I need a drink

Steven POV,

"STUPID FUCKING DRAGON! EAT MY SHIT!"

'Oh this is just too funny; I am so going to troll Jack with this.' I thought while looking at Luna.

"Oh my god, hahahaha that was awesome Luna!" I said while patting Luna on her back.

Luna was breathing heavily before speaking up. "Thou *pant* thinks so?"

"Yes, you did very well my young padawan." I said.

"Padawan? Isn't that a Jedi’s apprentice?" Luna asked confused.

"You've watched Star Wars?" I asked.

Luna nodded in response. "Yes, but only a few parts of the seasons."

"Oh, we are going to get along just fine." I said with a grin.

"Okay?" Luna replied.

"Damnit Steven!" I heard Jack shout from the kitchen.

'Oh, now this will be fun.'

A few seconds later; Jack walked inside, followed by the rest of the Princesses.

"Steven, what have you done?" Jack asked.

"I helped Luna turn into a real gamer." I replied in a; as a matter of factly tone.

"Turn her into a Steven you mean." Jack replied.

"Well, at least she's doing a better job in Dark Souls than you are!" I snapped back.

"Huzzah! We've reached the Sunlight Altar!" Luna exclaimed.

"See?" I said while pointing at the TV screen.

".........Try not to turn her into a complete Steven, you got that?" Jack asked.

"I can't make a promise; I know I won't keep." I replied.

"What's going on?” Celestia asked.

"Nothing sister, Steven has helped Us progress in the game.” Luna replied while lighting the bonfire.

"Has he now? I see you two are getting along just fine. “Celestia said with a smile.

"Let's just hope Steven doesn't turn her into his own dark apprentice.” I heard Jack mumble.

"What was that Jack?” I asked.

"Huh? Nothing dude; just thinking out loud. “I replied.

"Luna, I do not know what you just shouted; but please do not forget your royal status.” Celestia said.

"Sister thou said it thineself; we are not on Equestria so our royal status means nothing here.” Luna replied.

"I think what Luna is trying to say is: Fuck the royal status.” I added.

*slap*" AAAH dude what the fuck! Why did you hit me on the head? " I asked while rubbing the sore spot on my head.

"Watch your language.” Jack replied while pointing his finger at Luna. "She is a Princess and you are a…..Steven and quite frankly; I don’t think those 2 go together so well.”

"They most certainly do! I bet that I can make Luna the best gamer in the world; without her swearing when she dies “ I snapped back.

Jack looked at me with a ‘yeah right’ expression. "And you suppose I believe that nonsense?”

I looked at Luna before whispering. “Do you know any Equestrian swear words we could use?”

Luna looked at me before nodding.

"Nice.” I said.

"Jack, is it ok with you if I could play some Metal Gear Solid?” Twilight asked.

"Yeah, sure Twilight. " Jack said before walking towards the Playstation. "Luna, I think you’ve played enough for today. "

"What? Why do We have to stop? " Luna asked.

"Because; Twilight wants to play some videogames as well.” Jack replied.

Luna looked at Jack before sighing. "Fine, We will let thee play Twilight.” Luna said while handing Twilight the controller.

Twilight smiled at her. "Thank you Princess Luna. "

"Don’t mention it Twilight. " Luna replied.

Steven I think I got an idea to get back to Jack for keeping the Princesses a secret from you. The devil on my shoulder said. (Again: Not crazy)

'Really? Like what.' I mentally asked.

One word: Movie night.

‘Those are two words.’

………Your mom’s 2 words as well!

Hey what’s going on here? The angel on my other shoulder asked.

Huh? Oh nothing, I was just telling Steven how pretty you are. The devil lied.

*sigh* what kind of fucked up plan have you come up with this time? The angel asked annoyed.

Movie night, but with a little twist. We’ll make them watch Final Destination, muahahahahahah. The devil said while laughing manically at the end.

That is a surprisingly good idea. The angel said surprised. I was thinking we could glue Jack’s pubic hair together; but yours is even better.

I know right? The devil asked.

‘I have some serious health issues.’ I thought.

I have some serious men issues. The devil mumbled.

I have some serious boner issues. The angel added.

‘Why am I even talking to you guys?’ I asked both of them

I don’t know, when we get lonely we just want to talk to somebody. And that somebody would be you. The devil said.

And there is the fact that you kind of created us. The angel added.

‘Where did it go wrong?’ I whined.

Uhm let’s see….Ah yes the day it all went wrong; was the day your mother decided to catapult you out of her vagina. The devil said.

……..You just got your ass hurt. The angel said.

‘Oh really? Well you momma is so fat; that when she stepped on her weighing machine it said: Hey I asked for your weight, not your phone number.’ I replied.

