid right?" Luna asked.

"Well it’s all we got, unless you have a better idea." I replied.

"….No We have not." Luna said.

"It might work, but when does a shooting star appear here on Earth?" Celestia asked.

"Well that’s the problem, I don’t know when we will be able to see a shooting star. I replied sheepishly.

"So what you are telling us is that we have to wait and see?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah." I replied.

Celestia looked at me before sighing. "I hope that you are right Jack, because I’m out of options."

"Don’t worry". I said reasuringly. "I’m sure this will work." I really wasn’t sure if it would work, but at least I gave them some hope. Let’s just hope it isn’t false hope.

I looked at the Princesses before smiling. "What do you 4 want to do?" I asked.

"Could We play Dark Souls again?" Luna asked.

"You want to play Dark Souls again? Last time you played it you raged so hard that your screams broke the vase my mother gave me." I replied.

Yes but We are sure that We will be able to defeat The Taurus Demon today! Luna said with much confidence. I smiled at her and told her to go ahead. When I explained how my Playstation worked to the 4 Princesses they were immediately drawn to its beauty (let’s just hope they don’t get addicted.) Luna had taken an interest in Dark Souls, Cadence decided she wanted to play The Legend Of Zelda, Twilight began playing  Metal Gear Solid, and Celestia started (by my surprise) playing Call of Duty.

Luna turned on the Playstation and started playing Dark Souls, she had chosen the Pyromancer class. She was currently busy fighting The Taurus Demon. she didn’t have any trouble with The Asylum Demon; but the Taurus Demon she found a little difficult. While Luna was playing Dark Souls; Cadence was busy watching a movie on my laptop. ( Yep I had introduced them to almost every single piece of technology that Humanity has to offer.) Twilight was reading a book about Human History, and Celestia decided she wanted to get some fresh air, so she was laying down in my backyard.

God please let them return. I thought while looking at the beautiful blue sky. I really feel for them, and I know that I’ve only know them for 1 week; but a lot of things can happen in 1 week. Heck, even your worst enemy can become your best friend in 1 week.

So a few hours later; all of the ponies were doing their own things.

"Yes We did it!" Luna exclaimed. I looked towards the TV screen and it read: Victory achieved. 'She finally did it.' I thought while walking towards her and giving her a pat on the back. "Nice job Luna! But you just wait until Ornstein and Smough."

"Ornstein and who?" Luna asked.

"Oh the 2 easiest bosses in the game." I lied.

"Really? Well We shall defeat these bosses and claim their souls!" Luna said.

Damn when she says it; it’s actually kind of creepy.

"Jack is it true that your planet was created billions of years ago?" Twilight asked in curiosity and awe.

"Huh? What was the question?" I asked while looking at her.

"I asked: Is it true that your planet was created billions of years ago." Twilight repeated.

"Yeah." I replied while walking over to her. I looked at what page she was, page 45. Damn she’s a fast reader. "So you’ve read about The Big Bang right?"

Twilight looked at me and nodded in response. "Yes, how you Humans know all these thing is just amazing. You have no magic and still you know how your universe was created." Twilight replied in awe.

"We Humans have done some pretty awesome things back in the old days." I said. Humanity fuck yeah!

"Yo Cadence how’s the movie?" I asked.

No response.

"Hello Cadence?" I asked while walking over to her. 'Of course, she’s got earplugs in.' I thought while mentally face palming. I tapped Cadence on her leg, she looked at me confused before pulling the ear plugs out with her magic. "What is it Jack?" Cadence asked curiously.

"I just wanted to know how you were enjoying the movie." I replied.

"Well, the movie itself is really good, Humans in giant robots fighting creatures that came out of the sea." Cadence said.

"You’re watching Pacific Rim?" I asked confused and a little surprised.

"Yes, I liked the name and I decided to watch it; and to be honest it is not disappointing." Cadence replied while pausing the movie. "It is sad that Raleigh lost his brother though."

"Yeah, but what did you think of the Kaiju’s?" I asked.

"Their….Cool in a certain point of view, but I find them rather disgusting." Cadence replied.

"Yeah some of those Kaiju’s are really fucked up." I replied.

"Fucked up? What does that mean?" Cadence asked.

I blushed a little when she asked that. "Ehm let’s just say that it is a swear word we Human use a lot."

Cadence nodded in agreement and put in her earplugs again. "Thanks for cheering us up Jack." Cadence said while laying her hoof on my hand.

I smiled at her and gave her a nod in return. She smiled and started to watch the movie again.

'Well let’s see how Celestia is doing I guess.' I thought while walking towards the door that led to my backyard. I grabbed the doorknob and twisted it, it opened with a *click*. I walked outside to see Celestia laying down in the middle of my backyard, she was starting at the sky, The sun shined over her multicolored mane. I walked over to her, apparently she knew I was behind her.

