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My Twilight Facade

by axelsempai
Suddenly, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I don't want to be here.

I used to be a human, but then I pissed off a wizard. Now I'm stuck in "Ponyville", in a land called "Equestria", and with no apparent way back home. I'm also pretty sure that I've just replaced somepony. I'd rather not have to answer any tricky questions, so I'm better off trying to be this unicorn whose name has been forced onto me.

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not a pony.

[Rated Teen for extensive use of vulgar language and sexual references.]

[Cover art made by richhap on deviant art. Unamused Twilight, go figure.]

[Brybrythesciguy is working on a cool audiobook of this story right HERE. The characters' voices are even simulated with an AI! I definitely recommend giving it a listen!]

Teen
Incomplete
Violence
Slice of Life
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
Sex
Profanity
 
MOSO

247472 words: Estimated about 21 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

50 Chapters:

  1. Friendship is Obligatory: Part 1 2014-10-26 15:11:48 UTC
    8343
  2. Friendship is Obligatory: Part 2 2014-11-02 19:05:44 UTC
    9929
  3. Plans and You: How to Recognize Your Shortcomings 2014-11-16 19:47:48 UTC
    3984
  4. Apples? More Like Asses. 2014-11-24 18:59:59 UTC
    5371
  5. Confectionary Confusion 2014-11-30 18:27:21 UTC
    2898
  6. Bitch Griffins and Comic Book Puns 2014-12-07 23:55:41 UTC
    5025
  7. Rage Issues of an Aspiring Dragon Slayer 2014-12-15 22:23:05 UTC
    5173
  8. How Friendship Leads To Polka 2014-12-22 00:40:24 UTC
    4202
  9. Girl Problems in a Storm 2014-12-26 01:30:09 UTC
    4121
  10. Lightning's Got Nothing On Rainbows 2015-01-04 23:14:22 UTC
    8679
  11. Dogs Suck, Cats Are Better 2015-01-13 03:49:10 UTC
    5819
  12. Ration of Fashion Passion 2015-01-30 22:11:55 UTC
    7227
  13. Ponies Suck at Social Studies 2015-02-07 03:59:31 UTC
    5801
  14. Drunk Ponies Shouldn't be at Hut Parties 2015-02-24 00:39:50 UTC
    3096
  15. Illusionists Revealing the Truth? Only in My Life 2015-03-08 19:55:00 UTC
    5670
  16. A Royal Pain 2015-03-26 17:26:12 UTC
    4597
  17. Twilight's Seven Days (Part 1) 2015-04-15 17:52:32 UTC
    5246
  18. Twilight's Seven Days (Part 2) 2015-04-25 16:32:39 UTC
    4051
  19. Loose Ends 2015-05-15 18:48:43 UTC
    3479
  20. Feeding Your Anger (Sucks) 2015-06-06 15:52:40 UTC
    5508
  21. Accepting My Lot in Life 2015-06-29 02:11:14 UTC
    4725
  22. Staring at the Wall 2015-07-05 21:46:31 UTC
    4465
  23. Feeling Like an Ass 2015-08-03 00:12:35 UTC
    5598
  24. Questions Unanswered 2015-08-15 03:05:10 UTC
    2626
  25. When Sleep Deprivation Sets In, Party Hard 2015-08-31 01:11:54 UTC
    2575
  26. Who Needs Sleep, Anyway? 2015-09-27 13:09:03 UTC
    7412
  27. Intentionally Sore Loser 2015-10-26 22:02:55 UTC
    4082
  28. Blazing Trails to Great Disappointing Truths 2015-10-26 22:03:14 UTC
    3184
  29. Like Halloween, Only Not 2015-12-10 00:45:06 UTC
    4023
  30. Nothing to Fear (But Me) 2015-12-28 04:18:01 UTC
    5485
  31. Old School Digs 2016-01-18 00:23:47 UTC
    2670
  32. Moons Don't Dance, They Scowl 2016-02-05 00:29:27 UTC
    3056
  33. Berated Elation 2016-03-07 00:38:15 UTC
    4254
  34. Confrontation 2016-03-28 00:18:56 UTC
    3452
  35. Heart to Heart 2016-05-04 10:24:37 UTC
    7207
  36. Deep Dark 2016-05-22 02:00:07 UTC
    3389
  37. Gracious Mornings 2016-06-21 22:29:07 UTC
    2943
  38. Higher Education 2016-07-14 19:52:45 UTC
    4086
  39. White Room, Black Magic 2016-08-21 03:05:31 UTC
    6429
  40. The Dating Scene 2016-09-12 20:06:46 UTC
    8030
  41. Bird in the Hoof, Night in the Slammer 2016-10-11 22:53:37 UTC
    8723
  42. Impending Crisis 2017-02-26 02:40:42 UTC
    2748
  43. Family 2017-07-21 04:31:50 UTC
    7997
  44. Someone Else's Family 2018-04-20 16:58:18 UTC
    6979
  45. That Thing About Bad Decisions 2019-01-30 01:26:26 UTC
    1489
  46. A Painful Reunion 2019-01-30 01:26:33 UTC
    5011
  47. Midnight 2020-03-15 16:21:11 UTC
    5109
  48. Magic 2020-07-19 18:30:20 UTC
    3548
  49. Getting Audited 2021-04-23 18:19:05 UTC
    4175
  50. Advice From a Librarian 2021-10-15 19:29:41 UTC
    3783