……Fuck, I’m outta here. The devil said. Within seconds the devil was gone, I looked at the angel before speaking up. Are you to? I asked.

The angel just smile sheepishly and nodded in response, eventually he was gone as well.

‘I really need to get some help don’t I?’

"So, what does thee want to do now?” Luna asked, snapping me out of my thoughts. I shook my head and looked at Luna. "Huh? What was that?“ I asked.

"We said: What does thee want to do now?” Luna asked.

"Hmmm, well I think I have an idea.” I said while mentally smirking.

Luna gave me a curious look. "What does thou have in mind?”

"Come closer and I’ll tell you. " I replied while motioning Luna to move closer to me.

‘Luckily Cadence is busy watching Pacific Rim and Celestia and Jack are in the kitchen discussing some things.’ I thought.

"What does thou have in mind? " Luna asked curiously.

"Well listen to what I have in store for them……"

Jack POV; 2 hours after game incident,

I am so happy that Steven is acting normally around the Princesses. When I saw Steven; I thought that he would cause a scene, but fortunately for us he didn’t. It appears that Steven and Luna are getting along just fine, heck he even helped Twilight by telling her how to get past the PMC soldiers. So yeah, things are looking great.

Steven came up with the great idea of setting up a movie night for the 6 of us. Cadence immediately agreed and asked if we could bring another movie with the same genre as Pacific Rim. Celestia agreed because….Well she just agreed, Twilight was already getting excited, and Luna was grinning? Yep she was grinning while Steven was telling us about the movie night.

Eventually Steven went over to his house and told us he was gonna get some snacks and the movies. We all agreed that we would watch an action movie and a comedy. We decided we would watch Dumb and Dumber and The Patriot. (Two, awesome movies in my opinion.)

So half an hour later everything was set up. Steven had brought over some Doritos, Coca Cola, candy, and the movies of course.

"20:30 pm. " I said out loud.

"Yeah, perfect time for a movie night right?” Steven asked while sitting down on the ground, he crossed his legs and got into a comfortable position. "It isn’t nice to let your bro sit on the ground you know.” Steven said in a sarcastic tone.

I looked at him before smirking. “Cadence asked me if I wanted to sit down beside her.” I replied with a mocking tone.

"Speaking of Princesses, where are they?” Steven asked.

"They said they wanted to undo themselves from their royal regalia.” I replied.

"……That sounds hot and creepy at the same time. " Steven said.

I gave him a ‘what the fuck glare’; before speaking up. "You have the most fucked up mind I’ve ever come across. "

Steven gave me a cheeky smile. "Thank you, that means a lot to me.” He said while holding his and to his heart.

"I’m really happy we stayed friends for so long.” I said while getting off the couch and sitting down beside him.

"Yeah, I don’t know what I would be without you.” Steven added.

"I think you’d probably be dead. " I replied.

"Dead? Why would you think that? " Steven asked confused.

"When you were small; you would always try and climb over the fences when we were in the zoo remember?” I asked.

Steven looked at me before his eyes widened. "You’re right. Steven said astonished. " If you weren’t there to stop me , I would be dead. "

I gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Lighten up buddy, without you; my life would have been boring as hell. "

He smiled and grabbed me in a bro-hug. "Thanks man, I hope we stay friends forever.”

"I hope so to man, I hope so too. "

Suddenly the door opened and revealed 4 Princesses, only without their crowns, and royal regalia. They were practically ‘naked’.

"Well isn’t that cute.” Cadence said.

I looked at the position Steven and I were in. I quickly pushed Steven off me and regained my composure. "*ahem* Uhm we were just….What were we doing again Steven? "I asked.

"I told Jack that I could hug harder than him, so he decided to up that to the test and voila, you saw me a Jack in a hug contest.” Steven explained.

‘How does he come up with these things so quickly?’ I thought. I quickly shook the thought out of my brain and decided to speak up. "Are you girls ready for the movie night?”

"Yes! My first movie night. Of course I’m ready“ Twilight exclaimed.

I chuckled at her response. "Well sit down; and let’s get this movie night started.” I said.

Twilight smiled and bounced (yes bounced) over to the couch. Celestia followed her lead (without bouncing of course) and sat down beside her. Luna sat down on the ground beside Steven and Cadence sat down on my other couch.

"Jack, you do know that it is not nice to keep a mare waiting. " Cadence said.

I turned around and saw she was patting the empty spot on the couch. ‘Alright, alright I get the clue.’ I thought while walking towards the couch. I sat down beside her and grabbed the remote control.

"What’s this? " Luna asked while levitating the bottle of Coca Cola in front of her.

"That would be the greatest soft drink ever made. " Steven replied while grabbing the bottle.