"Hello Jack." Celestia said in a neutral tone.

"Hey Celestia." I replied.

I looked at her before sitting down on the grass beside her.

"So how are you holding up?" I asked.

"A little better thanks to you." She replied with a gentle smile.

"Anything for my guests." I replied with a smile.

Celestia gave me a nod and looked up at the sky. "Your planet is beautiful, it is full of different flora and fauna, such a magnificent sight." Celestia said.

"Earth sure is something." I said.

"Jack may I ask you something?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah go ahead." I replied.

"If the shooting star experiment doesn’t work and we will not be able to return to Equestria; would you send us somewhere else?" Celestia asked.

"What? Why would I do that, you girls have been nothing but good company and fun to be around." I replied with a warm smile. "I would never send you out."

It looked like a great burden just fell off her shoulders, Celestia tilted her head and gave me a gentle nuzzle on the cheek.

"Thank you so much Jack, I am happy you were the one to find us." Celestia said while getting up.

"Shall we go inside?" Celestia asked.

"Lead the way Princess." I replied.

Celestia nodded and walked inside, I soon followed. 'I’m gonna have to tell Steven about this someday….I’ll do it tomorrow.' I thought while closing the door.

"WHAT IN FAUST'S NAME WAS THAT?!" Luna shouted.

'Jeez Luna calm down.' I thought. I walked towards the living room to see the screen say You died. 'Oh no.' I thought while looking at where she had died. She died on the bridge with the big Helkyte Dragon.

Yep that is such a pain in the ass.

"Luna what happened?" I asked already knowing what happened.

"This big dragon just came out of nowhere and killed Us." Luna replied while turning off the Playstation.

"Whoa Luna you gotta quit the game first, you just can’t turn the Playstation off, think off all the progress that could be lost." I said.

"We don’t care! We are not playing this stupid game anymore!" Luna said.

That’s what they all say, and before they know it; their back playing Dark Souls again.

"Listen I think it’s time to get some fresh air, so why won’t we all go to my backyard and have a picnic?" I suggested.

The reply I got was not that the one I expected. Cadence was still busy watching the movie, Twilight was still reading a book, Luna had already turned the Playstation on again, and Celestia just looked at me.

"Girls I asked you a question." I said.

"Huh? What was that?" Twilight asked while closing the book.

"I said that we could go outside for a picnic." I said.

"A picnic? Sure why not! It’ll be fun." Twilight replied.

"Well I was already outside but I guess spending some more outdoor time would be nice." Celestia added.

"We are sick of Dark Souls so We will come with thee as well." Luna said.

"I’ll come to, so I can have something to look forward to when the picnic is over." Cadence said.

"Something to look forward to? Like what?" I asked curiously.

"The ending of Pacific Rim." Cadence replied.

"Riiiiight." I said while walking towards the kitchen. "Alright I’ll prepare some apples, some pineapples and…..Hey there are bananas in here! Yes!" I shouted.

"What was that about bananas?" Celestia asked while walking towards me.

"Huh? Oh no it’s nothing; I just really like bananas." I replied.

"Looks like you’re not the only one after all Twilight." Celestia said.

"Yeah, could I have a banana as well?" Twilight asked.

"I’ll prepare us some fruit salads, just go and sit down on the grass outside." I replied with a smile.

Twilight nodded and walked outside, followed by the rest of the Princesses. Cadence waited until the rest was outside before speaking up to me. "Jack I really appreciate what you are doing for us, if there is anything I can do in return; just let me know." Cadence said.

"Thanks Cadence." I replied with a smile. "But that’s not necessary, you already gave me something in return."

"And what would that be?" Cadence asked.

"You girls have given me something I haven’t had in long time, roommates who don’t steal your food whenever they have none." I replied.

Cadence looked at me confused. "Really? That’s it?" Cadence asked confused and disappointed.

I chuckled a little before speaking up.  "Just kidding Cadence, you girls have given me the one of the best time of my life. And I thank you all for that." I replied with a smile.

Cadence gave me a smile and hug in return. "Thanks Jack."

"Your welcome Cadence." I said while returning the hug.

I broke the hug and continued to prepare the salads.

"This is gonna be a good day." I said to myself.

After a few more minutes I was finished and I walked outside with 4 bowls filled with various fruits. Here you go girls! I said while sitting next To Luna. "Let’s get this picnic started."

(Here it comes guys! The POV of the most craziest motherfucker in the world……Steven!)

Steven POV,

Aaaah that was the best jack off shower I’ve ever had. I thought while walking out off my bedroom bathroom.

Alright what should I watch? Let’s see: no, nope, defiantly not, why the fuck do I even have this? I said out loud while trying to see what movie I would watch. Wait! Jack has that cool movie! Uh what was it called again? I thought while trying to remember the movie’s name. Pacific Rim! I shouted, startling my birds.

I grinned and got up from my couch.

Jack I told you I was gonna visit you every day; and that’s exactly what I am going to do now! I shouted while grabbing my coat and stepping out of my house. Luckily Jack chose to live in the house that was practically in front of mine. Just a small crosswalk walk and I was in front of his place.

Jack better give me those chicks numbers, I’ve been asking him for the past 4 days now! But he always gives me the same answer: I forgot to ask them for their numbers, but come back tomorrow and I’ll probably have them. "Well fuck you to Jack! What a bro you are, not even sharing with your bro." I mumbled while walking towards Jack’s door.

I smirked before digging in my back pocket and pulling a key out. Heh, good thing I made a copy of Jack’s house key. I thought while putting the key in the door lock. 'But I’ve never told Jack about his newly-made second house key……I’ll tell him when I come back tomorrow.' I thought while turning the key. I received a reassuring *click*. I carefully opened the door and stepped inside.

'Now for a little surprise.' I thought while walking towards the living room.

Huh that’s strange, normally around this time Jack’s playing on his Playstation or watching po---err I mean action movies. I thought while inspecting the living room. Where the hell could he be?

"No I’m serious Luna, I’ve never done such a thing." I heard e female voice say.

'Does he have another girl around? Oh this time he will learn to share with his bro!' I thought while walking towards the kitchen. Damn I’ve been in Jack’s house for so many times that I know every single corner of it. I thought while walking towards the kitchen. I stopped and looked at the door that led to his backyard. He better not be nailing her right now. I thought while shuddering at the thought of seeing Jacks trolala. 'Damn sun block window, or whatever the fuck it’s called!' I thought while trying to get a view of what was going on outside; before I decided to barge in. 'Well I guess it’s time to see what chick Jack is banging right now.' I thought while grabbing the doorknob. I twisted the doorknob and opened the door. I stepped outside with a big grin on my face.

"Alright man show me dem titties!" I shouted while throwing my hand up in the air.

I was greeted by a not what I expected to see sight. There was Jack sitting down on the grass, surrounded by different fruits and 4, yes not 1 but 4 multicolored horses. "Jack see what

I am now." I stammered out.

"Steven what the fuck are you doing here!?" Jack almost shouted while getting up.

"I no idea have of doing here I am." I stammered out.

"Damnit Steven this is gonna be Beyoncé all over again! Man up!" The angel on my shoulder shouted at me. ( Who had magically appeared on my shoulder by the way. I’m not crazy! I swear!)

"No don’t do it Steven. Faint, faint, faint, faint." The devil on my other shoulder said. (Who also magically appeared. Again: Not crazy.)

"Hey get the fuck out! I was here first you demon bitch!" The angel snapped.

"Go suck a big fat giant feathery dick." The devil replied.

"Go suck you’re masters vagina." The angel replied.

"Oooh snap!" I mentally shouted.

"Go suck a giant horse ass." The demon replied.

"Talking about horses, Steven you better get a hold off yourself and prepare for what is coming next."

I nodded and gathered the last of the manliness I had left in me.

Jack was walking towards me with an angry expression on his face.

*Mind is processing data, processing, processing……..Main objective: Protect baby-maker from foot of Jack.*

'Got it brain!' I mentally shouted.

"Steven what are you doing here?" Jack asked angry.

"I-I-I-I-I just wanted to ask you if I  c-c-c-could borrow Pacific Rim from you , b-but I see that you’re busy so I’ll just leave." I said while giving Jack a nervous and scared look.

I was about to turn around until an unfamiliar voice spoke up.

"You’ve watched Pacific Rim to!? Well don’t spoil the ending for me." The pink horse suddenly said.

"What the fuck!" I screamed.

Jack quickly covered my mouth with his hand before speaking up.

"Listen dude, I was going to tell you eventually but seeing that you kind of figured it out by yourself I’m going to tell you everything." Jack said.

I just nodded furiously in response.

J ack garbbed me by my arm and dragged me over to the horses.

'Shit shit shit shit!' I thought while trying o avoid eye contact witr the horses. Jack what kind of sick fucking thing have you gotten yourself into?

Jack sat down on the grass and tugged my leg; motioning me to sit down as well. I nodded nervously and sat down beside Jack, only to see a purple horse shifting closer to me.

"So you’re Steven? It’s nice to meet you!" The purple horse said.

"Y-You can t-talk?" I stammered out.

"Yes, we all can." She ( I assumed it was a she) replied.

"H-How?" I asked.