"What is so great about it? " Celestia asked curiously.

"Just try it. " Steven said while filling 4 glasses with Cola.

The glasses were suddenly covered with magic and levitated towards each of the Princesses.

Luna was the first one to take a sip from her glass.

"……..This is amazing! " Luna exclaimed while drinking the glass empty.

"Wait! Don’t drink it to fast or it’ll hurt--."

"Aaaaaah! It burns! “ Luna exclaimed while holding a hoof to her throat.

"Your throat. " Steven finished.

"What happened? " Celestia asked concerned.

"Nothing.” Steven replied. "That is just one of the downsides of Coca Cola: Drink it too fast, and you’ll pay the price. "

Celestia nervously looked at her glass. "Are you sure it is safe to drink?”

"Sister thou has to *burp* try it.” Luna said.

Celestia looked at her sister before returning her gaze on the glass. The glass levitated towards Celestia’s muzzle, she took a quick sip.

"Hmmm, it’s actually really good. " Celestia said.

"Really?” Twilight asked while taking a sip from her own glass. "Whoa, this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted!” Twilight exclaimed.

"Come on, it can’t be that good.” Cadence said while taking a sip form her glass. Her eyes widened and she looked at the Coca Cola bottle. "This.” Cadence said while pointing he hoof at the bottle. “Has got to be made in Equestria as well, Princess’s order.”

"*chuckle* you should just wait and see for what we have in store for you 4.” I said while looking at the TV. "Steven, turn on the DVD player.” I said.

"You got it dude.” Steven replied while turning the DVD player on. "First movie: Dumb and Dumber.”

"Dumb and Dumber?” Cadence asked.

"It’s a very funny movie, trust me you’ll like it.” I replied.

"O-Okay? Cadence replied.  Oh look, it’s starting! “Cadence exclaimed.

"Shhhh, some people are trying to watch.” Steven snapped at her.

Cadence looked at Steven. Suddenly her ears lay flat down on her head. S-Sorry. She replied.

I looked at her. “Hey, don’t worry; Steven can be a dick but he doesn’t mean it.” I said while giving her a small hug.

It looked like Cadence was blushing; but that was probably the light from the TV messing with my eyes.

"Thanks Jack.” Cadence said.

"You’re welcome.” I replied while breaking the hug.

2 hours later......

"Wait! My friend here made a big mistake. " Lloyd said.

"Yeah, sorry. " Harry apologized.

"The town is that way.” Lloyd said while pointing his finger in the right direction.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me. These guys really are stupid." Steven said.

"I think it’s nice of Lloyd to go on such a big journey; just to bring that suitcase back to Mary Swanson. What love can do to a stallion." Cadence said.

"This movie was too funny. " Luna said while wiping away a tear from her eye.

"I have to admit that it was just too funny. " Celestia added.

"Lloyd is my favorite, Harry is ok; but Lloyd is just too funny. " Twilight added.

‘Looks like movie number one was a success, now for movie number 2.’ I thought while looking at the ending credits. "Steven, time for movie number 2.”

"Movie number 2, hey I hope you don’t mind but I picked a different movie, I couldn’t find The Patriot. " Steven said sheepishly.

"That’s alright dude.” I replied with a smile.

Steven grinned?  ‘Why the fuck is he grinning?’ I thought while looking at him. ‘Why the fuck is Luna grinning?’ I thought while looking at Luna.

I simply shrugged it off and started to watch the movie. "Hey this looks familiar.” I said while looking at the screen. There was a group of friends on a big fair; they were stepping inside a rollercoaster. ‘This looks really familiar.’ I thought while watching the movie.

The following scene confirmed my thoughts about what movie this was.

(WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CLIP IS MEANT FOR AFULTS ONLY! WATCH ON YOUR OWN RISK!)

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"Sweet Faust! Turn it off! " Celestia exclaimed while seeing the first in die.

"I think I’m going to throw up.” Twilight said while turning green.

A few mumbles were heard from Cadence, when the first one died; she had already buried her face in my chest and covered her ears with her hooves.

Steven this is not what I expected when you said we were going to pull a prank on them Luna said.

"Hahahahahah, this is amazing hahahahaha.” Steven exclaimed while pausing the movie.

"Steven what the fuck is wrong with you!?” I asked angry.

"*snort* Calm down dude.” Steven said while waving his hand." It’s just a movie, and beside they would eventually come across a horror movie anyway;  so I thought: Why not show them one? "

I think I’m going to bed now. Twilight said while getting off the couch.

"Me too.” Celestia added.

Steven looked at them before speaking up. "Listen I’m sorry, I didn’t know how you girls would react, please don’t be mad. "

"We are not mad Steven; We thought it was funny in a certain point of view.” Luna said while giving Steven a gentle smile. "But We are all very tired and want to go to bed.”

Steven smiled at her. "Yeah I’m gonna hit the hay to. Shit! It’s almost eleven o’clock, shit I’m already late!" Steven exclaimed while getting up from the couch and sprinting towards the door. "See ya dude!” Steven shouted while closing the door behind him and running towards his house,

"What’s wrong? Was it something We said?" Luna asked confused.

"No it’s just that Steven *sigh* lost someone close to him as well.” I admitted while getting of the couch.

"W-Who?” Luna asked.

"His brother.” I replied. "He was in the army, but was killed in action 4 days before his platoon would return to The Netherlands. "

They all shared compassionate looks with each other.

"And that’s why Steven is always acting so crazy, because doesn’t want to be remembered of his brother.” I said.

"When his brother had died, Steven was acting differently; h started to stay in his room, he didn’t want to eat with the rest of his family, and he didn’t want to hang out with me anymore.” I said.

"Why?” Twilight asked. "If he felt sad about his brother; wouldn’t you normally need somepony to comfort you?”

"Yes, and eventually he warmed up to me and his parents.” And after a lot of talking, and me barging into his room just in time before he was going to jump out of the window.

"But why did he go home so quickly?” Cadence asked.

"Because around this time; Steven will go outside and just sit down and stare at the moon.” I replied while looking at Steven’s house.

Luna’s eyes seemed to widen at my reply. "W-Why would he stay up so late and s-stare at the moon?” Luna asked.

"Because when he was younger, his brother and he would always tell stories about the man on the moon. How they wanted to become astronauts and go to the moon together. "

“*sigh* There was this one time, it was after his brothers funeral, I was at Stevens house and I was trying to cheer him up; I failed miserably. "

"He told me that he wanted to sit outside; like he and his brother would always do and stare at the Man on the moon. The next day I visited him; he was still sitting outside, drenched in rain, he had not moved from the spot. "

The Princesses all gasped at this information.

"Why didn’t his parents move him inside?” Twilight asked confused.

"They tried, but he would just tell them that he and Hal wanted some time alone.” I replied.

"Hal?” Celestia asked.

"His brother. I’ve met the guy a lot of times; he was one of a kind. " I said while wiping away a tear from my eye.

"W-We are going to bed. " Luna said while walking towards the door. I was about to go after her until I felt a hoof on my shoulder. I looked at the hoof and saw it was Celestia’s.

"Leave her be.” Celestia said.

"*yawn* I think it’s time for me to go to bed.” Cadence said.

"Yeah, me too.” Twilight added.

"We will all go to bed, Jack I think you will not need to join us….Unless you want to.” Celestia said mockingly; with a wink.

‘What the fuck? Did she just try to make a move on me?’

"Goodnight girls.” I said while walking towards the couch. "You know the way right?”

"Yes we do. Cadence said with a smile. Goodnight Jack and thank you for the movie night. " Cadence said while giving me a hug..

"It was my pleasure Cadence. " I replied with a smile.

I broke the hug and gave Celestia and Twilight my goodbyes.

‘Time for me to sleep on the couch, but I’ll have to clean the mess first.’ I thought while picking up the glasses and bowls full of Dorito’s.

‘Steven, I’m sorry about your loss; but know that we’ll stay together, for always.’

20 minutes later Luna POV,

I was staring at the beautiful sight, the moon, and the stars. To think I didn’t even raise the moon makes me feel a little weird. But that poor Steven, he lost his brother, I can’t imagine how he feels. It looks like Jack and Steven have something in common; they both lost somepony close to them.

"Lulu, are you coming to bed? “ My sister asked while stepping into bed herself.

"We are coming dear sister, just give Us a moment.” I replied.

"Alright, but please turn off the lights.” My sister said.

I smiled and nodded in response. "Sweet dreams sister.”

I turned off the lights and began thinking. Why does Steven want to stay up so late and stare at the moon? I mean it's not a very common, at least that's what I have noticed after the banishment of Nightmare Moon.....Or my evil self; as somepony could say.

I kept staring at the moon; just the thought of the moon raising itself makes me feel uncomfortable. "That is supposed to be my duty.” I whispered. “I am the moon.”

With that thought; I stopped gazing at the moon and walked towards the bed. I made my way over towards the bed and stepped inside.

'I will have to ask Jack if I could perhaps get my private chambers, because Tia's snoring is keeping me awake at night.' I thought while smuggling up against my sister.

"Goodnight Tia, goodnight Cadence, goodnight Twilight, goodnight Jack.” I whispered.

"And goodnight to you as well Steven.” I whispered; while remembering how much fun we had today. "Sleep peacefully.”