"That’s where I come in." Jack intertwined. Let me explain what has happened the last couple of days.

With that said; Jack started to explain everything that had occurred for the last couple of days. H told me how he found the Princesses in his backyard, how he took them in and how he took care of the. I was slightly glad when I heard the Princesses were technically aliens. That was actually pretty cool. He also told me that they were searching for  a way home and that they have been staying at Jack’s house for the last couple of days. Damn you Jack and your generosity. The Princesses also introduced themselves, the white one was Celestia co-ruler of Equestria and raiser of the sun, the blue one was Luna also co-ruler of Equestria and raiser of the moon, the pink one was Cadence the Princess of Love, and finally you had the purple one, her name was Twilight Sparkle and she was The Princess of Friendship.

All in all; a strange meeting ended up in a nice introduction.

"So you ain’t telling nobody, you got that?" Jack asked.

"My lips are sealed dude." I replied.

Jack gave me a smile and looked at the 4 Princesses. "What do we do now?" Jack asked.

We would like to try and defeat that dragon. Luna replied.

"Dragon!? Where!?" I shouted while getting up.

The Princesses and Jack all burst out laughing. I looked at them confused before speaking up.

"Why are you guys laughing?" I asked confused.

"Oh Hahaha. Steven, Luna is talking about the Helkyte dragon in Dark Souls." Jack replied while trying to contain his laughter.

"Helkyte dragon? Oh right heh I knew that." I said sheepishly while sitting down.

"You didn’t." jack said.

"Hey there are 4 aliens in your backyard, I wouldn’t be surprised if they brought a dragon with them." I replied while pointing at the Princesses.

"We do have dragons in Equestria, my number one assistant Spike is a baby dragon." Twilight said in a as a matter of factly tone.

"See! I told you!" I said while poking Jack in his chest.

"Yeah yeah, you know what; you could help Luna play Dark Souls." Jack said.

"What? Why?" I asked confused.

"You and I both finished the game, and since you haven’t properly introduced yourself; you can get that chance now." Jack said.

"…….I hate it when your right." I mumbled while walking inside.

'Why am I even agreeing to this?  Could just call the cops on Jack.' I quickly shook that thought off my mind. 'No! Jack has trusted me with one of his biggest secrets! I am not an asshole that would just tell on him…..But I’m still gonna get him back for not telling me sooner.'

I walked towards the living room and turned the Playstation on before sitting down on the couch.

"Art thee familiar this game?" Luna asked.

"Am I familiar with this game?" I repeated sarcastically. "Hmmm let's see, I've beaten this game twice and I know were to find any item, so yeah I'm pretty familiar with this game."

"Huzzah! So thou will help Us?" Luna asked.

"*sigh* Yes I will help you beat those motherfuckers." I replied.

"Motherfuckers? What does thou mean with that?" Luna asked curiously.

I smirked. 'Oh time for some payback Jack.' "Let's begin shall we?" I said while grinning.

Luna nodded in response. I turned the Playstation on and surprisingly the game was still in there.

"What class did you choose?" I asked.

"Pyromancer." Luna replied.

"Nice."

"Yes, but we can't get past that dreadful dragon." Luna replied.

"Dreadful? Seriously?" I asked.

"What does thou mean?" Luna asked confused.

"Just say something like: I can't get past that fucking dragon, or Hey dragon fuck you!" I replied as if I was actually trying to help her.

"Fuck? Fucking? What does that mean?" Luna asked.

"That's not important, just know that'll be more fun if you say those things." I replied.

Luna hesitantly nodded and stared up her safe file. "Time to beat thee dragon." Luna said with much determination.

Literally 15 seconds later Luna had died.

"That stupid dragon." Luna said,

"Apapap, what did I tell you a few seconds ago?" I asked.

"......That stupid fucking dragon?" Luna said.

I smiled. "That's right." I said. 'This is gonna be good.'

15 Minutes later, Jack POV,

"And you are sure we can trust him?" Celestia asked.

I nodded in response. "Yes Celestia; Steven and I have been friends for a very long time, so I trust that he'll keep you girls a secret." I replied.

Celestia smiled at my reply.

"I think Steven seems nice." Cadence said with a smile.

"Yeah, I wonder if all those things you told us about him are true." Twilight added.

"Twilight they are all true and--."

"STUPID FUCKING DRAGON! EAT MY SHIT!" I heard Luna scream.

"What did she say?" Celestia asked confused.

I got up from the grass and looked at the door.

".........Damnit Steven!" I shouted.

"What's wrong?" Cadence asked.

"I think Steven has been teaching Luna one or two things about Earth's swearing." I replied while walking towards the kitchen.

"Oh my." Cadence said.

"Steven fucked up.......Again."